Saturday, April 30, 2016

It's Official, I'm Stanning Nayeon



For the longest time, I've been saying Foreign Line >>> Korean members. Then it changed to Foreign Line >>> Nayeon >>> other Koreans. Now it's Foreign Line + Nayeon >>> Korean members.

Kpopalypse Nugu Alert Episode 18: Bloomy, Hady, P.L.O

Welcome to another episode of Kpopalypse Nugu Alert!

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It's that time again, time when Kpopalypse delves into the depths of nugudom to bring you entertainment!  Read on to take a look at some nugus!

Saturday Shitfest #47


The song is growing on me, because I've watched most of Twice's live performances this week. God, I hate myself. If only I didn't want to tentaclely penetrate Momo, Sana, and Mina, I wouldn't be watching all of Twice's live performances.

The Sexy Vs. Cute Argument is Still a Thing and It's Still Stupid


I was really happy with the turn in fans attitudes towards sexy concepts in 2015 because it meant groups like Stellar, AOA and Girl's Day were finally getting appreciated and less hate for something as simple as short(er) skirts and more groping in the choreography. However now that people seem to be more "pro-sexy" it has lead to a shit ton of "anti-cute" sentiment. Now this is mostly from international fans but it leaves me this one question: Why in the fuck do people still bother?

This post is long so inserted in some pictures of Lovelyz Sujeong where I felt it was necessary.

Friday, April 29, 2016

Best of the Worst: April 29, 2016

Best of the Worst has reached its apex. Sadly, it can only go down from here. And it's not because of iKON's tragic photoshoot or CL's revealing instagram post.

It's because of cats.

More specifically, it's because of SHINyan — a cat version of SHINee that was created to stand in for the real SHINee in Japan because they're so busy.


Bias wreckers and couch shredders

Fancam Appreciation #32 - Twice's Nayeon

Today's fancam features Twice's Nayeon, the best Korean in Twice. Obviously JYP thinks so as well as much as she is pushed out there.

Thursday, April 28, 2016

Lovelyz Has a Song about Johnny Noh's Dick



It must be embarrassing for Mr. Noh. I actually like the instrumental a lot, but I like the song even more because it makes fun of Johnny Noh.

HYSF plans to have the "Destiny" review up this weekend.

Wednesday, April 27, 2016

Tuesday, April 26, 2016

How a Random AKF Article Gets Made featuring A Pink's Chorong

I'd pee in her butt.
Sometimes when I read a news article, I get an idea for an AKF article. However, there are times when it really goes off track, and this post will document how some of the most random articles get made here.


Kpopalypse vs CaptionBot

The latest web-based AI intelligence image-recognition program and shining example of the future of infotech is Microsoft's CaptionBot, a program that will describe any image that you send to it.

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CaptionBot is an astounding piece of software that can recognise many images of different things, but can it determine trufax from fiction in the world of K-pop?  Read on as Kpopalypse puts CaptionBot to the test!

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[MV Review] NCT U - "The 7th Sense"


Most people don't really get into nugus do to a number of reasons. Marketing is one major factor because the more chances you get to market your idols the better the chance they have at gaining traction in the industry. Most nugus don't get that chance, unless they're in the big 3 where the hype that builds their groups is almost unavoidable. SM has been teasing this new boy group and all of it's units for the past few months to the point that like iKON, they have a fanbase already built (not the extent of iKON but similar.) So does SM's mass marketing and teasing live up to the hype of the debut?

TL;DR: No.

Monday, April 25, 2016

[MV Review] Twice - Chwol Up


After weeks of hyping up their comeback, "Cheer Up", or more commonly known as "Chwol Up", has been released.

Sunday, April 24, 2016

F.U.N. - GFriend's Cover of Twice's "Like Ooh-Ahh"


I'm sure many of you have seen GFriend's cover of Twice's "Like Ooh-Ahh" (and Twice's cover of GFriend's "Me Gustas Tu"). In today's new segment, F.U.N. - Fucking Unnecessary Nitpicking, I wanted to bring up the bridge in GFriend's cover because it has been annoying me for over a week.

Sunday Shitpost #20


Joy puts Sungjae into a (semi) piledriver position as she gets ready to massage his anus in today's Sunday Shitpost.

Friday, April 22, 2016

Things Kpopalypse dislikes in music: Fender Rhodes

It's the return of fun Kpopalypse technical learny posts that you all love!  In this episode of "I likey likey dis and I dislikey dislikey dat", we're going to find out all about the Fender Rhodes!

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If you've been a regular reader of Kpopalypse roundup, you'll know that a song featuring a Fender Rhodes is released about every week in k-pop lately, and that these almost universally receive negative write-ups.  But what exactly is a Fender Rhodes, and more importantly, why is its inclusion in a k-pop song synonymous with super-low song quality?  Read on to find out more!

Fancam Appreciation #31 - A Pink's Naeun



Remember kids, 60 FPS means 60 faps per second. Use lube or else your dick will be really raw and sore.

Wednesday, April 20, 2016

Twice's Mina is Unreal


It's so hard to choose a favorite between the three Japanese members in Twice. During "Sixteen," it was Mina. During "Like OOH-AHH," it was Momo. Sana's been my favorite on a fluctuating basis since the promos ended.

Then I see some of Mina's teaser pictures.

EXID to cum back in June


EXID is rumored to make us jizz again in June, and I hope for the love of God the new song either (1) doesn't sound similar to "Up and Down" and/or (2) is way better than "Hot Pink".

Sunday, April 17, 2016

Sunday Shitpost #19


It's Sunday and I really abhor Ohio weather during the spring. It's going to be 80 today. Last Saturday it was 30 and we got six inches of snow (15 cm for the rest of you buttfuckers outside of the U.S.) Plenty of news to cover and some MS Paint pictures to share!

Friday, April 15, 2016

Saturday Shitfest #45



Beauty Bible, starring Jessica and Jaekyung, is subbed online by KBS. They're both hot, so 8=======D~~~~~.

Book Review - Singing Is My Life: A Memoir of My Journey from Homelessness to Fame (Sungbong Choi)

It hasn't been that long since the last book review, but you caonimas keep sending me fucking books in the mail, so that means it's time again for Kpopalypse to throw down on books about Korean music!  The subject of this book review is the autobiography of some guy who sung opera a few times on a talent show, Sungbong Choi.

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Will Kpopalypse make it all the way through a book about some opera singer dude?  Will his head explode?  Read on and find out!

TAKE HER SWIMMING ON THE FIRST DATE!!!111


Are you a total dumbass? Then keep reading!!!

Fancam Appreciation #30 - Hello Venus' Lime



This week's fancam appreciation suggestion comes from our own suho_ftw. Who doesn't like Lime? An asshole, that's who.

Are there fancams that you want to nominate? Email them to antikpopfangirl@yahoo.com or tweet them to @antikpopfangirl.

Thursday, April 14, 2016

Best of the Worst: April 14, 2016




This week, Gyuri dropped a bombshell: KARA is not dead! 

OK, well, maybe the group is. It all depends on how you view the situation. If you're like me, you'd consider a group whose members are at different agencies doing their own things as "disbanded." If you're positive and life-affirming like Gyuri, you'd consider that group alive and well.

Why I Believe in Polygamy


Meet Ivy Shao, one of my new waifus. As another one of my waifus starts dating, that just means that I have to find another waifu.

What if Eunji Had a Penis?


Wednesday, April 13, 2016

Why Isn't Seulgi in Jail?


If a man was in this pose with Yeri, he would probably be in jail or investigated by Chris Hansen.

Tuesday, April 12, 2016

AKF Five-Year Anniversary


This is a journey that started five years with this post. Five years is a long time, considering that when a person makes a site, they're very likely to give up very quickly. I had tried making sites when I was in middle school when GeoCities or whatever the fuck it was called was out. I probably gave up after three hours.


Monday, April 11, 2016

Soyeon's Instagram Greatest Hits

If you know what this thing is, you're in for a treat.
My dear friend loves posting things on Instagram. In fact, she likes to post on Instagram a lot, far more than she does on Twitter. Now, if you're not her friend or even her fan, you could be forgiven for not keeping completely up to date with everything she posts. Luckily, you're in luck, because I've got all her hottest posts right here.

Nayeon and Tzuyu Rocking the Black Hair


Sunday, April 10, 2016

JYP - Fire


A review can't do this song and MV justice. It's something that you just have to watch yourself. JYP delivers one of the most entertaining MVs K-Pop has seen in a while with the help of Conan O'Brien, Glenn Steven Yeun, the Wonder Girls, and Twice.

Also the song is pretty fucking good as well. Of course JYP would save a good song for himself. I've had this song on repeat this morning.

Sunday Shitpost #18


Sunday Shitpost time, which means in Kpop, it's time to find some news other than about Produce 101/IOI and Sulli. Can we do it?

Saturday, April 9, 2016

Results of the Kpopalypse 2016 survey of important trufax!

I'm not going to repost the whole thing here because it's fucking huge and would take me forever, but if anyone is interested in the results of the latest Kpopalypse survey that I put out about a week ago, click the picture of Jiyeon to check them out!  Or if not, then just fap to the picture I guess.  Like, whatever.

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Medical Proof Momo is Gay


This is all of the proof I'll ever need.

Saturday Shitfest #44



Jessica is supposed to make her solo debut soon or some shit, with a solo song at her birthday fanmeet or something. I don't know, I skimmed the article. Anyway, I really haven't had time to read up on K-pop this week, so enjoy SNSD at their best.

Friday, April 8, 2016

Fancam Appreciation #29 - Mamamoo's Moonbyul



This week's fancam appreciation is thanks to Rosilyn. Moonbyul is my favorite member of Mamamoo by default, as she's really the only one who isn't hideous.

Thursday, April 7, 2016

Best of the Worst: April 7, 2016

This week in shitty kpop news, we discover which boy and girl group members are like siblings, which entertainer's wealth increased 250 percent in a month, and which idol has impressive chugging skills.


[BREAKING NEWS] Sulli Unfollows everyone on Instagram


I have many articles to write this weekend (too busy this week to really write anything), but I had to put everything on hold because of the most important news to hit K-Pop in years.

Sulli unfollowed everyone on Instagram. LET EVERYONE KNOW! Even if your parents don't know who Sulli is or what the fuck Instagram is, TELL THEM!

Tuesday, April 5, 2016

Minzy leaves 2NE1


Anti Kpop-Fangirl, the last to bring you the news, because we're not a fucking news site and I have a fucking job.

Sunday, April 3, 2016

POSITIVE post - Shannon Williams

I was actually going to write something different today but I quickly had to stop and catch my breath to praise the new hero of our time Shannon Williams.

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How many reasons can I find to love Shannon Williams?  Let me count the ways!

Sunday Shitpost #17


Who else is happy that "Produce 101" is over without having even watched it? My reaction is the same as Somi's.

Saturday, April 2, 2016

Han Ye Seul for Marie Claire and High Cut


Ye Seul, our lord and savior, had some photoshoots last month. Since I am also a devout follower of Qianity, there are times when I fail as an apostle of Yeseulogy. The images after the jump are Marie Claire and the Instagram pictures/videos are from High Cut, since I can't access High Cut's online shit without paying.

Saturday Shitfest #43

A photo posted by Han Ye Seul _ 한예슬 (@leslie_allwehaveisus) on

Another Saturday spent just about all day studying.

The Three Best B-Sides From "The Velvet"


Many people either love or hate Red Velvet's "Velvet" concept and only stan the "Red" part, which is understanding. But seeing as I've enjoyed "Be Natural", "Automatic" and "One of These Nights" (but love their more upbeat stuff) I can come to it with an open mind in the hopes of some nicely constructed more "velvety" songs and not just a bunch of melancholy boring ballads. So here are the three b-sides I enjoyed the most from the album.

Friday, April 1, 2016

My Oppars Are Hotter Than Yours

My oppar list > yours.

Xiumin and Chanyeol get buckwild (while I watch)

I'll post detailed results later, but one of the big takeaways so far from my latest survey is that you readers like the fanfiction but would also like to see more gender balance in Kpopalypse blog.  So in the ever-continuing quest to give all of my readers exactly what they want at all times, I'm going to hand this post over to a young female author to write about k-pop guys!

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Her writing style's a bit different to mine but I'm sure you'll all enjoy a break from my snarky bullshit, right?


Fancam Appreciation #28 - Big Bang's G Dragon



Do you know what is even more awesome than "Bang Bang Bang"? Watching a fancam of GD oppa destroying everyone with his amazing charisma! Oppa is so hot!

Are there fancams that you want to nominate? Email them to antikpopfangirl@yahoo.com or tweet them to @antikpopfangirl.