Rabu, 25 Januari 2012

Eunjung kneecaps herself to get some fucking sleep


So you may have heard the terrible news about Eunjung getting injured again.

I think it's pretty obvious that after experiencing a leg injury a year ago, she was able to weigh the pros and cons and decided to take a hit in order to escape their terrible slave-labor schedule from which Jiyeon not-so-subtly seeks legal protection.

P.S. If you don't like the language of the title, too bad. It expresses the fact that Kim Kwang Soo should be getting kneecapped.

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  1. I feel bad for them, I think shuffling for this song is unnecessarily tiring and they're not exactly succeeding in reviving the shuffle.

    Get well soon Eunjung! But I'm sure the perverts on this blog still fap to injured Eunjung.

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    1. She will probably have some "me time" after getting some rest.

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    2. schlick schlick schlick

      fap fap fap

      unf unf unf

      It's not that hard to masturbate when you're injured. The only time I ever experienced difficulty was when I had a pregnant

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    3. Why the fuck would you want to masturbate when pregnant???

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    4. Cool story bro

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    5. the same reason u would want to masturbate when you're not pregnant

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    6. How is that supposed to work...wtf

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    7. So......are you like fingering the baby inside too

      Just askin

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    8. Nigga shut up and eat yoiur fried chicken

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    9. The only time I ever experienced difficulty was when I had a pregnant

      Was when I had a pregnant

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  2. I hope she gets better soon I can only fap to that bed scene for so long before I'll need new Eunjunf material

    I'm sure she'll bounce back soon enough though but this sucks for T-ara because they always seem so lost and weak without her :/

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    1. Fap

      Bed scene

      Eunjunf

      Bounce

      Sucks

      +1 for each key word used

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    2. So put them together and make a cool story, bro. 5 points to Gryffindor

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  3. >kneecap self
    >contact jangwoo
    >sexy time
    >????
    >profit! (or pregnancy)

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    1. Jangwoo is the douchiest looking inbred hillbilly troll I have ever laid eyes on. What kind of stupid motherfucker like him gets to stick a dick in my Eunjunf

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    2. Eunjung needs to shed any pretensions of being the high-class whore that she is. She needs to be taught a lesson. She needs to be held down and have some sense bitch-slapped into her. She needs to be handcuffed to the bed. She needs to have that slutty outfit ripped off her. She needs to show that she is not wearing any underwear like the whore that she is. She needs to eat a good, hard cockmeat sandwich to remind her who's boss. She needs to open the door, get on the floor, everyone walk the dinosaur

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    3. Awww come on what the fuck man I HATE THAT SHIT

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    4. But i love noonar most of all

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    5. Who doesn't? I must be the only one who doesn't need to boast about having banged her brains out already. Twice.

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    6. You niggas do realize that Jangwoo is the only man who has a chance of banging her out of the millions of pervy fanboys, right?

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  4. OI FUCK YOU

    NO ONE TALKS ABOUT MY EUNJUNG LIKE THAT

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  5. no arrow to the knee jokes? where are all the skyrim people at now?!

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    1. They used to run dead memes into the ground like you. Then they took an arrow in the knee.

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    2. I used to recycle dumbass memes like you, but then I got a fucking life

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    3. ^ Anonymous for president 2012

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    4. i didn't use the meme/joke you lunatics. i was wondering where all the people who used it went. geez, vultures everywhere.

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    5. What kind of dumbass anon responds to their own retarded comment

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    6. Wow he just broke like the fucking space-time continuum and changed history forever! Now I can sex Eunjung until she goes blind unf

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    7. One does not simply have sex with Eunjung

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    8. I don't usually have sex with Eunjung. But when I do, I make sure the whole fucking world knows about it

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    9. Brace yourselves

      The fapjunf perverts are coming

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  6. Honestly I kept wondering how much pain Fapjung was in during the lovey dovey live vids. I knew she was injecting her knee with shots before she went on stage, but to have her shuffling (which is all foot) is not a wise decision.

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  7. OMG DEY GONNA KILL HER WITH PROPOFOL

    LIKE MICHAEL FUCKING JACKSONNN

    The only consolation is that Eunjung isn't a pedo like him. Is she? I read somewhere in the previous articles that she has a thing for Taeyeon o.O

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  8. Fetishizing sex with injured people is probably up there with that of amputees and dead people and littl kids...

    Because they can't resist lmao

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  9. Eunjung is tired. She wants to sleep. But she can't. She is dimly aware through the thick fog of painkillers that her wrists are bound, and with her game leg she is slowly realising that she will not be going anywhere any time soon. She is naked; stark, pink and bare as the day she was born. She remembers nothing. She knows nothing. And she can say nothing: the ball gag on her mouth is pressing gently on her tongue. She shivers involuntarily. Someone is watching. Someone is nearby. Out of the corner of her eye, she can make out the rough repetitions of rapid masturbation.

    "Unf," mutters the anonymous man. It is time to get to work.

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    1. Hyomin is tired. She wants to eat apples. But she cant. She is dimly aware that she is a horse and no one will ever love her. She remembers nothing. She knows nothing. And she can say nothing: Because she has some testicles in her mouth---she just confused apples for testicles.

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    2. Ney! Horse fic! Heehaw!

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    3. So is this like the concept for their next epic MV

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    4. Apple is A

      Horse is H

      Sex is Hyomin

      Unf unf unf

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    5. The anonymous man continues to make the same strange noise as he straddles Eunjung from behind. Eunjung whimpers, unsure of what to expect from such a position - then cries out as his penis enters her anus. Her sphincter muscles clench together reflexively in response to the pain, but it only serves to make the anonymous thrust harder. He likes it: it is so much tighter than her loose cunt. He does it hard and fast to the staccato rhythm of her muffled sobbing and at one point, reaches over to grab her breasts.

      'No one can hear you scream,' he whispers in her ear. Such a lovely girl. He grunted and arched his back, pushing his violation even deeper into the helpless Eunjung. "I love you, Eunjung," he mutters. "I love you so much."

      She gasped and moaned quietly with each successive thrust. The pain and humiliation of having a stranger - not to mention a fat fuck at that - riding her sweet ass was beyond comprehension. Not that there was anything to understand besides the fact that she was getting raped, and how. Struggling was useless. His dead weight pressed against her like a demonic force holding her against the bed; he muttered something unintelligible and she let out a muffled scream as he tried to put a finger in her anus too.

      She had never felt so helpless. So violated. So humiliated. Not even when Jangwoo asked for a blowjob when he thought the cameras weren't rolling. But this, this was something else altogether. The anonymous man had come out of nowhere after she got home and knocked her out before she even knew what was going on. The other members were nowhere to be found: it seemed like he had her all to himself for hours on end now.

      After what seemed like an eternity, she felt the hot gush of semen within her and whimpered as he withdrew the penis. It was covered in shit and cum and he wiped it on her hair. "You liked that, didn't you?" he said. "Let's do that again!"

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    6. What the fuck did I just read

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    7. I'm not big on raping the disabled or bedridden. I prefer more of a fight...presents a challenge. That's the real fun there. Right now I'd probably go with Jiyeon instead. She's not injured, right? Does having only one eye count as a disability?

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    8. There are no more tears nor fears left as Eunjung gags on the warty penis shoved halfway down her throat. Her transformation to cumslut is complete. The anonymous man merely says, "Unf!" and continues to fuck her beautiful face like his life depended on it.

      "Use your teeth, bitch," he snarls. "I can't feel your teeth!" He pulls out of her mouth and slaps her around the head a few times with his junk, sending spit and cum flying in all directions. "Let's try that again," he breathes. "Touch my balls! Touch my fucking balls!"

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    9. WHY EUNJUNG WHYYY

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    10. I just want her panties.

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    11. Is the story over?

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    12. Lame fic. Needs moar Jangwoo

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  10. she's already dead the zombie thing wasn't just a "concept" you know

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    1. Her corpse is falling apart. Need to re-embalm it again

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    2. Death will not keep us apart my eunjung unf

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  11. Didn't she also injure her ankle right before the "Lovey Dovey" promotions started? I'll never understand why these entertainment agencies don't nurse their artists' injuries with more care. Isn't it better and more profitable for everyone if they take time out to fully recover and come back strong and well-rested? Kim Kwan Soo is a fucking retard.

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    1. It was the beginning of their promotions

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  12. Eunjung is a true artist

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  13. anon is on some next level fuckery

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  14. Eunjung stans are like the herpes of the kpop world. They're everywhere

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    1. Their messages are always sexual transmissions.

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    2. The first funny comment I've read from a non-anon in a long while. Give this guy a fucking medal, he looks like he could use one

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  15. 80 something comments? you all are trying way too hard to be the next 6:37

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    1. The only thing in this world i hate more than Sones are nonconformists. Get ur shit togetha and stop acting like you dont fap motherfucker

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    2. I love Boram more than anything else in the world xD

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    3. Damn straight nigga

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  16. Yay! now she can get more then 10 minutes of sleep! all she had to do was BREAK HER LEG.. how sad

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    1. Because she aint gonna get no sleep with me around

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  17. Take care Eunjung. You still sexy with a injured leg and all.

    Comments here have become fanfictions now days...someone give me a sunbyung 'comment'.

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    1. I'm first in line for the movie.

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  18. This sight is fucking sick! PEDOFILES talking about raping on here! PUT THE SIGHT DOWN!

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    1. That's enough internet for one day.

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    2. Maybe we should put Eunjung aside and use IU or Suzy. That'll keep davidfag going

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  19. All you inbred hicks need to stay the fuck away from my Eunjung. Stupid motherfuckers

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  20. I bet she pregnant with Jangwoo child. She need time to recover after went through abortion procedure so they used this lame injured case as an excuse. Maybe after this, we will hear news about Hyomin getting injured after WGM shooting. That time maybe she also will be pregnant with that chinese guy baby or Jiyeon will be the next, after Jangwoo screw her pussy after unsatisfied kissing scene in their musical or she pregnant after fuck one of her co-mate in dream high.

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    1. I never understood why Hyomin got paired with that troll. You have more than a billion people to choose from and you select one that has the highest probability of fathering Douchebag Jrs

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  21. "She had never felt so helpless. So violated. So humiliated. Not even when Jangwoo asked for a blowjob when he thought the cameras weren't rolling." < lol

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