|MY BROTHERS AND SISTARS ARE COMING~!|
ALL MY FEELS
Previously, idolbots were a very experimental and theoretical concept. The technology simply wasn't there. The best minds of the Korean robotics geeks and basement engineer nerds could only come up with this as their best effort.
Hardly fapworthy at all. Of course, there IS the Seobot (glorious mechanical goddess that she is), but she was sent from the future to bring the Mechagospel to us poor fleshbags. No mortal technologies could ever hope to duplicate her. It'd be like trying cloning Superman and getting a bunch of Bizarros.
|You can try to replicate Seobot all you want, but the best you'll get is Park Bom.|
But apparently, someone in the corporate think tank at Dongbu Group (a major South Korean conglomerate, so sayeth Wikipedia) was suddenly struck by inspiration after narrowly avoiding a trampling by a local horde of fangirls. Thinking it was a GREAT idea to combine animatronics with the fangirl/boyish compulsion to purchase expensive action figures/dolls or printed fullbodypillows, he realized the potential millions, no billions, that were to be had from tapping into the KPop merchandise market.
And thus, the singing and dancing Idolbot(TM) was born.
BUT WAIT. Intellegent service robots? High-power motor enabling bending at 20 joints including hips? Made to look exactly like the idols themselves?
PRAISE THA LAWD, THE IDOL SEXBOTS ARE HERE! Never again will you have to settle for fapping to grainy fancams or shitty gifs you found off Tumblr! Never again will you have to eat rose petals for a candle lit dinner with a photocard! Never again will you have to go to sleep in a cold empty bed with nothing but your printed idol bodypillow and pilfered underpants to keep you warm/company!
It'll give new meaning to the phrase "FUCK ME LIKE YOUR CHEAP SLUTS OPPA"
Even though they're starting with just Super Junior and SNSD, you can bet your bottom dollar that if demand is high enough (and it will be), you can soon realize your dreams of fucking ANY of your oppas in huge orgies of writhing mechanical flesh. 15 MAN SUPER JUNIOR GANGBANG ANYONE?
CEOs of all entertainment companies are salivating at the prospect of fully programmable lifelike robots that don't ask for pay, don't ask for vacation time, don't do stupid shit, don't get into scandals, and best of all, don't bitch/complain/ask for favors in exchange for sexual activities!
Kim Kwang Soo commented, "I can hardly wait for these Idolbots to debut. I will start by replacing all of T-ara with robotic counterparts, then I'll debut a 9-membered girl group of lolitabots for my sexual gratification--- *coughcough* err I mean to create a bold new sound with a unique color different from T-ara or 5 Dolls ahehueueaheuae."
I for one welcome our new robotic