Sunday, March 31, 2013

YG is So Biased

We all know how like popular Lee Hi is with like the general public right now but like YG is so fucking biased with her it's like not even fair. She's just debuted and like she's going to Japan? Like WTF even?
After her stunning success as one of the ‘monster rookies’ of the past few months, soloist Lee Hi is becoming more important in YG Entertainment‘s future plans.
According to a YG representative, CEO Yang Hyun Suk has personally directed Lee Hi to become fluent in Japanese within three months. This is in preparation for her upcoming Japanese debut, which will be held in conjunction with Avex.
As one of the top record labels in Japan, Avex has previously partnered up with YG Entertainment for2NE1 and Big Bang‘s Japanese debuts.
The ‘K-Pop Star‘ rookie’s overseas debut is slated to take place within this year.
Like wow. This little pigface bitch just debuted and is getting like personal lessons to like go to Japan and shit? Nobody else in YG got fucking private lessons to learn Japanese, ugh not even fair.

And don't get me started on how YG focuses all on Lee Hi. Like wtf about 2NE1? Like where are they now, sucking each other's titties to pass the time? How the fuck this girl gonna come outta nowhere and take all the attention when like 2NE1 hasn't even released anything since like last year and like Lee Hi gets like a fuck ton of like songs in the meantime?

Just look at this bitch, I don't even see what people see in her. She's like fucking ugly.

Like Oink Oink much?
God, like she doesn't even compare to how like jjangbak CL unnie is omg.


Just like take a look at this like collage I like made myself. Look at how flawless she is omg. Your faves could like never. Give me 2NE1 songs, NOW YG.

LEAVE JONGHYUN ALONE

LIKE OMG JONGHYUN OPPA HAS LIKE JUST GOTTEN INTO A LIKE MAJOR CAR ACCIDENT BUT LIKE PEOPLE ARE LIKE MAKING FUN OF HIM AND LIKE NOT TAKING THINGS SERIOUSLY AT ALL. IT'S LIKE NOT EVEN FAIR.

JUST LIKE LOOK AT THE ALLKPOP ARTICLE ON THE HORRIFIC NEWS.
SHINee‘s Jonghyun was reported to have been involved in a car accident earlier today.
On April 1st, SM Entertainment revealed “Jonghyun ran into the guard rails on Dongho Bridge earlier today while driving his own car to return to the dormitory after visiting his home.”
SHINee’s fans don’t have to be too upset because they also shared, “Jonghyun didn’t suffer major injuries, but he got hurt around his nose so he’s currently receiving treatment in the emergency room at a hospital in Gangnam. After undergoing tests at the hospital, he will decide what to do with his future schedule.”
We hope the injuries were minor and wish you a quick recovery Jonghyun!
Note: Although it is still April 1st in South Korea, many news outlets are reporting this as legitimate.  We will keep you posted.
LIKE WTF? JONGHYUN LIKE GOT INTO A MAJOR CAR ACCIDENT AND LIKE ALLKPOP (MORE LIKE ALLKSHIT, YOU WERE RIGHT UNNIE) IS TRYING TO LIKE CALM ME DOWN WITH THIS SHITTY ARTICLE LIKE WTF? AND LIKE JUST CAUSE IT'S LIKE APRIL 1ST IN KOREA, DOESN'T MEAN THAT LIKE EVERY ARTICLE IS LIKE FAKE YOU KNOW. THERE'S LIKE A TIME AND PLACE FOR LIKE EVERYTHING AND LIKE OPPAS AND CAR ACCIDENTS ARE LIKE NOT ONE OF THEM.

AND THAT'S LIKE NOT EVEN THE LIKE WORST OF IT. OPPA GOT LIKE HURT AROUND HIS NOSE AND LIKE IS GETTING EMERGENCY TREATMENT IN LIKE THE FINEST HOSPITAL THAT LIKE SME CAN LIKE AFFORD. JUST CAUSE IT'S LIKE IN GANGNAM DOESN'T MEAN THAT LIKE OPPA IS GETTING A NOSE JOB. THAT'S LIKE SOOOOOOOOO INSENSITIVE, AND LIKE ANYONE WHO'S MAKING JOKES LIKE THAT SHOULD LIKE GO PISS OFF AND LIKE DIE OR SOMETHING.

OPPA PUTS ON SO MUCH EFFORT AND SWEAT AND TEARS TO GIVE US LIKE GOOD PERFORMANCES AND LIKE HE'S ALWAYS SMILING AND HAPPY AND JJANGBAK, HE DOESN'T DESERVE THIS SHIT FROM LIKE ANY OF YOU STUPID HATERS AND TROLLS.

DON'T CRY OPPA, I'M HERE FOR YOU SANGRANG HAE
LET'S JUST ALL TAKE A MOMENT AND PRAY FOR OPPA'S NOSE.




Fei is the Best Right Now

Fei unnie is the best in Miss A but that stupid fat whore Suzy hogs all the attention. Fei unnie's like the prettiest member with like the hottest body and like jjangbakiest looks.


It's like not even fair how like deep in Suzy's shadow Fei unnie is. I wish like Fei unnie could get like some attention from people but like at the same time I like don't want people to like know how sexy and cute and funny Fei unnie is. Ugh, it's like so tough to be like a SayA but like only for Fei unnie.

Sometimes I like wish Fei unnie would like break off from like Miss A and like go solo and like be the best like Chinese princess of  like all of KPop. She's like way jjangbakier than that stupid stick girl Victoria anyway. So like share the love for Fei unnie, but like not too much cause I want her to be like big but like not so big that like disgusting boys are going to masturbate to her cause that's like gross you know?

New Directions

In the spirit of Easter, Anti KPop-Fangirl has decided to turn a new leaf. Long known as the haven of trolls, negativity, and try-hard faggotry, AKF will no longer pursue a mission of hatred against KPop fangirls.

Instead, we turn our efforts elsewhere. As the saying goes, if you can't beat them... Join them. And so, AKF shall henceforth be known as KPop Fangirl, or KF for short. We'll continue to bring you the quality journalism and high-class pictorials we've been known for over the past 2 years.

Thank you for your help along the journey.

You're the best~!

Suzy's promises to do a sexy dance if her drama gets 43.8% ratings

In this article on Netizen Buzz, Suzy made a promise that I hope doesn't come true. Want to know why? See after the jump.

Thursday, March 28, 2013

Wednesday, March 27, 2013

Ginger Hates Gangnam Style



Hahahahahahahahahaha.

"I AM NOT STUPID!"


Best joke ever.

AMERICA, FUCK YEAH! TOO PROUD TO LISTEN TO NORTH KOREAN POP MUSIC! DEM CHINESE NIGGERS ARE ATTACKING OUR CULTURE WITH THIS SHIT!

No wonder why everyone thinks Southerners are retarded.

Sooyoung is an artist dammit




During a recent docu about their exciting Japanese activities, SNSD was asked whether the group should be considered idols or artists. So Skeletor piped up and said she wants to be called an artist.

Well, duh. Everyone would rather be called an artist over just an idol. Sadly, though, I don't see that happening for Sooyoung and the other GGs anytime soon.


Tuesday, March 26, 2013

Sulli is a Fat Whore Too

Sulli has a hunger, and that hunger is for the D. The way she eats clearly indicates a subconscious desire for some soondae to munch on.


Monday, March 25, 2013

sulli_fag makes his directorial debut



Bravo sulli_fag. You mixed your butthole fetish with weird Japanese cinema and this masterpiece was born.

Saturday, March 23, 2013

UMG Blocks KPop Videos, People Lose Their Shit

Today I logged onto my Twitter account (shameless plug @zakubot) and was puzzled to see people agitated over the blocking of music videos on Youtube. Looking for myself, I found out that UMG (aka Universal Music Group) had blocked some KPop music videos from CUBE Entertainment on the grounds of copyright infringement.

Normal enough, but the kicker was that these blocked videos were all from the official artists' pages. The plot thickens when you remember that UMG Korea distributes CUBE's music. DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN....

MTE, Jiyoon.

Today's News in 5 Minutes #3

Another edition of today's news in 5 minutes is back. This time, I'll be using articles from Newsen because a lot of useless articles go untranslated. Some of these are a couple of weeks old.

#1 The first one is Seohyun in a classroom.

Is Hong Soo Ah Park Bom 2.0?

So I was on Soompi and saw this article about Hong Soo Ah denying plastic surgery rumors.


Thursday, March 21, 2013

Suzy finally meets up with Ian

nnggg, yes ian, just like that
After months of talking about it on variety shows and flirting on twitter, it would seem that Suzy finally took Ian for a ride in her van of love. They found a nice quiet spot in the woods, he demonstrated how to pitch a tent, and she taught him what she knows about having a pleasurable stay in the bush. Camping isn't always easy, but it would seem that even though she is overworked, she wanted to get worked even harder. She said in her tweet "Yes, sometimes you need to get your blood circulating" and I'm sure Ian was good assistance in all the pumping her blood needed. Rumor has it that JYP sponsored the little trip to help her get a real, tangible feel for Miss A's upcoming concept.

Tuesday, March 19, 2013

"Haters Gonna Hate"

Haters Gonna Hate - Samantha Lee

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Jiyoung double tasking during a performance


[MV Review] Kara - Bye Bye Happy Days

Just as with my review of Speed Up, this review will be more of a studious review of the meaning behind the MV. If you're used to kpop MVs you are probably familiar with love stories, be they about falling in love or being betrayed. If you come to this MV with such a mindset you will be very confused, so I have decided to help.

Monday, March 18, 2013

Onew Raw and Uncut

My boy Onew is a real man. When he gets mad at his bitches, he fuckin' tells them wassup. He don't take no shit from no bitch.

This right here is Onew displaying his displeasure at some perceived slight from Younha Jonghyun on MBC Radio. Bitch prolly tried jockin' he steez, or tell another goddamn chicken joke. At any rate, this shit is a LIVE broadcast, which increases the level of swag he has. Ain't nothin' gonna stop Onew from doin' Onew, naw mean?

Here's a gif so you can know for sure this ain't no freak screencap or manipulation.


Oppa definitely meant it. #swag

Girl's Day---Expecting MV Review

Girl's Day Expecting MV review as reviewed by:

Antikpopfangirl more like AntikpopfanSHIT amirite?


Hi, Samantha here!

I found this fucking website today! And now I'm fucking pissed. Antikpopfangirl. You're a fucking bitch ok. You make fun of me, you make fun of Kpop. You like ALLKSHIT--You are a stupid bitch and if I ever meet you I'm going to beat your fucking ass hard into the ground like the little Korean nugget you are. Antikpopfanshit is the stupidest fucking website ever filled with nothing but trolls and mama's boys who jerk off to Narsha and AKB48 swimsuit pics.

I am going to call the fucking police on you right now for harrassment and weed and shit.

I'M GONNA FUCK YOU WITH MY DOG'S DICK IF I EVER MEET ANY OF YOU ON THE STREET.

I'm going to handjob your little sisters and rape your little brother's brown holes with a swollen carrot.

However, Before I do that THOUGH (SIGH)! Let's talk about "Expecting" by Girl's Day!

Or as I call them..

WHORE'S DAY
acting like an attention whore here

"Allkshit"


This is why I started Anti Kpop-Fangirl.

Sunday, March 17, 2013

Crayon Pop's Way was a gang leader in school

Way recently revealed on the MBC show Quiz to Change the World that in school she was a stone cold thug that didn't put up with no shit! She detailed one of her many infamous exploits for which none were brave enough to convict her. Apparently some RATCHET ASS HO had pulled up to the wrong fuel pump, if you know what I mean, and STOLEN HER HOMEGIRL'S MAN! What else could a hard bitch like Way do? She had no choice but to ROLL UP ON DAT HO WITH ONE FUCKING HUNDRED HOMIES to deliver a beatdown she'd be lucky to live through let alone ever walk anywhere again to tell about it.

Serious fans will remember that some time ago Crayon Pop got a little nostalgic about these cherished memories of predebut life in one of their Crayon Pop TV episodes and reenacted the swag-ass approach. Watch here if you're street enough to not piss yourself at the sight.

SNSD + m-flo's Taku Takahashi



If you've been living under a rock, then yes, you wouldn't know that I'm a huge m-flo fan. If you've been living under a rock, then yes, you wouldn't know that I have disliked every SNSD release since I started this blog except for Mr. Taxi. My former favorite Korean girl group and the DJ from my favorite Japanese group teaming up...



[WTF IS THIS] Tightest Pussies In Kpop Girl Groups Tournament

No, I can't make shit like this up.

I'm sorry, I'm too busy laughing to write an article about this.

Saturday, March 16, 2013

Girl's Day manager secretly removes dating ban

You might remember that not too long ago Minah begged their manager to remove their dating ban after getting gold in the Idol Olympics high jump. Well, our inside sources have confirmed that her request was honored, but getting the word out can be a little tricky.

Thursday, March 14, 2013

Fangirls are Truly Truly Truly Embarrassing

North Korea recently dissolved their armistice with South Korea, alarming governments all over the world. We could very well have a reignition of war on the Korean peninsula, but sadly, that could be the last thing on the minds of certain insane fangirls.
With North Korea's threat of war looming over the country, 112 is receiving an explosive number of calls asking what will happen in the event of a war.

On March 14th, the Kyungnam Police revealed that they have been receiving an influx of calls and texts from the 11th through the 13th since North Korea declared the 1953 armistice invalid. They've received a total of 800 texts in total thus far. 

The questions range from innocent inquiries like "Is North Korea stronger or is America stronger?" and "Where will North Korea shoot their nuclear weapons?" to pranks like "Will I be drafted as a student soldier in the event of a war?" and "Is our country screwed if we go into war?"

Most noted, however, are questions from teens and elementary/junior high school students who are calling by asking for a certain celebrity to be saved. "Please save our INFINITE oppas first if we go into war."

A representative said, "We've been receiving 300-400 calls a day and we're afraid that it's going to interfere with our work. We're trying to calm everyone but students are spreading groundless rumors that are causing more unrest. The schools need to talk with them about this."

South Korea is practically on the brink of war with North Korea and the first thing on anyone's mind is "OH GOD, NOT THE INFINITE/SHINEE/SUJU/BIG BANG/EXO/2PM/ETC OPPAS" ? And you ask why we rag on fangirls so much.

EDIT: It gets better. Apparently, crazy Inspirits had been calling so much, the police stations began to bitch at Woollim Entertainment to do something about it. This in turn leads us to a tweet from Woollim Entertainment pleading for the fans to shut the fuck up and stop bothering the police.

Translation: Ayo Inspirits, we're gonna need you to calm your fucking titties. Pull shit like this again and we're postponing Infinite's comeback 'til you behave.

Xia

  

 
This shit speaks for itself.

As usual, thanks to klogg @ fiddle.se.

Stop Taking Kpop So Seriously

Here's an essay from Kpop Secrets about a person taking Kpop way too seriously.

Don't become like this fan





Wednesday, March 13, 2013

Little Psy, big pimpin'


Today, I made a terrible decision. I watched the Little Psy music video (Oh, you were unaware that was a thing? Well aren't you a lucky fuck.).

But seriously, that kid from "Gangnam Style" made a video. I feel ashamed to say I watched it out of sheer curiosity/hatred for myself. By the 1:15 mark, I desperately wanted to turn it off but told myself not to, so I could more accurately write this post. The sacrifices I make for you people ...



I feel like a bad person for even bringing attention to this.
That's what they want to happen.


This probably is the worst thing I've seen in kpop.

Tuesday, March 12, 2013

DMTN's Daniel is Korea's Snoop Dogg


If you haven't heard by now, DMTN (the group formerly known as Dalmatian)'s Daniel has been arrested under charges of selling marijuana. Oh shit, right?

We all thought that kind of thing was reserved for those crazy hedonists over at YG, so for a minor group like DMTN to be embroiled in a marijuana scandal of this severity only means one thing: time for the AKF investigative team to go to work.

Monday, March 11, 2013

Saturday, March 9, 2013

[MV Review] Rania - Just Go

YOU CANNOT BELIEVE HOW LONG I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS SHIT, GUYS. SO HYPE



ALL MY FEELS

FLAILING 'N' SHIT

Thursday, March 7, 2013

Netizen Delivers Sick Burn to Park Bom

For better or worse, Park Bom is arguably the undisputed Queen of Plastic Surgery in KPop. Search your feelings, YG stans. You know this to be true. 

Anyway when I saw this latest picture of Park Bom, I thought to myself, "Oh dear. What have you done to yourself Park Bom?"

"Bom ratatata, bitches~"

Kdrama fans are fucking crybabies

This morning, Dramabeans posted about receiving a DMCA notice for their Level 7 recaps. When I read the article, I didn't think it was a big deal because I knew it would get settled. Later on in the day, DramaFever posted this message explaining what happened and what they did to rectify the situation. Dramabeans recently published an update article about what has happened.

You know, normal stuff when it comes to licensing. There are mishaps once in a while. That was all I really thought. Then I read the comments in those three articles and face palmed myself so hard that I'll probably look like Bom for a few days.



Wednesday, March 6, 2013

It's time for an intervention




On a recent ep of "Star Life Secret," Lee Hong Ki confessed to spending more than $45,000 on nail art. Let's put aside the fact that's a shit ton of money to spend on something so trivial and makes Drake's $50,000 stripper shower seem more practical in comparison.


This just seems like a much better investment.
Think of all the happiness Drake brought those strippers.


Instead of heaping rich, creamy judgment on Lee Hong Ki, let's focus on the heart of the matter here: Hong Ki has a problem. It's called nail art, and it's an addiction. 

Monday, March 4, 2013

Dennis Rodman and Kim Jong Un are Dating

Kpop's favorite villain reveals her inner thoughts during photo shoot


Fed up with the idol scene, Hyuna recently told everyone to kiss her ass.

Dasoni - Goodbye



Just like 아저씨 did last June in his article about Crayon Pop, I believe people should be paying attention to Dasoni.

G.NA Brings Her Girls Out

GNA's going to make a comeback soon, and I am very interested. She gets a bad rep around here for being an alien-faced bigtitty bitch, but I think she's got the potential to look hot. Check out the latest teaser pic, for instance.

Click to EXPAND

Friday, March 1, 2013

[MV Review] T-ara - Bunny Style


Short review:



Longer review: After the jump.

Mo' Titties, Mo' Problems

I'm starting to sound like a broken record here, but I have to stand up for the rights of titties everywhere. When people just continue to poop on any well-endowed girl who dares expose her cleavage in front of a camera, I get really mad. Yadda yadda jealous fatties, yadda yadda unfair, yadda yadda titties are good doe, you know the drill.  Latest victim?

Clara. She's an actress if you didn't know.