Monday, July 28, 2014

SNSD's "I Got Multiple Personality Disorder" Reaches 100 Million Views


The infamous song that almost made many here at AKF commit suicide has somehow surpassed 100 million views. I wonder what the netizens had to say.



1. [+238,-44] The Boys is at 95 million and Mr. Taxi is at 90 million. It's time for Sones to make sure that another terrible song reaches 100 million views, and to show that we're somehow sane, have Mr. Taxi reach 100 million as well.

2. [+225,-34] The SNSD members looked like shit during IGAB, which helped my self-esteem. I didn't get double eyelid surgery last year after seeing those unnies looking butt-fucking ugly despite having double eyelids.

3. [+219,-64] Luckily SNSD hasn't imploded during their seven years like their competition has. Because we all know that if JYP didn't send WG to America and replace Sunmi with someone who has Down's Syndrome, SNSD would be second tier. SNSD is also lucky that Kara almost disbanded twice, Bom is a druggie, and that T-ara bullied Hwadog. I'm so glad SM has these girls on a shorter leash than Kim Kwang Soo has on Minkyung.

4. [+205,-60] Yay for being part of a mindless army of Sones that watches the MVs every day!

5. [+84,-12] It's time to go give myself ear cancer.

6. [+90-23] Another terrible song is about to reach 100 million.

7. [+74,-13] Mister Mister is somehow doing well despite the MV ruining any possibility of fapping to it. I doubt we'll have another girl group with the same mindless army that SNSD has despite their hoobaes f(x) having much better music, better looking members and surprisingly less fans. Only SNSD could do this well by having three good title tracks throughout their whole history.

8. [+79,-18] I'm a mindless Sone that listened to the song 3,000 times before I started enjoying the song.

21 comments:

  1. On the bright side; I still haven't heard it.

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  2. I don't see the appeal of f(x).

    And yes, I have fapped to Krystal's ass.

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    1. Krystal definitely has one of the bigger butts in kpop.
      And Luna's thighs used to be a plus for the group until they made her lose them. (R.I.P Luna and Yuri's thighs)
      But right now, f(x) has good music and generally talented members going for them. Plus their stylist isn't drunk all the time.

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    2. Is this before or after the 18 line? l0l

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    3. I have to agree with No
      I've tried and tried to get into fx and whilst I can't deny they have some pretty solid tunes I just can't bring myself to stan them. They're easily the most overrated group in K-Pop. I've never met a single K-Pop fan who's said anything about fx other than "unnirs songs are just the best and Pink Tape is the best album of all time of ALL TIME! I wish the evil slave lords of SM Entertainment would treat them better"

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    4. With that being said, Dracula is one of the best songs of the year

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    5. "Dracula is one of the best songs of the year". I thought Dracula was the only crappy track of the whole album (I skipped the ballads).

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    6. @jaejin; I don't "stan" anybody, but I think the Pink Tape thing has become kind of a meme and I don't take that seriously.

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    7. Pink Tape had some good songs on it, but it's no different than any other kpop album to me. A few good songs, the rest are shitty filler. I don't know how anyone stans groups because of albums. THE POINT IS TO FAP TO THEM(or have girl crushes on them) and maybe get a good song here and there. It's all about the image.

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  3. If they had a short leash on SNSD then ehy they didnt force a no dating rule? Fans eats up virgin groups like candy.

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    1. seven years into their career dating "scandals" matter less

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    2. Yeah, it's been seven years. SM had faith that Sones had seven years to grow the fuck up, but I guess that backfired lol.

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    3. Jpop niggas have been doing since forever. They dont give a shi if you have doing this when you are ten years old. You will remain a virgin until you leabe the idol group

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    4. Doesn't stop the Koreans from trying to make it like JPOP. Don't you know you can't broadcast JPOP on Korean Airwaves? So that's why they are trying to slut shame everyone, so they can tap into the JIDOL revolution and use that to destroy their slave masters.

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    5. Kpop was more like Jpop 15 years ago. They're nothing alike today.

      I have heard m-flo's Love Me After 12 AM on Korean radio before.

      And wut? regarding to your last sentence.

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    6. The kbs and netizens is slowly warping kpop slut shaming so only safe cute concepts remain on kpop.

      Just look at how jidol music is like since for damn sure i will never see kojiharu do a sexy couch dance.

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  4. "replace Sunmi with someone who has Down's Syndrome"

    dead.

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  5. Congratulations SONES. You wasted a year and a half of your lives and succeeded at nothing.

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  6. I really like these "What netizens really meant" posts, very insightful and true.

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