Jumaat, 14 Oktober 2011

Jessica also tries her hand in rapping

Dicatat oleh di

Lately I've been fucking a monkey
Sadly that's not followed by D. Luffy
You may have seen him in the latest blockbuster movie
Planet of the Apes, watch it again and you'll see
Every night I have hot sex with a primate
Causing so much steam it's changing the climate
Taecyeon makes me climax in a hurry
Something that never happened with Yuri
You bitches can stop shipping YulSic
Keep writing fanfics and I'll think that you're sick
There'll be no more scissoring for me
Since Taecyeon will be fucking a horsey

It's starting to look like Taecyeon and Jessica will be the new hiphop couple in Korea. Tiger JK and Yoon Mirae can pack up their bags to go to the retirement home.

To people who still ship YulSic, here's Jessica's reaction:

17 ulasan:

  1. Suckmydee.14 Oktober 2011 pada 1:00 PTG

    This was probably by far one of your best ones.
    So proud :')

    BalasPadam
  2. Tanpa Nama14 Oktober 2011 pada 3:06 PTG

    Meh

    BalasPadam
  3. Tanpa Nama14 Oktober 2011 pada 3:44 PTG

    damn @ the first gif

    BalasPadam
  4. nothing14 Oktober 2011 pada 4:23 PTG

    Hate that I think she's sexy sometimes. Pisses me off cause you know she's a bish with horseteeth. MEH do not want....but kind of do sometimes.

    BalasPadam
  5. Tanpa Nama14 Oktober 2011 pada 4:47 PTG

    ^ but you like sulli

    BalasPadam
  6. nothing14 Oktober 2011 pada 5:42 PTG

    ^yeah....and?

    BalasPadam
  7. Tanpa Nama14 Oktober 2011 pada 6:00 PTG

    HA HA HA

    BalasPadam
  8. Icoris14 Oktober 2011 pada 6:49 PTG

    If she a horse, I want to be a jockey, SO I CAN RIDE DAT ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL DAYYYYYY.

    BalasPadam
  9. Tanpa Nama14 Oktober 2011 pada 10:31 PTG

    ^ You are quite alone in that sentiment good sir.

    BalasPadam
  10. Tanpa Nama15 Oktober 2011 pada 1:08 PG

    0.o that last .gif cant unsee

    BalasPadam
  11. Tanpa Nama15 Oktober 2011 pada 1:41 PG

    The rap part is funny, other than that is a total cliche.

    BalasPadam
  12. Tanpa Nama15 Oktober 2011 pada 7:54 PG

    I would plow that horse 10/10 times.

    BalasPadam
  13. drama15 Oktober 2011 pada 11:22 PG

    I want to ride that horse... I want to hear her neighing of pleasure...

    BalasPadam
  14. Tanpa Nama15 Oktober 2011 pada 3:09 PTG

    I want to shoot that horse and turn it into glue...

    BalasPadam
  15. Tanpa Nama15 Oktober 2011 pada 7:24 PTG

    You know this blog has gone down the shitter when the founder starts putting out terrible "try-hard" articles that aren't funny at all.

    BalasPadam
  16. CombatBaby16 Oktober 2011 pada 2:27 PTG

    Still waiting for a Gay Park rap!

    BalasPadam
  17. Nayeon's Vibrator16 Oktober 2011 pada 4:00 PTG

    He needs to make a comeback first haha.

    BalasPadam

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