Tuesday, April 26, 2011

A History Of Gaypop

As you may all know, our beloved Kpop is infested with strange, feminine men who always seem to give blatant, public hints about their sexuality. Notable figures include: Jo Kwon, Heechul, Kevin, ect. For years now, netizens have been unsure whether to label them as homosexuals or not. However, the proof is quite obvious. These idols are simply hiding in their closets, for fear of persecution, but they have rebelled in their own little ways. For example:

Heechul kissing various members of his group.











Jo Kwon vulgarly singing about male genitals.
ect. ect.

These brave pioneers are considered legendary amongst shy, docile Gaypop idols. However, they have all lacked the revolutionary flames needed to spark heated publicity.
Enter: Mblaq's G.O & Seungho (I know what you're all thinking: Who?). They are quickly proving to be two of the gayest, intimate idols to ever exist; and they're not afraid to show it.

On April 25th, Seungho tweeted, "Giving G.O a pleasurable handjob~ keke", much to the amusement of netizens. Fans commented, "Thank you guys for making Kpop a safer place for homosexuals!", "So jealous of G.O!", and our personal favorite, "So gay!".

7 comments:

  1. ROFL ROFL ROFL. I love the Jokwon video. Makes me crack up every time.

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  2. Well being a supporter of equal rights I'm all for these dude's coming out of the closet. Won't help me think any higher of their shit music, but kudos to them.

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  3. lol, hurricane penis.....why does that make me think of meatspin....oh man ~_~

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  4. Jokwon knows what he wants, it's only a matter of time till he gets it from every male kpop idol

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  5. more on this article plox! we need to see the others!

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  6. What the fuck are they fucking smoking? There's nothing wrong with being gay and all, but those guys ruin the image of homosexuality! And yes, Heechul's a fag!

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  7. Which group is Jo Kwon in again?

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