Isnin, 30 Januari 2012

A message to my love...

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Recently, you have all heard me cry and die a little bit on the inside (just joking, I can't cry) upon hearing that Janghyun will momentarily leave Sunny Hill to complete his mandatory 2 year military service.

But before you leave, Jangy, I just have to know...

At what point did you think looking like Brian Joo was a good idea during promotions?

My singing angel, Janghyun


Brian Joo with Tiger JustKidding

What the balls were you thinking. Now you are definitely going to be made fun off in the military.

To the military service people, please be gentle with Janghyun~ Keep his beautiful voice in tact. Don't let him get hurt! He needs to come back and lead Sunny Hill to produce more wonderful music.

You male authors and fanboys just would not understand. You guys do not know what it is like to have a man you love be sent off to the military. None of your female fap-dols get sent for mandatory service for 24 months. ;___;
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  1. 아저씨30 Januari 2012 pada 1:18 PG

    He told me to look after you, and to satisfy your longings and desires.

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    1. uberwow2130 Januari 2012 pada 2:25 PG

      Shin-B is a girl? Wow cool!! Is she pretty? Any pictures for us to galore?

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    2. Tanpa Nama30 Januari 2012 pada 2:25 PG

      Mmf get in line oppa

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    3. Tanpa Nama30 Januari 2012 pada 2:27 PG

      @uberwow

      Shin-B is the divine goddess of lovesex and patron saint of Unf. Now get thee behind me, you heathen scum, and wait in line just like everyone else.

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    4. Tanpa Nama30 Januari 2012 pada 3:44 PG

      'Noonar,' I whispered. 'You're so beautiful.' I'd never met Shin-B before. I didn't even know what she looked like. But it hadn't stopped me from throttling my junk to her. Her - well, I couldn't even be sure Shin-B was female. The site didn't have pictures or gifs of their authors - though it was an open secret that Aurelie was a fat crack whore - and there was absolutely no way of telling who was who. Or what. Rumour had it that David was probably a horse since he enjoyed sex with them every so often, but anyway. Shin-B. Most of the anonfags addressed her affectionately as noona, so unless she was a female horse - fuck, it's not like it even mattered in the first place anyway.

      I took my hand off the joystick for a bit in order to hazard a few guesses. What sort of K-pop star would Shin-B look like? An approximation of sorts, at any rate; if she looked anything like a K-pop star she wouldn't be writing nasty things about them.

      Shinyoung popped into my head at that moment and killed whatever boner I had left. Shin-B, short, fat and ugly as fuck? Hell no. She did have the attitude to match, though. Not many idols were as feisty nor as witty as the variety show host. Hmm. I had a rather awkward conundrum on my hands here, and each successive mental image of Shinyoung clad in the Troublemaker outfit was making it worse.

      Troublemaker. HyunA. The lass wasn't a looker, not by a long shot, but she certainly did have the moves, the curves and the come-hither biatchitude that had creamed so many teenage boys' pants. It was a perfect fit. Shin-B was HyunA. My bubble popped, and with that in mind I got an extra box of Kleenex ready as I prepared to meet my dearest noona.

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    5. Tanpa Nama30 Januari 2012 pada 6:13 PG

      I will pay good money for a sexfic feat. David

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    6. Tanpa Nama30 Januari 2012 pada 7:26 PG

      Hey assholes, get in line. That shit's mine. Hey Shin-Baby, I'll take care of you in his absence. Even after the 2 years...

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    7. Shinbi30 Januari 2012 pada 7:34 PG

      @ 아저씨: Aww Jagiya~ How considerate of you. Thank you~ <3

      @ uberwow21: Indeed, I am a girl.

      @ the rest of you anonymous commentors: You are all adorable. Muah~ 쮸쮸쮸

      @ 3:44am: Umm... thank you? How... explicit. Haha. But I mean, you go right ahead writing erotic fanfiction if it makes you happy...

      Hey wait, yeah, why does everyone think I am a noona!? Surely I am younger than some of you boys. Who can I sing E.Via's "Oppa! Can I Do It!?" to?

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    8. Tanpa Nama30 Januari 2012 pada 7:48 PG

      fap

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    9. Tanpa Nama30 Januari 2012 pada 8:27 PG

      noona saranghae <3 will you marry me we will have lots of Shin-B Juniors

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    10. Tanpa Nama30 Januari 2012 pada 8:29 PG

      I would never call my kid anonymous.

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    11. Tanpa Nama30 Januari 2012 pada 8:32 PG

      They'll have Shinonymous babies. The next big idol in Korea.

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    12. Tanpa Nama30 Januari 2012 pada 2:19 PTG

      Shin-B-dongsaeng, you can call me oppa any day.

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    13. Tanpa Nama30 Januari 2012 pada 6:55 PTG

      Shin-B was HyunA

      So the legends are true

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    14. Shinonymous30 Januari 2012 pada 7:02 PTG

      I never knew my mother.

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    15. Tanpa Nama30 Januari 2012 pada 9:55 PTG

      @Shinonymous

      Life is a sexually transmitted disease, bro.

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  2. timchan30 Januari 2012 pada 1:55 PG

    I think Sunny Hill's got a couple of hot chicks,just don't know their names.

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  3. Tanpa Nama30 Januari 2012 pada 2:28 PG

    But I only came here to see Hwayoung's nipples...

    Shin-B noona don't disappoint plz

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  4. Tanpa Nama30 Januari 2012 pada 2:29 PG

    NOONA DO U WEAR BRA????

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    1. Tanpa Nama30 Januari 2012 pada 8:26 PG

      There's only one way to find out.

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    2. Tanpa Nama30 Januari 2012 pada 8:33 PG

      DIBS me first!!!11!

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    3. Tanpa Nama30 Januari 2012 pada 7:02 PTG

      Looks like we have to take matters into our own hands

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  5. CombatBaby30 Januari 2012 pada 2:44 PG

    All the female authors on this site are apparently quite good looking. Besides David.

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    1. Tanpa Nama30 Januari 2012 pada 3:21 PG

      Pics or gtfo

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    2. Tanpa Nama30 Januari 2012 pada 3:26 PG

      The hippo still owes us a pic of its sister

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    3. Suckmydee.30 Januari 2012 pada 6:57 PG

      David is sexyyy.

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    4. Tanpa Nama30 Januari 2012 pada 8:42 PG

      The Borat face makes it a legit statement

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  6. Tanpa Nama30 Januari 2012 pada 3:20 PG

    Today I showed my mother a picture of Park Jiyeon,

    My mother said, 'What is wrong with her eyes?'

    So I made sure Park Jiyeon was the last thing she ever saw.

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    1. Tanpa Nama30 Januari 2012 pada 12:03 PTG

      My mom watched God of Study on TV and since everyone in that drama is butt ugly, she told me she thought Jiyeon was pretty. ;_;

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    2. Tanpa Nama30 Januari 2012 pada 6:48 PTG

      Is your mom hot?

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    3. Tanpa Nama31 Januari 2012 pada 2:43 PTG

      I'VE FUCKED YOUR MOM









      LOTS OF LOVE
      DAD
      XXX

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  7. Tanpa Nama30 Januari 2012 pada 4:22 PG

    Brian and Janghyun are probably fucking!

    But I'm sure you wouldn't mind.

    Delusional fangirls always ship yaoi.

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  8. Tanpa Nama30 Januari 2012 pada 4:22 PG

    Janghyun is gonna get raped everyday in the army ahehehe

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  9. Tanpa Nama30 Januari 2012 pada 4:57 PG

    How dare u say I don't understand

    My Eunjung broke her legs

    NIGGA

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  10. uberwow2130 Januari 2012 pada 5:31 PG

    To my lovely Shin-B

    Have no fear babe. I'm sure the military will take excellent care on your oppa Janghyun and he will definitely be safe in the military, provided he do not bend down to pick up any soap bars that is. Well even if he do pick up the soap, it's only his anal that will lost the virgin.

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    1. Shinbi30 Januari 2012 pada 7:22 PG

      If he does drop the soap, then there will definitely be a Midnight Circus in the shower. So he better Pray that he will be okay.

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    2. Tanpa Nama30 Januari 2012 pada 8:39 PG

      @ ShinB: ROFLMAO

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    3. Tanpa Nama30 Januari 2012 pada 9:32 PG

      to shin-b: I see what you did there.

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  11. Tanpa Nama30 Januari 2012 pada 6:38 PG

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZO7-QJGVdM4

    relevant. guess which one is janghyun

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0DJoQgRIs0

    also relevant.

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  12. Tanpa Nama30 Januari 2012 pada 7:13 PG

    Heads will roll if he'll lose his effing cute chubby cheeks.

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  13. Tanpa Nama30 Januari 2012 pada 7:20 PG

    Why would you wanna look like BJ? Eww.

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  14. Tanpa Nama30 Januari 2012 pada 8:19 PG

    The Great Anon To-Do List

    1. Tell AKF he is a nigger

    2. Have sex with Shin-B noona

    3. Get that hippo's sister

    4. Totally destroy the timchanfag

    5. Suzy is a whore

    6. Fap to 637

    7. JIYEON

    8. More sex with Shin-B

    9. Find out if the other authors are female

    10. LIKE MY COMMENT AND JIYEON WILL MAGICALLY APPEAR ON UR SCREEN

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    1. Tanpa Nama30 Januari 2012 pada 8:25 PG

      No Jiyeon. Fucking liar.

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    2. Tanpa Nama30 Januari 2012 pada 8:28 PG

      #2 and #8

      Where does the queue start

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    3. Tanpa Nama30 Januari 2012 pada 8:34 PG

      ^ Hey, right behind me.

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    4. Tanpa Nama30 Januari 2012 pada 8:43 PG

      U FUCKING LIAR

      GO SUCK BEIBERS DICK

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    5. timchan30 Januari 2012 pada 11:08 PG

      #4 lol, #2 and #8, does anyone have a pic of Shin-B? Is she hot?

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    6. Tanpa Nama30 Januari 2012 pada 12:34 PTG

      you forgot 11. Leave and never come back

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    7. Tanpa Nama30 Januari 2012 pada 6:47 PTG

      It's @timchan! I thought we were supposed to burn down his house and rape his dog. We will spare you the horror if you can show us some Jiyeon nipples.

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    8. Shinbi30 Januari 2012 pada 6:59 PTG

      Oh, what an honour. I'm on that list, twice.

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    9. Tanpa Nama31 Januari 2012 pada 7:59 PG

      That doesn't mean we can't have you more than twice, noona. I've dreamed about this for a very, very long time. It's been driving me insane. I want to whisper naughty things in your ear; I want to taste that animal scent of your musk on my lips; I want to hear you tell me in that sweet, dark dulcet voice that you want more. More. I don't know who you are. I don't even know your name. But I can only imagine that lithe, nubile frame is no mere fantasy: those large liquids eyes in which I lose myself; those red, dangerous lips that promise the ambrosia of the gods with a mere kiss; the clear, smooth skin of an angel, so delicate and so responsive to each new sensation; the ultimate heaven on earth between those long, slender legs. I worship you, noona. I spill my seed in sacrifice before your holy texts; every word from you brings me closer to orgasmic completion. A nirvana that needs no physical manifestation of the promises that only your divine form could make: it is to my credit, should you ever choose to do so. I am unworthy in my unbridled lust. I yearn - I desire - I dream of you with a ferocity that consumes my every waking thought. Shin-B. I love you, and I don't know how to tell you otherwise. I love you.

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    10. Shinbi31 Januari 2012 pada 7:24 PTG

      ^ Oh my... Umm. Thank you. I heart you too. o___o"

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  15. Nikita30 Januari 2012 pada 8:19 PG

    Shin-b unni! I feel with you. my sj-oppas have to take care when they pick up the soap, too.

    I guess, some of them wouldnt really mind, though.

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    1. Tanpa Nama30 Januari 2012 pada 8:25 PG

      > my sj-oppas
      > mfw

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    2. Tanpa Nama30 Januari 2012 pada 8:29 PG

      You're disgusting.

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    3. Tanpa Nama30 Januari 2012 pada 8:46 PG

      1. Ur hideously stupid (Persuade)

      2. Can you please not state the obvious, you inbred piece of shit (Intimidate)

      3. Fap (637 gold)

      4. (Remain silent)

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    4. xiss30 Januari 2012 pada 9:04 PG

      BUT MY SJ OPPARS SO OSM AND DELICATE AND PRESHUSSSS
      HEECHUL OPPAR FLOWER NAMJA WOOYOOO BICCAL NOT RUINED <3


      //I really do like SJ. A bit surprised that heechul survived that two month training camp thing. He looks a lot healthier because he doesn't drink as much as he used to.

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    5. Tanpa Nama30 Januari 2012 pada 6:46 PTG

      Ur hideously stupid

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    6. Tanpa Nama31 Januari 2012 pada 7:45 PG

      Hay all u non anon peeps can u all stop trolling shits gettin fucked up how the fuck suju??? U dumbass cunt

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    7. Nikita7 Februari 2012 pada 1:57 PTG

      i know, i know. opinions are out of place in here. sorry, guise.

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  16. KyungMi30 Januari 2012 pada 10:05 PG

    Lol I thought I was the only person who stannned janghyun
    And who the fuck would want to look like Brian joo?? Disgusting :/

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  17. Tanpa Nama30 Januari 2012 pada 1:06 PTG

    Move OVER and BRING SNSD BACK!!!

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  18. Tanpa Nama30 Januari 2012 pada 2:30 PTG

    yo wtf is this shit? I thought this forum wasnt allow to have fangirl stupid stuff.

    Fix this shit moderators and delete this stupid post

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  19. Tanpa Nama30 Januari 2012 pada 3:55 PTG

    Shin, I admire you. If I were in your position I'd probably want to cry in a corner for the rest of my existence Dx

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    1. Shinbi30 Januari 2012 pada 7:01 PTG

      If I had feelings and could cry, I would.

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    2. Tanpa Nama31 Januari 2012 pada 7:39 PG

      Noona plz tell me ur not a sexbot like the zakufag unf

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    3. Tanpa Nama31 Januari 2012 pada 8:10 PTG

      She's a Terminator

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  20. Tanpa Nama30 Januari 2012 pada 5:10 PTG

    http://imgur.com/MBpgV

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  21. Tanpa Nama30 Januari 2012 pada 6:18 PTG

    female......Canada...
    Any chance you are from Vancouver? (I just want to make a new fd ^^)

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    1. Shinbi30 Januari 2012 pada 7:06 PTG

      Hi there. Sadly, no, I am not from Hongcouver or Toronto, the only two known places in Canada. I am from a prairie province.

      ... Umm. What is a "new fd"? I am not "hip" and "in" with the current acronym lingo. >___>" (excuse my ignorance)

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    2. craZy31 Januari 2012 pada 7:38 PG

      Finance Director.

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    3. Tanpa Nama31 Januari 2012 pada 7:40 PG

      Fuck Doggie.

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    4. Tanpa Nama31 Januari 2012 pada 7:41 PG

      Fish Dick

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    5. Tanpa Nama31 Januari 2012 pada 7:42 PG

      Fap Dancer

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    6. Tanpa Nama31 Januari 2012 pada 7:42 PG

      Fucking Dickheads, leave her alone

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  22. davidfresh30 Januari 2012 pada 8:03 PTG

    I have Shin-B pics.
    ahuehuehue.

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    1. uberwow2131 Januari 2012 pada 12:24 PG

      I will worship you forever if you share the pics

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    2. Tanpa Nama31 Januari 2012 pada 7:40 PG

      I will sacrifice a firstborn horse in your honor.

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    3. Tanpa Nama31 Januari 2012 pada 7:43 PG

      Davidfag who is that pretty girl in ur pic I would like to get to know her better

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    4. Tanpa Nama31 Januari 2012 pada 9:46 PG

      That's SNSD's Jessica.

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    5. Tanpa Nama31 Januari 2012 pada 4:59 PTG

      Ugh kay nvm.

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  23. craZy31 Januari 2012 pada 4:23 PG

    T3T

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    1. Shinbi31 Januari 2012 pada 3:25 PTG

      Is... is that a kissing face?

      Then:
      Muah~ 쮸쮸쮸

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    2. Tanpa Nama31 Januari 2012 pada 8:07 PTG

      (_)(_)======D

      that's 6 inches of hot, sticky love for my fav author

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    3. Tanpa Nama31 Januari 2012 pada 8:09 PTG

      (___)(___)=====================>

      Bigger, longer and uncut

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  24. Conundrum31 Januari 2012 pada 7:14 PG

    Oh Shin i'm so glad we agree! Sunny Hill won't be the same for the next 2 years.

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    1. Tanpa Nama31 Januari 2012 pada 7:41 PG

      You sound like a girl. Can I see your nipple?

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    2. Tanpa Nama31 Januari 2012 pada 9:49 PG

      You are gonna scare em' all away lol

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    3. Tanpa Nama31 Januari 2012 pada 2:48 PTG

      1) Oh, you angelic beauty... I'm sure the sight of your busom would be like gazing upon the mountains of heaven (Persuade)

      2) SHOW US YER FUCKIN TITS (Intimidate)

      3) Fuck it, I'll just ask your pimp (400 gold)

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    4. Shinbi31 Januari 2012 pada 3:26 PTG

      Yeah I can't imagine what they will produce without him. I guess LOEN Entertainment will have to start hiring song writers/producers for the girls.

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    5. Tanpa Nama31 Januari 2012 pada 8:05 PTG

      Noona are you an Imperial or a Stormcloak? Or do you pray to divine Jiyeon for guidance instead?

      Not gonna judge, just asking. I'm a Jedi! :)

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    6. Tanpa Nama31 Januari 2012 pada 8:08 PTG

      Shin-B's Illusion skill is level 100

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  25. Tanpa Nama31 Januari 2012 pada 4:53 PTG

    Thumbs up if you think noona is better than Jiyeon

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  26. Tanpa Nama31 Januari 2012 pada 5:00 PTG

    Ur hideously stupid

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  27. Tanpa Nama3 Februari 2012 pada 7:59 PG

    I tattooed 'SHIN-B' on my balls

    Just saying

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    1. Tanpa Nama3 Februari 2012 pada 4:40 PTG

      Pics or it didn't happen.

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    2. Tanpa Nama3 Februari 2012 pada 4:49 PTG

      Shin is actually a guy, you gayfags. I'm telling yo momma

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  28. Shinbi3 Februari 2012 pada 4:32 PTG

    Oh my. Well umm thank you. That's the perfect gift.

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  29. Tanpa Nama4 Februari 2012 pada 11:04 PG

    Tiger JustKidding lol

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