Tuesday, May 31, 2016

Nayeon Throws Opening Pitch...


...while getting fucked in the ass. And people like to say that Twice has no talent.

[MV Review] BTS (Bangtan Boys) - "Save Me"


BTS released their second promotional track "Save Me" which might cements their spot as my new favorite boy group.

Monday, May 30, 2016

[MV Review] Luna - Free Somebody



Luna makes her solo debut, satiating anyone's desire for an unlikely f(x) comeback this year.

Twice Ends "Cheer Up" Promotions



Twice ended their "Cheer Up" promotions yesterday with another win on Inkigayo and retrospectively won Music Bank after losing to AOA on Friday.

Now I have nothing to write about until Twice comes back...

Sunday, May 29, 2016

suho_ftw's 10 Female Biases


Again, much like my male bias list, this has been edited again to be more clean and much less drawn out.

While I do stan both male and female groups equally, I tend to stan more females. I've never known why but I've always just thought that since I'm a female, I'd relate to females a bit more. 

My male idol post wasn't real meaty, and this isn't very fanservicy either. I've included some fancams or clips to add to the list.

suho_ftw's 10 Male Biases


I edited this slightly from my original post on my blog so that it's a lot cleaner looking and not as drawn out.

This post isn't very man-meaty and most boy group stans don't care for most of these idols so that should tell you how much your biases may or may not align with mine.

I'll try to include some type of clip or fancam to spice the lists up.

Saturday, May 28, 2016

AKF's Top 10 Idols of the New Generation


With many of the established groups peaking and starting to either (1) focus on solo activities, (2) focus on Japan and/or China, (3) stop giving any sorts of fucks, or (4) a combination of all of the above, many people find newer groups to start liking in addition to the groups one already likes. The latest generation of idols have debuted a ton of girls who are ready to take the mantle.

For this generation, I'm considering it starting from Red Velvet's debut. The Big 3 essentially determine the next generation whenever they debut new groups.

There's going to be 20 fancams (2 per idol), so just be warned if you're using mobile and don't want all of your data wasted or have a slower Internet connection and need time for all of the videos to load.

Tiffany for SNL Korea is Jjangbak


Fany has been more interesting this past month on her own than the last 9 years in SNSD. Plus hotter.

Welp, Time to Stan Chaeyeon



Chaeyeon of Dia/I.O.I is hot. I watched this fancam and will now stan her.

Friday, May 27, 2016

Lee Yeon Hee is fucking hot for Marie Claire


Ah, Lee Yeon Hee. You were my first waifu when I got into Korean entertainment. You're still as hot as ever.

Luna is...pretty fucking smart


I was reading this article about Luna's solo and expected to fall asleep while reading the article. "Oh, another main vocalist is going to vocally masturbate so that Koreans can jack off about her tal-- oh wait, Luna's going to do a dance track."

BoA Needs to Endorse a Lingerie Brand


So I was watching BoA's new CF earlier this morning. When I saw her in her workout outfit, she triggered...my penis.

Skull & Sones

It's the return of Kpopalypse fanfiction!  Please enjoy the following story about Sones, the best fandom in the world ever!

skullsoneshead 

Fancam Appreciation #36 - AOA's Choa


This week's nomination comes from EvaUnit02. There's never enough of Good Choa. God bless AOA.

Are there fancams that you want to nominate? Email them to antikpopfangirl@yahoo.com or tweet them to @antikpopfangirl.

Thursday, May 26, 2016

Twice - Cheer Up - Avengers Version


Twice released a special MV of "Cheer Up" after still doing so well (7th win today on Mnet Countdown).

I guaran-God-damn-tee you that some SJWs on tumblr are triggered that since Twice used "Avengers" in the title. There is cultural appropriation by Koreans using American culture (unless Twice is culture fluid and identify as Americans). There's also a lack of Captain America making out with another dude, which just offends a lot of SJWs. There's also a lack of Momo trying to molest Mina or Sana, which triggers me.

Wednesday, May 25, 2016

The Windy Day Challenge

Well girl group competition sure is high right now. So many releases. Oh My Girl is back with some turnaround promotions for their repackage album. I'll be honest, I thought Liar Liar was so many steps back from the amazing Closer that it fell below their kind of awkward yet still creative and fun debut. As a promising group with a unique style I was worried they were falling into the generic boring cutesy trap, but now they have come to prove those fears unfounded.



More fun jams, more middle east influence (this time in music rather than astrology), more nods to... kinda creepy folklore of mystically endangered innocence... Yes, this is the OMG I was hoping would further develop.

Here is my challenge: Listen to it 10 times in a row and see if you don't love it by then.

It's definitely strange at first and suffers a bit from kpop multisong syndrome, but it sinks in to win you over. It's fresh stuff that stands out.

MOGEF says Tahiti isn't hot

The new AOA was rated for ages 15 and older while seemingly making attempts to be modest, but while Tahiti was suggestively rolling their hips like any kpop group and even wore real bikinis and had slomo wet boob shots and a member taking a bubble bath, they were rated for ages 12 and over. Such a low age rating from MOGEF is basically a declaration that the material is pure as the driven snow, so in this case it's clearly a message that they think Tahiti isn't sexy at all. How rude, withholding from these hardworking nugus the scandal-boost they need to gain some street cred.

[MV Review] AOA - Good Luck


"Hey! Ay yo, Brave Sound, and it goes a little something like..." Wait, Brave Brothers didn't make this song?! That must be why I'm disappointed in the lack of "Hey!"'s from Jimin.

Tuesday, May 24, 2016

Damn, Jisoo


Lovelyz did a group photoshoot for High Cut (video below the cut), but Jisoo captivated my attention with those photoshoot.

Hyosung slays all



Look even these schoolgirls can't help but lose their shit when bagel goddess Hyosung approaches them.

Monday, May 23, 2016

SJWs Will Help Me Marry Eunjung


As I booted up my 1999 computer, I chortled as I finished some leftover casserole. I opened up a new bag of Cheetos and started eating voraciously. I didn't eat the Cheetos just because I liked them, but I liked how they stained my hands orange. It's hard to afford lube when you're on welfare (especially when you end up using a lot of your welfare money on expensive, specially crafted K-pop idol fleshlights), so I like to use the Cheetos grit as lube.

I have longed to have the T-ara members as my wives, but then I raged when I read this article about Eunjung wanting a Chinese husband.

Sunday, May 22, 2016

Behold



Your life is now complete.

The real reason Mina is the best Twice member

I have previously been a strong advocate for Sana or Jihyo but Mina has just definitively proven herself.


Fangirl: "Mina, do some aegyo!"
Mina: "Aegyo? Here's your fuckin aegyo."

Iljin-dol Mina has stolen my heart.

Saturday, May 21, 2016

AKF41 Latest Member Changes

There have been a lot of member changes this week to AKF41 (including former authors, there have been 41 authors here, so we're AKB48's true rival group). I figured this would be the perfect time to thank the authors who have left and talk about plans for the future.

Saturday Shitfest #50


RIP miss A...unless Min also leaves and the group remains a duo of Suzy and Fei. If it worked for DBSK, why can't it work for miss A?

Friday, May 20, 2016

Victoria for Marie Claire


Victoria is just ridiculous.

Fancam Appreciation #35 - Ex-SNSD's Jessica

Just think how great the Genie fancams would be with today's technology. I ran out of scheduled Fancam Appreciation posts (there are plenty that have been submitted to me, just haven't written them yet), so I decided with today's edition to go with Sexica. The problem is that most of SNSD's good songs are really old, and that means lower quality fancams. I had to post this one because of the top comment, though:

"Her legs are AMAZING! i want to be between those thighs thrusting so hard. Fappppppppppppppppp"

Thursday, May 19, 2016

Best of the Worst: May 19, 2016

Today is a very special edition of Best of the Worst.




It's my last edition.

Kpop seduction appears to be accelerating

In 2003 Lee Hyori wrote a song about seducing a man while his girlfriend had walked off. She claimed that her powers allowed her to do it in just 10 minutes, stealing his heart away just like that. Now, it is unknown just what kind of things she did to make this happen so quickly, perhaps by giving him a handy, but she did include a strange lyric about those 10 minutes becoming like a year. It would seem that time manipulation magic was involved, and as we will see, there is evidence that this magic has been wielded and is now flying out of control. Hyori would not remain the top sexy icon in kpop, and later Hyuna came onto the scene, Hyori speaking well of her. Could she have passed on the dark arts?

In 2009 4 Minute debuted. They made it clear that they named their group after the goal of winning you over in 4 minutes. Surely a new standard, but they did say it was only a goal. However, in 2011 they came out with the album 4 Minutes Left, and they made it clear that they had a handle on their sorcery. Aside from the intro track to the album which makes it pretty clear, the "4 Minutes Left" mantra continues at the start of the song Mirror Mirror. In it they express some frustration that they aren't being looked at, being certain that once your eyes fall upon them you'll be enraptured. The fact they use an analogy from a witch queen in a fairytale makes it clear we're dealing with time magic.

In 2015 NC.A wrote a song called Cinderella Time where she wants to be with her boyfriend longer before curfew hits. She includes some strange lyrics that make reference to the passing of time being strange and wanting it to stop. Of course, being a nugu who looks 5 years younger than she is, she is not strong in seduction time magic. It comes to her awareness, but it is senseless to her and ultimately she lacks any command over it and resorts to despairing. Red Velvet also wrote a song about time acceleration, but they were just using it alone in bed to discard reality. Perhaps then these powers are related to any desire, not just seduction? Do they have to do with localized dimensional shifts?

AOA have proven themselves masters of seduction, and in their most recent album they made some astonishing claims. They have a song that says they actually only need 10 seconds to take you. Holy shit! How could this be possible? I feel like my theory about pockets or bubbles of time shift may be correct. In this song they mention needing physical contact, whereas 4 Minute mentioned looking at them. AOA also says they'll just take 10 seconds so that no one will notice. I think this means that while 4 Minute tries to take control of the room, AOA only takes their target, allowing their work to be more concentrated. While this disappearance would be suspicious, they figure if they only disappear for 10 seconds people will just figure they moved to a different part of the room for a moment.

Truly fascinating. On the surface it would appear that things are rapidly accelerating, but it may be that techniques are becoming more refined. However, when dealing with magic one can never be too sure. Keep an eye out for more time seduction songs for further revelations of power and its application. Perhaps someday we will see a seduction with nothing more than the wink of an eye.

Wednesday, May 18, 2016

Nayeon and BTOB Dude Teach Us How to Deal with Rude UCAADs


Valuable tips for everyone here as we deal with rude, delusional fangirls who try to muckspread their delusional shit all over the rest of us.

Plus the video has Nayeon.

I needed something to post today but I'm busy.

Just watch it for Nayeon.

Tuesday, May 17, 2016

IOI - Dream Girls


If this overhyped group only lasts a year like many sites have stated, I will thank the K-Pop gods because this song is awful.

Monday, May 16, 2016

Jessica - Fly


I'll probably do a full review this weekend, as this week may be busy at work for a few days. I've seen K-netz and salty Sones support this song, which surprised me more than the song itself being pretty good. I could have used more fanservice from Sexica, though.

The results of Kpopalypse’s music education trufax quiz, featuring AOA!

I'm far too much of a lazy caonima to repost the results post here as it's motherfucking HUGE, but for those who did the quiz and are interested you can check it out by clicking on the motherfucking top madam Jimin below.  Thanks to everyone who participated and made this post possible!

jimintopmadam

[MV Review] BTS (Bangtan Boys) - "Fire"


BTS continue their youth-driven concept with the release of "Fire" and it's cool.

Fans are Putting the Blame on the Wrong People for AOA's Controversy


If you're like me and have a life to live and didn't find out about this controversy until a week after it happened, well, here's an article that essentially recaps everything. Fans in the NB comment section are saying its the haters' fault that this is still an issue.

Sunday, May 15, 2016

Jessica's "Love Me The Same" and "Fly" Teasers


Queen Sica is about to release her solo album, so I thought I would post her teasers. If you have hundreds of dollars to throw around like I do, buy a pair of shades from Blanc & Eclare! She has Jaejoong's unofficial endorsement!

Sunday Shitpost #23


It's another Sunday, and Twice's performances make up for the Detroit Tigers sucking horse sock.

Chinese singer Plagiarized an iKON song?


I was reading this article at KPKF and this video was the first thing I thought of. Most people are going to focus on the fact that the Chinese singer plagiarized iKON. Sure, maybe he did, I don't know. I had a hard enough time getting through the Chinese song, so I wasn't going to torture myself and listen to the iKON song and then the overlaying of the two songs.

The bigger crime was choosing a shitty song to plagiarize. Rich Korean kids acting all gangster and shit is as authentic as Donald Trump's hair.

Saturday, May 14, 2016

Saturday Shitfest #49


This is my favorite song in Twice's latest mini album. I wish they had performed it on music shows, but Touchdown was a better song to perform.

Have you not watched Twice's Music Core performance? Don't worry, we have you covered.

Doube S 301 - "Pain" [MV Review]

Before you ask, yes, this is a song that exists.


So this post is a good three months late but I've only listened to this song recently and I've been pretty much addicted to it. Now you must be thinking, who the hell is 'Double S 301'? Why is the name so long and difficult and retarded? And is this another one of those noname nugu groups? No, they aren't nugu. Well, kinda. More like a group that used to be a legend years ago but took a long ass hiatus and are now somewhat at the nugu status. And no, their name is not retarded. It has a very deep, distinct meaning and it stands for "Super Star - three united as one" (mind = blown). Double S 301 is actually a sub-unit of the group "SS501" and if you're new to K-Pop you probably won't know who "SS501" is either.

Well, let me break it down to you.


Friday, May 13, 2016

The Case Against Non-Asians Being in K-Pop


This gif will be the only non-text thing is this post. If you're from any Western country and are under the age of 21, this post will probably trigger your safe space or whatever the fuck you pansies call it these days.

Twice's Cover of Park Ji Yoon's Adult Ceremony


I don't have to write shit!

Fancam Appreciation #34 - Playback's Woolim

This week's suggestion comes from EvaUnit02. I've never heard of this group before.
They keep singing "hit the playback," but is there a playback button when I bust a nut on their faces? Now that'd be awesome.

Are there fancams that you want to nominate? Email them to antikpopfangirl@yahoo.com or tweet them to @antikpopfangirl.

Thursday, May 12, 2016

Best of the Worst: May 12, 2016

A kpop group got its own Twitter emoji! That's great, and we should be happy, right?

Well, unfortunately, it had to happen to the group with the most annoying fanbase: BTS.

Fuuu---


Seriously, any other group would have been preferable.

[MV Review] Tiffany - I Just Wanna Dance


I came late into the K-pop compared to the majority of the readers here, so I never got to experience SNSD during their glory years. Last year, I had the misfortune of having to review their awful title tracks while AKF was gone last year. Going into this song, my expectations cannot be any lower than the qualifications to run for the President of the United States these days.

Wednesday, May 11, 2016

Inkigayo Claims Lovelyz as "Sexy"


SBS uploaded Lovelyz' performance from Inkigayo, and they state that "Destiny" is a sexy stage. Sure, Lovelyz is the best new female idol group out of the current crop of new girl groups, but sexy isn't what I would describe them as...except for Mijoo.

Kpopalypse's music education trufax quiz, NOW CLOSED - the results are in!

jimintopmadam

Saturday, May 7, 2016

Saturday Shitfest #48



Start your Saturday with your daily viewing of Twice's "Cheer Up," and below the jump, watch their Weekly Idol segment if you already haven't.

Friday, May 6, 2016

Fancam Appreciation #33 - AOA's Hyejeong



Did you know that there are members not named Choa and Seolhyun in AOA? If not, your penis will now know.

Thursday, May 5, 2016

Mina The Seductive Japanese Empress



Mhmmm, Mina's abs. What's great about Mina is that while she doesn't have the body of Momo or Sana, she has that aura that just makes you want to whip out your tentacle penis and fuck the living shit out of her on a crowded Japanese subway while she's wearing a school uniform.


Twice Starts Their Reign With First Music Show Win



Are you starving for news about Twice? Fear not, we are here to serve you all of the Twice news...that we get around to...when we feel like it.

Wednesday, May 4, 2016

Produce 101 is boring, and so is this post, and so are you

Wow, I've gotten more questions about reality TV show Produce 101 and their associated group I.O.I than just about anything else in this blog's entire history!  So here a post where I tackle all 238672 questions that I received about this shithouse TV series.  Read on and enjoy, or be completely fucking bored out of your brain like I was when I wrote this!  Yay!

produce101suckshead


Monday, May 2, 2016

Momo Fat Shames Women


How dare she?! She's the only one on stage flaunting her abs, which means she is fat shaming the rest of the Twice members and all females. 

Sunday, May 1, 2016

[MV Review] Lovelyz - Destiny


Lovelyz also made a comeback last Sunday, along with Twice in case anyone forgot. Also, Woollim, STOP MAKING LOVELYZ COME BACK DURING FINALS TIME! THAT'S TWICE IN A ROW YOU CUM GUZZLING BUTT PLUGGERS!

Sunday Shitpost #21


Guess who is going to jail in today's Sunday Shitpost!