Friday, July 26, 2013

Today's News in 5 Minutes #4



BAP to debut in Japan with Warrior. At least they won't be promoting in Korea for once. I don't follow BAP at all, but it seems as if the longest break they've taken has been one month. It's ridiculous how much these guys promote. Okay, fifteen promotion cycles later and you still haven't gained that many new fans. We get it. Take a break for six months or some shit.

 




After Wolf, I was hoping EXO would disband. If I was a member of EXO and saw the monstrosity of the MV, I would have asked SM to kick me out. There would be no way that I could live myself releasing a song so shitty. You know what sounds more fun than being a member of EXO? Having a chick giving you a blowjob. She then proceeds to lick the head of your dick and puts her tongue in your urethra. Then her fucking tongue extends all of the way through your urethra and into your balls. After that, her tongue turns into a titanium ball and spikes protrude out from every direction, ripping your balls and dick from the inside out. Yes, I would rather have that happen to me than to be a member of EXO.



Last night when the teaser came out, I saw people on twitter proclaiming this song to be song of the year material. One, it's a teaser, and two, I only heard like five seconds of an actual song. Way to overreact, BEG fans. Anyway, seeing how Recipe was pretty awesome, I am looking forward to BEG's new song despite not liking a BEG song since Sign, though I have enjoyed their solo pursuits.

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  1. Looking forward to BEG, at least they won't be doing a boring recycled concept (by the looks of the teaser).

    Oh and Koyote made a comeback, and it was good. I'm happy that they never change, brings back old kpop memories lul. I liked most of their songs.

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    1. oh and f(x)'s comeback was... idk...

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    2. I'm probably the only one who likes f(x)'s Rum Pum Pum Pum. It is devoid of all the bad trends that have been taking place since 2010.

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    3. And if you don't like f(x)'s song, Sulli has a message for you.

      https://googledrive.com/host/0By2VUjSOuusuZGlWN1E1Q3NaOTQ/cao.gif

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    4. I have mixed feelings with it, some parts of the song I really like, but some others felt so empty. Too much krystal, Sulli looked really good though.

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    5. I disliked the overlapping vocals, that's really the only problem I had with the song. Sulli looked jjangbak with the bangs, so we all know sulli_fag will be fapping to this MV until he starts cumming blood.

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    6. Look forward to the other tracks if you aren't 첫 사랑니 Rum Pum Pum Pimped Out yet,
      and Yes, Sulli look so hot she could !cut the penis off

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    7. f(x)'s Rum Pum Pum Pum is definitely my jam :3 It's totally typical SM, but I don't care xD

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    8. even tough the mv sucked so bad.the song is pretty good

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    9. What do you mean bad trends?

      And I was a bit disappointed in that I was hoping BEG was going to do a throwback to Hold The Line, but Fierce Image they said, they got to keep it they say.

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    10. "What do you mean bad trends?"

      SNSD's I Got Multiple Personality Disorder, 4minute's What's Your Personality Disorder, T-ara N4's Countryside Schizophrenia, etc. I don't like the mashing of four-five incomplete songs into one.

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    11. The f(x) comeback was indeed insanely Krystal heavy, and she looked greasy as shit. IDK her look really wasn't doing it for me, but I don't like her anyway, so... I wish SM would hop off her, though, I'm getting sick of seeing her everywhere.

      The song was pretty good, actually. I really enjoyed the chorus. Victoria and Sulli looked BOMB

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    12. I'm getting tired of Amber's wannabe Missy Elliot/Ellen Degeneres shtick. btw, rapping with no musical backing for two measures does not magically make your rap good.

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    13. ^With nothing to drown out her awful lyrics, how could it?

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    14. Admittedly, Sulli looks NASTY AS FUCK IN THE MV. I'm almost inclined to say she looks better than Krystal, only because I didn't like her hair. I bet that thick makeup on that baby face just makes dirty Korean men want to do the filthiest things. And Sulli_fag, of course.

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  2. Only a year in the business and BAP's going to Japan? Do they actually know Japanese 'cause a year ain't very long to learn a language (esp with all their promotions).

    And after that atrocity called "Wolf", anything else Exo puts out sounds decent in comparison.

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    1. Japanese is very easy for a Korean person to get the basics of (the two share a lot of vocabulary and grammar). However, like you said, a person isn't going to speaking that well within a year given BAP's schedule. They can probably say "Hi", "Nice to meet you" and "Please buy our CDs", which is all TS Ent probably thinks they need.

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    2. I think you're right. Proficiency in Japanese shouldn't be essential for them to promote, but my real concern is how they're gonna pull off the raps. Japanese grammar and phonetics make it difficult to rap (mad respect to Japanese rappers), and most of the J-Kpop releases I've heard weren't that great.

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    3. Except the korean language sounds annoying, the way word are dragged out. Japanese is a much more pleasant language.

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    4. zelo's lte rap in japanese lol

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  3. Sulli kill men of All Country Everywhere, today her Beauty broke the law of physics and speculum.
    http://news.nateimg.co.kr/orgImg/th/2013/07/25/2013725193811zmcnshj_T5_47179.jpg

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    1. Hrrrrrg. Damn I love plaid skirts on a cute girl.

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  4. But I think B.A.P ranks pretty high for rookies in fancafe?
    Or is it just me? Okay then.
    And unfortunately, they'll promote 3 Korean title tracks about the same time with Jap release.
    Always wondering who the crazy person behind the schedule. ALWAYS.

    FYI, EXO will comeback with 'GROWL' soon.
    Uh. The title is so creative, indeed.

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    1. Yeah, I always thought BAP had a pretty solid fanbase of rabid crazies.

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    2. They do have 100,000 official fan cafe members is a big achievement

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  5. im looking foward to beg's comeback, *cough* awwwwww yeahhhhhh gaiiiiiiiiiiin *cough*

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  6. Seems like SME is deliberately angling for a clash of promotional schedules between F(X) and EXO. What is SME up to? Are there any precedents to this? I know SME don't give a flying fuck about the lesser artists under its label, but promoting 2 of its more prominent groups simultaneously should be deemed a strategic blunder unless SME is premeditatedly maneuvering for cannibalization........one way or the other, its grand scheme is beyond my comprehension.

    On a side note, Krystal is becoming more Horsica alike by the day that the trend is disturbing. I used to think she was the better endowed one among the siblings, but in the end of the day the adage that blood runs deeper than water rings truer than ever.........Sulli effortlessly blows Krystal out of the water now, whereas it used to be the other way around.

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  7. Good god, does B.A.P's agency ever let these boys rest? I wouldn't be surprised if these guys have fainted several times from the way TS Ent. works them. And it's not like they're doing basic choreography, they're hitting that shit hard as fuck!!

    In other news, SM finally wised the fuck up and is apologizing to EXOtics world wide with an EXO repackage (because any song that isn't Wolf is automatically better). Too bad they were stupid and are releasing it the same week as f(x)'s comeback; like, why would you do that? Are you *trying* to start a fan war?

    Also, BEG are releasing a Kill Bill remake in music video form and my body is so ready for it!! Recipe was amazing, but they didn't release a music video for it (I'm not bitter >_> /bitter as fuck). I'm hoping they made this music vid twice as amazing with the money they saved in their budget.

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    1. f(x) fans are pissed. While watching Rum Pum Pum Pum for like the 100th time, I looked at the comments and the top rated comment was an f(x) shitting all over SM for having EXO and f(x) promote at the same time.

      It's not like the two fanbases overlap, so I don't see a major problem with it.

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    2. It just sounds like a bad idea to me. I know that f(x) is definitely not one of SM's top tier groups (SuJu and SNSD are, because they bring in the most money), but it just seems like SM doesn't give a flying fuck about these girls anymore

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  8. i never quite understood BAP's promotion strategy; they seem to come out with 9 mediocre songs every year when they could just do one or two really good ones. it's not like the group isn't talented other than himchan.

    growl was probably the first time i watched an exo video and didn't want to laugh.
    if the song is what the teaser promises, it shouldn't be all that bad, but then again, the mr. simple teaser was really jazzy and nice and look what happened there.

    nooo idea about beg's song. they are a bag of extreme talent and extremely disappointing songs that don't do them justice.

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  9. 'After Wolf, I was hoping EXO would disband. If I was a member of EXO and saw the monstrosity of the MV, I would have asked SM to kick me out.'
    ^lmao
    Growl sounds pretty decent so far but idk, it sounds like a SHINee song but maybe they realized how bad Wolf was so gave it to EXO to make it up.

    I like BAP but they shouldn't debut in Japan so quickly. 'Okay, fifteen promotion cycles later and you still haven't gained that many new fans' so true, I noticed that. They're not getting that much more famous even though they release songs everytime I blink... Give it a rest TS, damn.

    BEG songs are almost always great and the teaser looks good. I'm expecting BEG to save us from the overload of shitty songs.

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    1. "They're not getting that much more famous even though they release songs everytime I blink... Give it a rest TS, damn."

      This. By over saturating the market with tons and tons of B.A.P, TS Ent. is only fucking them over. They might have gained tons and tons of fans really quickly, but said fans are going to get tired of them rather quickly if they keep having constant promotions like this.

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