Friday, June 10, 2016

Twice - I'm Gonna Be A [Porn] Star Performance



Based Momo and Mina would make great JAV idols.







Sadly, no Mina fancam, but enjoy glorious Momo. She even makes that hideous outfit look good.


Thanks to klogg for the gifs as usual.

Dear Diary,

I haven't fapped to Momo in hours. My #NoFapToMomo2016 campaign is failing miserably.


18 comments:

  1. Considering how much I hated this song on SIXTEEN, I really loved this performance. When I saw Mina, I legitimately gasped because of how good she looked, it just reminded me of how robbed we all were of her dark hair for 2 months. Tzuyu looks amazing with that braid too, but she isn't legal, so even though I'm a flaming homo I'll refrain from gushing ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) over her. I'm glad that Dahyun stepped up her rap too, I'm reminded of her fuck up during the performance of "Truth" for Sixteen's finale, and I kinda feel like a proud father who's daughter finally did something right. Good for you, Dahyun

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    1. The song is horrendous.

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    2. Yeah, I think Twice members hated it too, they probably didn't expect to promote it outside of the show. It had a catchy opening, and perfect for the show, but the lyrics is like listening obnoxious teenager who just had her first nail polish.

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  2. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npqJXJwQzoY

    Music Bank's performance today (They won again today lol). There's one more Inkigayo performance this week.

    Mina's rocking her new brown sex hair, so much that Tzuyu decided to try it out for today's performance as well (though her braid on MCD was cute as fuck). Not sure if I'm sold on Sana's return to brown-grey, it's not the silver grey that was her best colour and I kinda miss her long blonde hair.

    The song itself kinda blows but I like the choreo, they incorporated bits from all their other songs and even some SIXTEEN memes (Tzuyu's mart dance is now part of the point dance LOL). This sort of concept is also actually what I think TWICE is best at; the mix of sexy/chic/fun that they are most confident in. It's the type that has huge appeal to the general public (I'd argue that SNSD/WG/KARA all followed this sort of concept) and right now only Mamamoo/RV are really competing with TWICE for this sort of image.

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  3. Bebop's Ayeon would too:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_9aFBR11Uk

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    1. "my first fap with beethoven"

      lmao

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  4. Momo and Mina could easily be top-tier AV idols if they want to.

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  5. The moment Tzuyu becomes legal JYP will make them do sexy concepts and there's mina and mono will shine

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  6. They put paddings on that shorts. Oh man, JYP is too protective, he makes sure there are no cameltoes.

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  7. Does Mina ever not look ridiculously good?

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  8. No Mina fapcam? What kind of blasphemy is this?

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  9. the song makes me wanna cut my ears

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  10. I want Momo to choke me while pounding me mercilessly.

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  11. Also this performance, despite the song being shit, really helps me cope with the fact that my most favorite character of all time just ate overcooked shit this week and has about a 50% chance of staying perma-cooked. I'm talking about Armin from Attack on Titan. His balls dropped to the ground but so did his body. 250ft to be exact, after being literally roasted alive to the point that his body fat, hair, and skin melted off, along with his shirt--though his pants, and thus dignity, stayed intact. The only hope he has left is Levi who's a few miles away running from a horde of titans. Levi Ackerjewmanlet has a titan serum which may or may not work on dead people, but he has to go a few miles to get to Armin, and also Erwin is kill and Sasha got stabbed in the heart and who's gonna win the fucking serumb owl?! Maybe not Armin, hopefully him but maybe not! Aahahaha!

    ...I'm sorry. I needed to vent to someone. The wait for next month's chapter is stressing me out so much that I've been completely shitfaced for the past 5 days and at the same time I don't want next month to come in case Armin is kill for real because what the fuck he was being set up to become the next commander AND to become the main antagonist, what the fuck is this also I don't want titan Armin he would look absolutely hideous but the only way he can be saved is if he becomes a shifter so just...just...

    JUST

    FUCK ME IN THE ASS MOMO. FUCK THE PAIN OF BEING ATTACHED TO FICTIONAL PEOPLE AWAY SO THAT I DON'T BECOME AN ALCOHOLIC.

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    1. Nigga stop spoiling shit from aot manga for everyone. I havent read past chapter 60 yet.

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  12. oh my

    http://cfile24.uf.tistory.com/image/266BB93D57595798317695

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    1. May our goddess and savior Tzuyu bless your soul.

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  13. hey dont forget sana either

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