Sunday, January 25, 2015

[MV Review] G Friend - (Anal) Glass Bead



G Friend definitely wants to be your girlfriend if they're willing to allow you to put glass anal beads in their anuses!



I'm not a huge fan of the song, as it is too sugary without a good beat. This sounds like a ten-year-old Kpop song...and the song made zero effort to modernize it in anyway. If I actually liked this kind of music, I would have discovered K-pop ten years ago instead of fapping to the three Korean porn videos out there on the Internet.

However, the girls in this group are good looking. I believe a few of them are still underage, so I will say that I will wait for them to return with a more mature (aka shorter skirts and thigh high socks) when they all turn 18.

I don't understand Korean for shit, so when I listen to it, I'm just imagining them singing about their dream girl sticking glass anal beads up their butt before taking it in the pooper. Great message that these girls are sharing. End sexual conservatism in Korea!

11 comments:

  1. Glass Bead is such a weird name for a song. I wonder if the person who named it was thinking of anal beads.

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  2. The music, the girls, the styling, and the choreography all remind me of SNSD's Into the New World. Pretty unremarkable across the board, and I will shortly proceed to forget this group ever existed.

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  3. Other than Jessica's reincarnation (who also happens to be Shinbi unnier), there's nothing remarkable about them.

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  4. I don't know if my standards for a good debut have been lowered too much or if your standards are too high, but I like/can tolerate this song. It's very much debut SNSD-ish (even the theme of the lyrics and MV are like ITNW), which I don't mind because nostalgia. Also seriously that one girl is a dead ringer for Jessica, which is a bonus for my sica-bias brain.

    also, the song doesn't suck ass, which means they've surpassed nearly every rookie of the past year.

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  5. That is if their management will allow them. if I was tha manager I will make be schoolgirls till they disband

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    1. You will make be... what?

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    2. I mean "make the girls stay as schoolgirls until they disband". I mean it can work if you make an effort by manipulating the masses to believe sex is impure and all female idols are forced to retain their innocence.

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  6. But their faces be ugly as fuck :(

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  7. I am loving that high kick that they did.

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    1. Someone make a gif of that where they kick Jessica just for the lolz

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  8. That high kick came right outta ITNW lmao
    So then, is this what APink was supposed to be? SNSD circa 2007-ish? Anyway, I liked their energy and it was really reminiscent of the FinKL/SES/MILK days. And one girl looks like the third Jung sister so that's even better.

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