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So are you a loyal, light, or troll?
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If I were in a fandom, I would definitely be a BlowJob; so I thoroughly enjoyed these classifications. I am definitely a Loyal
'Light BlackJacks' are shameless sluts. How DARE they even remotely pay attention to any another group - let alone be a fan of some other bitch-whore-cock-goblin idol? You aren't even allowed to listen to other YG artists, okay!? Unless you want to be a double-timing no good cheater. "YG Family"? Fuck that! 2NE1 is their own company, bitches.
How can you even laugh at articles insulting 2NE1? Ur probabli a stoopid face if u do. I bet you lights are just haters in disguise! Disgusting.
So no more 2NE1 hate here on AKF, okay guys? This comment really opened my eyes to be true to my Loyal BJ self. Help me look for Lights and Trolls! We will eradicate them all because we aren't crazy - we are just Loyals to the baddest bitches in the game! They truly are the best! I dream of a world where the only artists alive are 2NE1.
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