Sunday, August 31, 2014

Jolin Tsai - Now Is The Time



"Now is the time" to fap to Jolin as she has released a new music video. Now I just have to wait for November until her new album comes out...

Saturday, August 30, 2014

Hani Makes Everyone Jizz



View more here and thank Grey/comekpop for your daily Kpop boner. My EXID will be up sometime in the coming week, but I'll be playing golf this morning followed by studying and homework all day when I get back. And then I'll be doing some studying and shit the rest of the week. Hani will help me get through this week.

Friday, August 29, 2014

The differences between K-pop and western pop for those too lazy to write their own school essays

Inquiring minds wish to know the differences between Korean pop and pop from other countries.  What are the differences?  How much has one influenced the other?  Is it true that one is superior?  Why haven't I posted any images of T-ara girls in tightly-fitting school uniforms lately?

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I keep getting asked about this type of shit so here's another one of those posts where I wrap some vaguely educational information up in my usual snarky blogging style and shovel it down the throats of a bunch of drooling, shambling Koreaboos.  Please enjoy.*

Jessica Reveals Her Tips on Being Hot with Cosmopolitan Hong Kong


Jessica gave out tips on how she is hot, and at 1:13, she mentions that she receives facials. Every Jessica fan out there, you owe me. Don't believe me?

Thursday, August 28, 2014

Tuesday, August 26, 2014

Watch Eunjung Work Out



Make sure you stretch your fapping arm and wrist before you exercise your penis and arm along with Eunjung as you watch the video. Pay attention to Eunjung's breathing and don't forget that your own breathing is important as you fap. You don't want to jizz too quickly as you wouldn't fulfill Eunjung's desire to be conquered in bed.

Monday, August 25, 2014

SONE Numerology 101

I got this picture in my Ask.fm, and it reminded me how much the SNSD fandom irritates me with its inane antics.


OH COME ON MAN, THAT SHIT IS SO STUPID. IT BOGGLES MY MIND AT HOW MANY PEOPLE MAKE SHIT LIKE THIS AND THEN CIRCLEJERK ABOUT HOW AMAZING SNSD AND/OR THE POWER OF SONES IS.

To that end, I decided to prove definitively that you can make that shit for literally any message you want.

AKF Public Announcement


Popu Lady released a dance version of their MV. It is awesome since all the members are hot. 

The real announcement is after the jump.

Kim Hyun Joong Takes Method Acting Too Far



Earlier this year, Kim Hyun Joong starred in "Age of Feelings," a drama that started out great by became a huge pile of shit a third of the way through its run because of production troubles. Reports came up that he did beat the shit out of his girlfriend, and his agency admitted it, but their story seems a bit sketchy.

Saturday, August 23, 2014

SNSD CHALLENGED HYOSUNG TO THE SBC




LOOKS LIKE OUR GIRL HYOSUNG GOT CALLED OUT BY SNSD TO TO THE SBC (don't know what that is...read my other post you lazy buttfuck.

Click here to view.

Also be sure to buy your "Sulli_fag Smelled My Butthole" T-Shirts only at Walmart.


most of SNSD DOES THE ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE and a brand new never before seen challenge!

So our beloved SNSD members Sunny, Yuri, Yoona, and Sooyoung have done the ice bucket challenge and here's a pic of it.

I admire their pledge to fight lou gherig's disease via the internet. Great girls...really. i admire them for their humanitarianism. Bravo!

So...now that you've seen these pics. It's time to see a new pic of them doing their newest humanitarianism vid for their fans to see!




Click below to see what i am talking about



Friday, August 22, 2014

Lizzy duckface improvement ratio

Avid Kpopalypse readers may remember that a while ago I made a post noting the large amount of duckface in the selcas from Lizzy of Orange Caramel/After School, and I started a petition to encourage Lizzy selca improvement. I felt that as one of k-pop's most fappable ladies, raising the quality of Lizzy selcas by eliminating duckface was an important cause for k-pop fans globally to get behind and support.

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I'm sure that you've often wondered "when I fill out an online petition, how much difference am I really making?" - it's certainly a question worth asking in today's connected age where we're constantly told that improving our world is but a simple check-box away.  Using the data collected from the petition, as well as data from Lizzy, it's time to find out - has the situation improved?

Miryo is Awesome



You'll see why one minute into the video. Thanks to Sindsoron for the tip.

waveya + red = unf

 I know i just posted these sleazy bitches the other day doing that ALS IBC, but here is something fap worthy for you perverts out there. I know my penis twerked a few times during this video.


Enjoy boys and lesbians.








AKF EXCLUSIVE: The next idol couple!

We know fangirls love reading this site as a means to release their salty tears, but we also know they love juicy gossip about the next romantic ship to sail. Well fear not, we have an exclusive idol couple reveal, extra-juicy as it involves two hot rookies, backed up with all the evidence most fangirls seem to need!

OTP after the jump.

Thursday, August 21, 2014

Epik High To Come Back With Their Eighth Album



While on one hand I am excited, I have to remain extremely cautious as their "99" album sucked because of too many YG featurings. While I don't expect Epik High to ever make another album as good as Remapping the Human Soul or Map of the Human Soul, I'm just hoping for something listenable.

Stupid Things Fangirls Utter 64

This week's photo comes from an anonymous asker from my ask.fm:

Thank you for your submission!

~*~*~

Wednesday, August 20, 2014

Orange Caramel "My Copycat" Answers! Yup, I have them...

 



Hi Sullifag here! Well, I had a lot of time on my hands today (wasn't in the mood to fap to old Yuka Ogura videos), so I figured it was time to share with you ALL THE ANSWERS FOR THE  DIFFERENCES in IMAGES for the new Orange Caramel Song "My Copy." Why? Because I got so into this video and concept that I had to complete each task which is roughly over 40 images. I really need help for this new found OC obsession. I guess we all have to FANBOY one time or another. My balls are filled with so much "man juice" when I watch their vids...my testicle actually squirted all over my new rug.yeah, I know..i have to stop talking about balls and penis.

Just had this thought: Robin Williams never got a chance to see this video....what an asshole!

 ----
They (meaning PLEDIS) really did put a lot of effort into this video and it shows because of all the complex shooping this must've taken...took me a while to figure it all out, but I did it all and I hate myself (slightly) for it. 

So, here are all the answers in order of appearance!! (Ok, slightly lied...I did miss ONLY TWO answers from this GAME). If you know them please tell me. I'll caption the ones I missed. 


ok here we go! SPOILERS (DO NOT VIEW IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO KNOW).

Also, if there are any mistakes, tell me! I'd like to know.


Click below to view (SPOILERSSSSSSSSSS!) U dumb shit don't fucking click unless you wanna see!

Aaron Yan - No Cut



Sharing this because Puff is in it. There's never too much Puff for this follower of Puffism. Song isn't too bad, I like the beat to it, but that rap section was completely unnecessary.

Tuesday, August 19, 2014

T-ara coming back on 9/11

Boram? I don't see her...
T-ara is coming back with a new "sexy" image on September 11th. What we know so far is it will feature some club music. Cool. Also Boram is completely unrecognizable. I really can't talk about it anymore without making some kind of 9/11 joke so there you go.

EXID's Comeback is Actually Real!


This is Hani's picture for the comeback. Song is supposed to be released at the end of August.

Ice Bucket Challenge



CLICK BELOW to see the only IBC video i actually gave a shit to look at.


Enjoy a random Sojin and Yura pic before you click and think dirty thoughts







Han Ji Min for Allure


Han Ji Min did a pictorial for Allure, and as usual, I just thank God that I am alive to see Han Ji Min. I just think of how gorgeous she is and then I get depressed when I think that I have to go back to university next week and torture my eyes with hordes of extremely obese women roaming everywhere on campus. Then I realize that it doesn't matter as I'll be spending the next four months doing nothing but studying all day every day and then spending a few minutes online every day to look at hot Asian chicks. 

Monday, August 18, 2014

Sojin Is The Best



Yeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaah Sojin, let me see you work that.

Zaku's KCON Experience, Part 2

Sorry that this is a day later than I promised it'd be out! My weekend was a little crazier than I thought it would be.

Without further ado, here ya go.

Once again, I've separated the whole thing into segments so you can skip around if you just want to get to the concert or something.

Kara Releases "Mamma Mia" Music Video


So, Kara made a comeback with the awesome "Mamma Mia," so let's see what the genius Korean netizens have to say.

Exo trolls their own fanclub


You know, these guys aren't half bad after all.

KARA 'Mamma Mia' - AKA Time to be OK

KARA as seen by someone with cataracts.
KARA has finally come back sans Nicole and Jiyoung and basically it's time to be OK. The new addition to the group, YoungJi (as in bizarro Jiyoung) says a line or two though so that's cool. Apparently she doesn't really speak Japanese that well yet though so maybe that's why. Fangirls seem to be evenly split with some vowing to never like the new makeup of the group and others feeling like it's a good transition between old-ara and new-ara. The truth of the matter is that this video while having a pretty generic boring concept does provide for some good fapping opportunities.


Sunday, August 17, 2014

Orange Caramel's new mv is shitastic MY COPY

Not going to lie. I'm a big OC fan and I loved the new mv seen here.

 Love the whole WHERE'S WALDO/PICTURE COMPARISON aspect of the video and my girls are hot as always.

side note: please put a bitten mayo filled carrot in my butt Raina. Please jesus!

With this "concept" (as you kpopfags call it), one can watch/fap to this video over and over again and spot something new. The downside is if you're looking on your phone, you will need a magnifying glass or 10/20 vision to spot all the differences or find the girls because of your small screen.

So I did you a favor AKFFISHFUCKS...I magnified one screenshot of the vid and I am posting it below.

Please write about any differences you can see below or tell me what you thought of the new vid.

Me, I loved it.


Saturday, August 16, 2014

KPOPALYPSE INTERVIEW - Sarah Wolfgang/Hanhee (ex-TAHITI)

Welcome readers, to another episode of...
kistand

This time Kpopalypse is interviewing Sarah Wolfgang, formerly of k-pop girl group Tahiti!

Zaku's KCON Experience, Part 1

Now, I know this is a week late but people have expressed interest in how KCON went for me. It'll make up for the non-existent LA KPOP Festival write up I was supposed to do back in April... (If anyone wants to see that, I still have the unfinished draft in the Blogger... LOL)

Anyway, here it is.

Pic for pizzazz.

Red Velvet - Penis

A short interlude while I work on my next post.



[MV Review] Taemin "Danger"

Yesterday, SHINee's Taemin became the group's first member to go solo. When I heard Taemin was going to release a solo debut, I wondered why they picked him of all the SHINee members to go alone. 

And after listening to the mediocre Michael Jackson-wannabe "Danger," I'm still asking myself why.


Is that you, Krystal?


I thought maybe watching the video might improve my opinion on the whole thing. The teasers and video stills promised an edgy, maybe even dangerous side of Taemin. That could be fun, right?




Just how dangerous is Taemin? Let's examine.

Friday, August 15, 2014

Popu Lady - More



While their previous track was alright with the best factor being the kissing in the MV, Popu Lady's follow-up track is a much better song with an addictive melody and chorus. It goes without saying that the girls look amazing.

Thursday, August 14, 2014

Kara Releases Mamma Mia Teaser



I usually don't post teasers because most of the time, teasers are simply lies that get me excited for nothing. However, I usually make exceptions for Kara.

Kpopalypse Battle - Park Bom vs Kemy

People want to know if Kpopalypse supports either 2NE1's Park Bom or A.KOR's Kemy in the latest hilarious k-pop drama, and which side they should choose. This post has the answers!

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Hyunyoung's Secret to Dat Ass



So I woke up and got on Twitter and one of the first things I saw were these videos from Hyunyoung's Instagram.

Stupid Things Fangirls Utter 63

This week's photo comes from an anonymous asker on Ask.fm:


Thank you for your submission!

~*~*~


Wednesday, August 13, 2014

Jisook Truly Hits Rock Bottom, Jesus Take the Wheel

As Rainbow's unemployment continues, it becomes more and more important to the health and sanity of the individual members to find their own line of work and/or sugar daddy(ies??) to pay the bills.

Jaekyung, the bestest of them all, is a notable example of how to successfully navigate idol unemployment. She has found hosting gigs on semi-popular beauty shows, picked up several thousand hobbies, and generally seems to be enjoying her life outside of the idol world. Not to mention she's still as gorgeous as ever, I would know since I saw her at KCON. *~*

Jisook on the other hand is running into quite the few struggles.

At least she's cute.
Realizing that there's nothing left for her in this miserable idol world, she literally packed herself into a shopping back and prayed some rich, possibly attractive, hopefully not that old/ugly, preferably young but anyone rich would do even if it means he's a fat and old with a 2 inch penis, guy would pick her off the street and take care of her needs.

While the Hail Mary play isn't exactly the most stable or safe way to get back on her feet, I can see where she's coming from. Look at the desperation in her body language as she prepares to step into the bag. Look at the hopeless resignation in her eyes as she sits out in the hallway of some fancy hotel, waiting for an oppa to literally trip over her. Look at the blind faith in her clenched fist as she lets Jesus take the wheel and drag her away, hopefully to no broke bloke's apartment.

I feel you girl.

[MV Review] BESTie - Hot Baby



Best-eye, whoops, I mean BESTie, returned out of the blue last month with Hot Baby, the 390457395th track composed by Duble Sidekick this year.

Monday, August 11, 2014

Secret has a Problem... A Sexy Problem

...
Poor Secret. It seems they've all come down with a problem and during a routine visit to the music label psychiatrist the worst fears were confirmed. Secret has fallen in love.

Sunday, August 10, 2014

[MV Review] HA:TFELT/Yeeun/Yenny/Not Lim - Ain't Nobody


With the Wonder Girls essentially over, Yeeun has emerged from JYP's dungeon after spending time working on her composing skills. I'm just glad she used all of that time for something productive, because she hit it out of the park with her debut.

Saturday, August 9, 2014

The classiest and sexiest post that ever was both classy and sexy

I've recently written blogs about k-pop's "sexy concepts" and also about "cute concepts", and the non-existent differences between them, because everybody is so fucking fascinated by these topics.  Now I've been alerted to a new contender on the k-pop scene: "classy sexy" concepts.

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What the fuck even is "classy sexy"?  Is it even a real thing?  Does it exist in k-pop?  Does anybody care?  Well, I care, because the word "sexy" is in there, so therefore time to investigate!

eunsexyc

Wednesday, August 6, 2014

orange caramel is mocking everything you love


I am lesbian for Orange Caramel but what the fuck is this?

Love black people?
Love America?
Love Walt Disney...Walt Fucking Disney?

You do? Then you will not believe this...

Kpopalypse Livestream is back this weekend!

It occurs to me that some of you cao ni mas might be sad about not getting to go to KCON and meet the illustrious Zaku this weekend because, like me, you live thousands of miles and a good chunk of ocean away from where it's all happening.  Never fear - for you sad dejected types Kpopalypse has got your weekend entertainment sorted with a new livestream!

I'm streaming only once this weekend, the stream will be at 9:30 AM Sunday 10th August.  This is in Adelaide, Australia time (GMT+9:30).  Click this link for a countdown or click here to check your timezone.

The streaming link is: http://ustre.am/1gd6W



akor

If you've never watched a Kpopalypse Livestream before, click the sexy hot A.KOR bitches for more info!  Otherwise, see you there!

Radwimps Subtitles One of Its Songs into Korean


Japanese rock band Radwimps subtitled one of its recent songs into Korean, throwing me completely off guard.

Tuesday, August 5, 2014

Whoever posted this on the internet is a complete asshole!





 HEY KIDS! WAITING FOR THAT NEW TOY FOR CHRISTMAS? A BIRTHDAY? OR A SWEET 16 PARTY?

BUY A HYOKEY AVAILABLE AT WALMART, TARGET, AND THE 99 CENT STORE.

WHY? 

SHE'S CUTE....LOVABLE...HORNY...AND WILL ATTACH TO YOUR CHEST WITHOUT THE POSSIBILITY OF HER EVER COMING OFF. SNSD FANS WILL LOVE IT! YOUR GRAMMOTHER WILL LOVE IT TOO! PREPARE TO HOLD HER FURRY BUTTOCKS---SHE MAKES SOUNDS WHEN YOU SQUEEZE. 


WHOMEVER THIS IS...I WANNA SEX HER UP!


Not even sure what AOA means: ANAL ORAL ANUS?



Too lazy to look her up. But i just like that she's all wet and moist. She's probably not that hot dry....but most women aren't.


Whomever you are....


UPDATED!!!  I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT!

do you see what i seeeee???



Popu Lady Releases "Different When With You" MV



They trolled with the kissing in the teasers. :( I was hoping for an MV where Ting Xuan was on a quest to get some mad pussy. Oh well, the song is alright and the girls are as cute as fuck, so overall the MV is worth watching.

Monday, August 4, 2014

AKF @ KCON Details!!

Hello everyone.

As you may or may not remember, Antikpopfangirl has invited to KCON! We (meaning me, Zaku) will be representing this mass of trolls, haters, and salty fangirls at the one of the biggest KPop conventions in North America!!


Get HYPED...!!

Victoria wants to do a sexy concept


Chinese sex goddess Victoria wants to do a sexy concept and I also want her to do a sexy concept.

Sunday, August 3, 2014

Stupid Things Fangirls Utter 61

This week's photo set comes from Freeman_c14 from my Ask.fm, who sent me a website link.

I have screen shot some of the best "points" the author makes for this post, which is titled: "26 Reasons Kpop is Better than American pop".

Thank you for your submission!

~*~*~

We are clearly already off to a great, unbiased start as her first point involves using a K-idol to "tell you" about how amazing Kpop is.


Saturday, August 2, 2014

Park Bom Diss Track



I bet this girl voted that Park Bom should go to jail.

“The male gaze” debunked for k-pop fans

So Red Velvet's new song came out and Kpopalypse doesn't give a flying fuck.  Why?
  1. It sounds like miss A's "Breathe", which I thought was shit.
  2. I'm too busy fapping to the debut by nugus 4Ladies who have a much better song AND a better MV.
I'm sure every blog out there is going to have a 4Ladies review, given the sheer amount of tears being generated from fangirls thanks to the video director taking the sexual content to the next level in k-pop or whatever the fuck you want to call two women doing this sort of tame, coy stuff:


Hey it takes special tactics to be noticed when your nugu group debuts in the same week as SM's new girl group and naturally I'm all for it.  Of course, you can't tell people shit - whenever something like this happens, all the armchair feminists come out to play, throwing around stupid terms that they only half-understand.  Some of you have noticed that the latest round of tears from k-pop liking pseudo-feminist dickheads has been infused with a term called "the male gaze" so I thought I'd take a little time out of my fap schedule to explain exactly what the fucking fuck that means to prepare you to deal with the onslaught of complete bullshit that you'll soon be reading in every 4Ladies article.

Friday, August 1, 2014

[MV Review] Four Ladies - Mine

After dropping a massively exciting teaser, Four Ladies finally make their debut with title track "Mine." Does it live up to the hype? WE SHALL SEE.



Fanservice is Cool, Feat. Fei and Min

There is literally nothing wrong with this picture.


Fei is a perfect human being. That is all.

Dear f(x) fans, please shut the fuck up and take that stick out of your ass.



Red Velvet debuted with Hot Penis Happiness and I essentially agree with what Ahjussi wrote in his article. However, the MV already has 25K dislikes, mainly coming from f(x) fans bitching. I guess some Japanese people are mad, too, but I think SM was genius for including the WW2 headlines about Japan to make Red Velvet more accepted in Korea in the wake of Sulli's scandal. However, this isn't about that issue, so I won't cover it in this article.

Kpopalypse and AKF's Red Light Mission - Part Two


Hello, UCAADs. We are back with another installment of the ongoing fanfiction collaboration between Kpopalypse and Anti Kpop-Fangirl. Here is part one of the fanfiction.