Saturday, July 9, 2011

Dear Kwanghee, do us a favour and die please.

In a previous article I named Block B "thumbs up" move the gayest move in Kpop. I take it back, somehow Kwanghee and his gangbang managed to steal the spotlight.

Please refer to 2:49 to 3:01 on the video below to understand why!



GAY FOR PAY? I THINK SO!


Within a few seconds they've managed to pack in a gay dudes jazz hands, DESTROYED shuffling and add a lil Kwanghee seizure. I'm truly in amazement, I never imagined anyone in Kpop to comeback with a YMCA concept.

I've never listened to ZE:A before, so I honestly thought I'd give them a chance and see if my disgust for Kwanghee would decrease..... oh how I was mistaken. "Watch Out" truly is a below average summer song, with more pointless fake-aegyo & rapping than any substance & style. Those who believe otherwise need to get a reality check. I gotta love the composer though for giving Kwanghee just one line (not even that). I feel a tad sorry for the main vocalist though, he's got a nice face and decent voice on him, yet the only person everyone knows in the group is Kwanghee. Its a shame plastic is difficult to destroy.

This song reconfirms my belief as to why mediocre groups like ZE:A should IMMEDIATELY disband, dissapear out of the public eye, find low income jobs and continue the rest of their lives dwelling on what could've been. The only way for ZE:A to cling on any fame at this point of their careers is to release a sextape. SIMPLE AS THAT! I mean look at Hyunah, this shit is working for her cellulite.

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Just gimme a sec. I slightly puked at the thought of a naked Kwanghee.


The MV itself is beyond pathetic, it looks like someone just learnt how to use Windows Movie Maker. You can clearly see the members wearing bucket loads of makeup, most of them just seemed to have dipped their faces in white paint. AND WTF IS WITH THE FAT HAG AT THE END. Straight up boner kill! SHIIIIII~



Oppah fohk mi haada priiz~

Supposedly they've filmed this shitty excuse of an MV for over 46 hours. Give me a camera and half an hour, I could've shot the same crap in my backgarden. I'm guessing by the amount of hours wasted that we should expect a Japanese version of this song soon. Haven't the Japanese suffered enough?




I rate this song: 3/10

Song - Average
MV - crap
Kwanghee - still alive

...strangely I do like the first 6 seconds of the song.




What do you think? Watch the full MV from the start.


For those of you who will bitch about the reason why I "hate" Kwanghee, I dont hate him.
I fucking loathe him and his useless plastic existence.

(^.^)

42 comments:

  1. BECAUSE YOU'RE SO GOODLOOKING?

    ..

    or other irrelevant argument.

    I hate Kwanghee, just had to watch the vid for the lulz. The lulz was not worth 12 seconds of my like. GIVE IT BACK.

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  2. I've replayed this song quite a few times now for this article. Curiosity got the better of me, i don't think my ears will ever forgive me.

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  3. yeah their song wasnt good and i was hoping it was because i actually liked their last song
    anyways, its not polite to wish death upon someone. I know your probably joking but still.

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  4. Why is Shindong dressed as a girl in the MV?

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  5. wtf, was that a fairy dance....

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  6. LOL i watched the full mv and i died laughing. useless and load of crap . i can't believe i put myself through this shit. i think Kwanghee being in ze:a has downgraded the group from slightly shit to completely shit.

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  7. i think the girl in the end scored some points for this video though.

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  8. Gay gay.. definitely the most gay of all boy groups I've seen. I know male idols also wear makeup but theirs seem too obvious. Kwanghee wasted all his money on plastic surgery because he isn't even worth looking at.

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  9. wtf did i just watched?

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  10. Loooool gay jazz hands.

    Couldn't watch the whole thing.

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  11. they really shouldve done heart for 2
    if they continue doing songs this ghey then they really have no future
    ... that is unless they kick out kwanghee. which i will be hwaiting for.

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  12. i lost at 23 seconds. kudos for reviewing the mv in its entirety.

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  13. Burst out laughing when I saw them all dancing in a circle.

    The song was okay until I saw the MV for it. Too much pastel. I think all of them are more feminine than 70% of the world's female population.

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  14. I wonder if they were embarrassed doing this? I mean aren't they like upper teens and 20+...

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  15. LOL even after Kwanghee's plastic surgery, he still looks messed up. what a waste of money, ya? should just save up the money for more cosmetics.

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  16. what's the difference between the girl in the beginning and the girl in the end? Lol.

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  17. I liked the song actually. barely any kwanghess so I dont see the problem. Yeah the dance, but w/e the song I still like..I think someone may have been too into hating this song.

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  18. Where have I heard the bassline after the first chorus?...

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  19. @david, IKR the first few seconds remind me of something. I just can't put my finger, probably why i liked the first few secs.

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  20. ...I think im the only person who thinks shindong is attractive.
    Minus the mushroom haircut.

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  21. *runs and vomits* damn what the fuck is their dance it looks like a stupid penguin dance it's just pure gayness! ew!

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  22. ive seen worse fake-aegyo.
    the rapping is below mediocre, youre right.
    and i cant see the problem with the make-up. okay a lot of guyliner, but cmon... its everywhere, dont blame ze:a.
    the video is also mediocre, the dance is exactly what we danced like to my 7th birthday back in the 90ies.
    i cant say i like this, but i dont hate it either. maybe kpop just made me get used to stuff like this...
    w/o kwanghee i would even go so far and watch maybe one or two other mv's from them, because the leadsinger seems quite okay. but bearing this plastic face voluntarily... hm... no.

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  23. why do they all look like gays? lol

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  24. KWANGHEE OPPA'S BIGGEST FANJuly 10, 2011 at 11:50 AM

    THE MV WAS THE GREATEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE. THE SONG MADE ME ORGASM FOR HOURS...AND HOURS.

    WHAT DO YOU MEAN KWANGHEE'S GAY? YOU'RE GAY. SATAN WOULDN'T ACCEPT IN HELL BECAUSE YOU'D MAKE THE PLACE INTO A HUGE PANSY PIT, A PROBLEM HE DIDN'T HAVE TO FACE WITH ALL THE OTHER FAGS SENT THERE. I KNOW KWANGHEE'S NOT GAY BECAUSE HE'S WAITING FOR ME AND NO ONE ELSE

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  25. ^ calm your balls little girl. no one needs to know you get turned on by plastics. stay in school now.

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  26. "Song - Average
    MV - crap
    Kwanghee - still alive"

    bwahahahahaha God i love you people.

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  27. Are they saying 'water'.Actually the song itself isnt that bad,nothing amazing yeah sure but i dont think the song deserves such censure.

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  28. People find Shindong attractive? :S

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  29. watchoutforkwangheeJuly 11, 2011 at 12:58 PM

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=6XG0e86yths

    ...

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  30. "Oppah fohk mi haada priiz~"

    SCARRED FOR LIFE TROLOLOLOL.

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  31. At first your hate no, disgust at kwanghee seemed really irrational to me. Then I watched this mv. He scared the hell out of me. Now I understand you.
    Ouch. Don't know if my eyes will be able to recover from this.

    Second thought of the day, I thought shinee was gay. Big mistake. They are by far the gayest in kpop.
    And they need to stop rapping.
    I feel bad for the two average voices of this group.

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  32. can someone edit this video. use the same video but change the vocal into ymca

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  33. I LOVE YOU SERIOUSLY, (if you aren't bitching about SNSD)
    THIS POST CRACKED ME UP. *goes off to search for more kwanghee related posts*

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  34. they need to disband for good

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  35. Oh! You guys are so free ?? Since you hate kpop this much get the fuck up and don't pay any interest to them !! You.. Were you born for posting craps ? Seriously I tried to understand anti-fans but I couldn't.. But how about you doing us ( fans ) a favour and die ? ^^

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  36. Please review English grammar and look at what function a hyphen does.

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  37. you don't look good actually. say things like that if you're perfect.. i'm not a ZE:A fan but being mean to people you don't actually know personally is the real SHIT.. if you don't like them, then so be it.. but watch for your words as well coz like i said YOU'RE NOT PERFECT AT ALL.. you're not God to judge people by appearance.. KARMA, beware of it.

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  38. Asking someone to die is really uncalled for.

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  39. when you are done, go to your corner and cry about how much better their lives are without useless, helpless, heartless, hopeless wannabe haters like yourself. whether your no-talent ass hates kpop and Kwanghee or not, their lives won't be any harder. why am i even replying you, feeding your attention only makes dimwitted girls like you gloat. nonetheless freedom of speech demands an assist, so i'll tell you that you are the one that should die for being so hateful! but you know what live, so that when you think you are achieving something with your life, someone else can post shit on the internet asking you to do them a favor by dying. understand the gravity of your words, just because you are protected by the internet doesn't mean you should fill cyber space with more useless shit. Hope you live long.

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  40. I can't believe there is actually a blog post like this. Everyone is welcome to show their opinion (there are obviously going to be haters for every idol) but there is a limit to how much you reveal to the public. Also, I'm not sure you realize this but "gay" isn't a word that should be used as an insult. And clearly you do so here.

    It is people like you that force decent people, like Kwang Hee, whose only fault is being openly honest (a rare trait, one I'm sure you do not have) and force them to commit sucide - and there are cases of this happening.

    I'm not even a ZE:A fan, but you can clearly tell that Kwang Hee works hard, as well as the other members and I'm guessing you've never had to work as hard as these people do (like ZE:A members) to achieve their dreams. Plus, lots of idols achieve fame at first by going on variety shows. And lots of other idols were bad singers or dancers or whatever at first, but they work hard and gradually they improve.

    A good review does not use the word "gay" and "fat hag". I'm disgusted that you consider yourself a human being.

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