2PM looks shit and wannabe as usual.

Lol.

They look like they ripped their costumes from some superhero comic book or tried to make themselves look like the dark version of the Power Rangers or some shit, hell, maybe even Iron Man. And I thought their wannabe intimidation of ghetto hip-hop was a big fucking mess with that atrocity known as Hands Up.

someone's fucking sunye and it ain't me

By now I'm sure everyone has seen the news that Sunye is getting married to some guy. To be honest though, who this guy is isn't important. What we should all really take away from this is that Sunye is officially off the market now.

Sun-Dragon is New OTP

Sunny recently debuted a new haircut at the latest SM concert at Marina Bay (wherever that is), and it is absolutely atrocious.

Goddamn, it's like someone decided to give her a bowlcut (very unflattering for her, btw) and took a fat purple/pink shit on her head while they were at it. But somehow, it looks oddly familiar...

Lizzy's hotter than naked Uee? I demand proof

On a recent episode of "Quiz to Change the World," Lizzy not only talked about seeing Uee nude, she proclaimed to have the best body in After School.

Let's investigate this claim further, shall we?

Name: Lizzy

Occupation: After School, Orange Caramel

Hobbies: Taking pictures of Uee in the shower, makin' shit up, G-Doing

Elderly delusional T-ara fan



If there's anything more shittier than the delusional fanboys/fangirls that go on an irrational mode of butthurtism, rage, death threats and petitions and all that shit, it's the ones that actually talk the exact opposite way while still being equally deluded, if not more.

Now, the vast majority of Kpop's community consists of teenagers and young adults from their early to mid, or even late 20s. Then we have the samchon fans that are in their early-mid 30s to their 50s and maybe their 60s. I thought they only existed in Korea for some damn reason I'm not even sure how to explain in words but it's become very clear to me that is not necessarily the case.

Here we have Emperor_Ryu, one of the most delusional T-ara (and Kpop as a whole) fans to exist in history.

Now, down to some of his delusional moments....

Question of the Week 65

This week's question is:
Which idol would you want as a wife / husband?


I would pick IU because she would post sexy photos of us post-coitus on Twitter, then have her company cover up for us with a brilliant excuse. No one would suspect a thing. I would get off scott-free.

And just get off in general with her.

Hey-yo! *high fives all around*

How to obtain a youthful look (with poll)

One of the most important thing in the kpop industry is looks! And I do mean...LOOKS! You might argue against this statement, but many top stars such as Uee, Sohee, Yoona were selected mainly for their looks (and incorrect pedo-predictions of human development bad tastes ). They barely give a damn if you sound like a 69 years old tranny grandma, or a donkey (if you are Taecyeon). So how do you obtain the holy grail of [most] idols' looks? Recently, top artists such as Sojin, Bom, and Hyunah have shared a simple secret to keep their faces fresh and youthful all the time!

Get a plastic surgeon who has a fetish for animals...faces that resembles horses, hamsters, or hyenas can be extremely popular in Korea. It helps if both the customer and the surgeon have a bestiality fetish. However, it is not required. Even among plastic surgeons, there is a very distinct ranking order. Choosing a Hyomin horse face vs. a Jessica one can make or break your future. Don't be cheap ladies [or guys], you are paying for your future and husband by doing this. It's a good investment, I promise.