Sunday, April 27, 2014

Is Being In EXO Worth It?



I saw this video yesterday and I actually kind of, KIND OF, feel bad for EXO.


A common saying about celebrities is that you have to love being the center of attention in order to be one in the first place, but sometimes the attention seems too much. I would hate to be greeted by hundreds of raging, hormonal fangirls whenever I did mundane shit such as going to the airport.

I can just imagine some sad scenarios.

Let's say it's 3 AM and you have been working on practicing the choreography for your upcoming comeback single. You're drenched in sweat and walk to the bathroom. After you wash your face, you look up at the little glass window near the top of the wall. You open it to let that cool breeze come in. It feels very refreshing.

Suddenly, a pain jolts in your balls. You are blue balling it. Due to your comeback preparations, you haven't had time to jack it lately. You look around and see that all of your other group members are sleeping. You just want a quickie to relieve the pain. You go to the stall located under the window and close the stall door. You start whacking at it and grab some tissues and roll them up. As you furiously fap, you think you hear something outside.

"What the fuck is going on at 3:15 in the morning?" you ask yourself. The sound was faint, so you don't pay it any mind and continue fapping. You think of Han Ye Seul and Kim Tae Hee sucking on each one of your nuts while Song Hye Kyo is licking the head of your dick. "Oh yeah, that's it." You ramp up the speed and get the tissues ready. "Iku! Iku! Iku!"

You feel great after jizzing and toss the tissues into the toilet. You flush the toilet and roll your head back as you relax. When you look up towards the ceiling, you notice a couple of phones pointing down at you.





19 comments:

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    1. And what money would that be? I've heard that even the most popular idols basically get minimum wage.

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  2. OOT, but a boy band just came out with a gay concept...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vmlYkbcVeA

    Song is complete piece of shit, but I don't mind the visuals, some of them are quite handsome. Though I think they need to be a bit more muscular to pull the concept off nicely.

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    1. ok not just came out, its been like months

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    2. I still don't get why you'd come out with a "gay" concept, but still be singing about girls and have them feeling you up in the video XD

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    3. not sure why but i couldn't stop laughing

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    4. Aren't 99% of boy band operating under the "gay" concept? I'm confused.

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    5. I don't think any real statement that they are gay was ever made.

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  3. "When you look up towards the ceiling, you notice a couple of phones pointing down at you." - Unfortunately, this will always just stay a dream. QQ

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    1. well exo fans did record tao singing in the shower so they're pretty close

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    2. I can't give less of a crap about any boyband. lol
      I was jokingly saying it's my fetish to get cought jerking off.

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  4. Well they haven't started sending EXO menstrual blood yet so EXO's got that going for them.

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  5. If you enter SM your sell your life, don't come after saying you didn't know

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  6. When Sean Penn was married to Madonna he got into a lot of trouble beating up paparazzi. He told someone in an interview that he was just sick and tired of it all. He said one day is was sitting on the toilet in his bathroom taking a shit and he looked out the window. Across the yard at the next door neighbors house there was a man in a tree with a telephoto lens taking pictures of him on the shitter.

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  7. i genuinely felt really bad for idols in general when i saw that video of taemin running for his damn life from the fans
    i guess it all depends on how you prioritize things but i would be miserable if a complete lack of privacy was the best thing i could aspire to in my line of work

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  8. Excellent choice of music. I wouldn't watch a bunch of tired idols being molested by thirsty fans to anything else.

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  9. D.O's face at 0:31 :(
    I feel bad for the male idols who are gay. Seriously, they have tons of horny fangirls and all they want is some dick.

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  10. wow.. but they have been trained to deal with crowds of fans..
    exo fans seem committed..

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