Tuesday, October 2, 2012

Hyuna's Gotten A Boob Job

I shit you not, I swear to the Goddess of Fapping that Hyuna (aka Cube's black hole of talent) has gotten pissed at all the attention A-pink's Eunji has been getting in recent times. And so, Hyuna prayed to the Goddess of Fapping for 'assistance', eventually gaining bigger boobs.



Pretty sure Hyuna was about as flat as paper all this time but alas, she's gotten jealous of Eunji's recent successes and the fact that Cube revealed she was only a prototype for making the ultimate future idol (which is Eunji, who's also 10x more talented) made her all the more determined to settle the score by getting a boob job (or by stealing Jessica's bras like Yuri did). I don't know if Eunji's got a comparable chest but hell, for all you sexually deprived fuckers out there enjoy fapping to Hyuna, fap away.




I'm still looking forward to PhoMinute fans to start shitting big time on Cube, complaining and getting butthurt that A-Pink and Eunji are getting 'too much' attention, hence starting a fan war much like how batshit ELFs and Shawols rant on about SM not giving enough to their imaginary husbands and blaming SNSD for all misfortunes.

25 comments:

  1. Now its 4nia vs Pink Pandas, what a wondrous time to be a spectator.

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  2. New author?? Plz no mediocre articles like frum Shinbi

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    1. scatter? Mediocre? he is beyond that.....he is average....

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  3. well, what can I say....only do.
    *fap fap fap fap fap*

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  4. Go back to Di*dem and write t-ara's fanfic, bish!

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  5. since when did scatter write for AKF? o.O

    if you've been writing for AKF for a while now im so sorry i never noticed XD

    and as long as hyuna keeps on slutting it up id fap away....to eunji ....jks id probably still fap to hyuna

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  6. That pic just makes me want some JiHyun head.

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    1. Or maybe it's GaYoon... whatever I'll take the package deal

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    2. das jihyun and ew. would take hyuna any day

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  7. if she had a boob job I think she would have got them G.NA-size
    This just looks like Victoria's Secret.

    Seriously, there is NO SPACE for boobs in those things.

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  8. Da fuq? She has always had nice tits.

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  9. When it comes to fapping, Eunji is sooooooooooooooooo irrelevant. Fck bish wants to steal Hyuna's spotlight huh ?

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    1. everyone knows Namjoo is the fapworthy one

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  10. "Eunji, who's also 10x more talented"
    Scatter, I hate to break it to you, but 0 times 10 is still 0.

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  11. Eunji? never heard of the bish

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  12. Hyuna with boobs or Hyuna without boobs will still be the star of CUBE.
    It's called having a Sex Factor~ :D

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  13. i wish i listen to a-pink to know what the fuck you are talking abut but sense i know 4 minute. hyuna tits are all over the place, some times big sometimes those things are on vaca

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  14. Hyuna's bra budget funding increased over the years, is all.

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  15. Scatter knows how to make a good first impression on me:

    Praising Eunji.

    Eunji's carrying A Pink on her back. Poor girl.

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  16. "aka Cube's black hole of talent"

    LOL

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  17. It's called a push-up bra. They can make A cups look like C cups. They are professionals. It's what they're paid for. Get real xD they wouldn't want to wait through her implant recovery time. They're too cheap. Just sayingg.

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