The idol selected none other than TEEN TOP's Niel as the
Oh dear God. Really? Him? Seriously? *shudder*
I understand that most of the reader's here for some reason assert that Hyomin looks a bit like a horse (which I do not see at all, but I mean, hey whatever floats your boat), so I assume you all might relish in this little bit of news which now confirms your animal theory.
Also, I do agree that Niel looks like a blobfish (refer to: http://antikpopfangirl.blogspot.com/2011/07/teen-top-releases-new-mv.html), so I honestly cannot see how anyone could find him attractive. Hyomin, you have no standards. She seriously is pulling "a Hyori" (refer to: http://antikpopfangirl.blogspot.com/2011/12/why-wont-anyone-love-me.html for definition).
She then attempts to take back her embarrassing statement by saying, "[his] hairstyle is similar to Eunjung's, so I feel more drawn to you", which is essentially what all boys want to hear a hot girl of their dreams say. "I think you're cute because you look like my best friend kekeke~" (FRIEND-ZONE LEVEL IS OVER 9000 now). She might as well have blatantly asked him to be her gay best friend.
But seriously, Hyomin. Just by being in T-ara, you can probably get almost any guy you would like. So why the balls would you choose Niel? It just boggles my mind that she has such low standards. Fans (mainly pedo-noonas) are loving this moment, commenting things like:
"TEEN TOP-dongsaengs!! You have made it! Idol noona's want you kekeke~ HWAITING!!"
"Niel-dongsaeng~ You have charmed a girl from T-ara AND your band has won on a music program! NEXT IS WORLD DOMINATION MWAHAHA!!!1!"
"When your balls drop, you can finally bang her!"
"Inter-species love is wrong."
"Hyomin thinks THAT thing is cute? There is hope for us uncle fans yet!"
(comments may be slightly fabricated and incoherent due to author laziness and fatigue.)
I would say she was somehow baited and hooked by this little fish with a little bit of charm and apparently some mind altering drugs.
Heh heh, if they had kids, they would make a seahorse!
But you do the same thing. That is my only hope.
BalasPadamshe can't have eunjung so she is grabbing everything that in her mind looks like her??
BalasPadamYou don't have sex with the disabled, bro. What the actual fuck.
Padamisnt he like 12 and she is like 25 or something?
BalasPadamand whats with this super lame excuse that he looks like eunjung?!
i mean, when shes got an atrocious taste in men than she should at least stand by it. in wouldnt mind, though. my taste in men is much more atrocious. okay, at least im not into things that could stem directly from an h.p. lovecraft novel...?
Yeah man have you seen her chinky husband. They gonna rule the world muahahaha
Padamyeah, i have. hes completely meh.
PadamSHIN-B HWAITING! against all those anon's who've been pming you for your (nude) pictures! just ask BlackBelt to kick them in the faces or soemthings
BalasPadamShut up motherfucker I know you asked her for nude pics too
Padamhyomin is a horse? first time i've heard this one.
BalasPadamO-o I don't thin she looks like a horse... but I have heard that a lot... here, IY, forums, blogs, etc
PadamThey only say that about her because they want to ride her barebacked. True story
PadamLOL
PadamYeah I only heard people say that on here. I don't see it, personally. I thought she was beautiful. She's the reason why I looked into T-ara to be honest.
Padamhot girls always like FUGLY men. Honestly, no bullshit, I was at Wal-Mart the other day walking around and suddenly this hot ass women is walking around with her kid. Yeah she was older but she was hot (kid was maybe 3). Suddenly her husband walks over and it's a fucking Mail Man!!!! WTF a mail man can get a hotter chick than I can WTF kill me right now.
BalasPadamAlso Hyomin is hot!!!!!!!! GAWEDAMMIT!
when its a hot mail man...
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BalasPadamYou know what, dude looks like Ken Matsushiro from the anime Yakitate Japan....except with curly hair....scary.
PadamWHAT WAS UR ORIGINAL COMMENT
PadamNIGGA
I want to fuck Hyomin so hard ohhhhhh
Padam^^^Who doesnt clone.
PadamI don't. I'd rather fuck Boram... at least we could get high afterwards.
PadamOFC, Eunjung and Qri are my first choice. ANG!
Hyomin is a horse. Ney.
BalasPadamTruth.
PadamThe only fucking reason Hyomin wants blobfish is because he has the only lips capable of horsing down Hyomin's 13 inch long 17 inch wide dark, slippery penis.
BalasPadamEND. OF. STORY.
Sohee said she likes Teen Top as well recently. maybe you should take pointers instead of dissing him. who's up for a perm?????????
BalasPadamNo one cares what sohee thinks. She's really fug anyway.
PadamHow dare you say that about Sohee
PadamBut teentop really is a bunch of bitchass wannabe niggas. Hyomin noonar im disappoint. Is your chinese husband not giving u enough dick
She's already married to some inbred troll from the nether reaches of the Chinese wastelands. They're only going to have one son and it will be the progenitor of the centaurs.
BalasPadamIt could be worse. Her husband could have been pinoy.
You have something against pinoys??? motherfucker
PadamAre you the pinky who threatened to rape me until I became mentally disabled? I still stand by my original equation
PadamRETARDED > PINOY
NIGGA
The man speaks truth.
PadamRETARDED > PINOY > CHINK > NIGGA > ANONFAG
PadamNot if ANONFAG = PINOY, in which case PINOY is still the lowest common denominator. QED
PadamUpon seeing the news, Sunny angrily slammed her laptop shut. She sat fuming for a few minutes, thoughts like "after all I've done for that bitch, she has the nerve to say this?!" running through her mind. She decided there was only one recourse for this betrayal. Summoning Taeyeon and Jessica, Sunny discussed her plan and their roles in it.
BalasPadam"Yes mistress!" Taeyeon and Jessica squealed delightedly in unison.
Later that day, Taeyeon, using the techniques she learnt during her attempted kidnapping, broke into the T-ara dorm room and dragged Hyomin out towards Jessica's car. She remembered to slug Jiyeon in the jaw for good measure, as her lack of depth perception would make her particularly susceptible to punches.
When Taeyeon and Jessica returned to the Soshi Dorm, Sunny laughed mirthlessly seeing Hyomin bound with a ball gag in her mouth.
"Hyomin, I'mma get Han Joo Sung on your face!" Sunny said. "I just drunk a six pack of Hite, by the way."
Sunny proceeded to squat over Hyomin's face while she was held by Taeyeon and Jessica, revealing that she was wearing no underwear under her skirt. She chuckled as she began to urinate...
Years later, this would be known as the "Sunny pissing on Hyomin's face incident". Why? BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED.
too soon
PadamYou are not the sexfic anon
PadamWae u lie to us oppar
...not exactly the Sunny/Hyomin fic I wanted.
PadamThat was a failfic
PadamBet you a bunch of ugly people run this blog, just saying.
BalasPadamYou must not have met my Shin-B noonar yet. If you think Hyomin is beyond godlike sex unf fuck, you need to think again.
PadamAnd by the way, you are probably some ugly inbred illiterate motherfucking pinoy who has a fake Korean name and lurks on 6theory in the hopes of sucking Johnny Noh's dick in return for some naked pics of SNSD. No offence meant, of course.
Oh hyomin u sexy cunt
PadamNo, 9:33, i wasn't referring to Hyomin.
Padambtw, not pinoy and I don't have a "fake" korean name.
What kind of dumbass admits to being ugly, illiterate, inbred (and a mother fucker at that) who lurks on 6theory in the hope of doing unmentionable things lmao
Padamfuck you anonfag, what sorts of unmentionable things could you possibly do by lurking on 6fags?
PadamIt doesn't matter. You're still an ugly illiterate inbred motherfucker.
PadamYes, I fuck animals
BalasPadamYes, I fuck Horses
Yes, I'd fuck Hyomin
No, I won't fuck Boram
David? Is that you?
PadamYou can fuck yourself
PadamWAE U NO FUCK BORAM UNNIR
PadamNIGGA
Boram = Fake Loli ?
PadamNot fake. She doesn't even need to try.
PadamBoram is a TARP!
PadamI will like to fist fuck Hyomin since she's into beastility.
BalasPadamEunjung/Hyomin
BalasPadamsex anon, please
But Eunjung's not even featured in the article, thought Hyomin. Personally, she didn't like Niel - at all - but those damned people were so hungry for a soundbite that she gave them the first person she could think of off the top of her head. At that moment, with the cameras rolling and eager eyes watching her, all she could think of was Eunjung.
PadamEunjung. She missed Eunjung. Eunjung curling up next to her between the sheets, wearing that huge shit-eating grin like she always did before they made love; Eunjung playing with her hair and tying the weirdest knots while whispering in her ear that she'd thought naughty things about her the night before; Eunjung walking around the house naked just because she could, and planting herself on her lap as she watched old Winter Sonata reruns; Eunjung blowing bubbles at her in the bath and soaping her in places that tickled, that made her squeal, that made her love that totally crazy but absolutely sexy girl just a little more each time.
Eunjung. Her breasts pressed against her as she devoured her from the inside out; she tasted her sex and kissed those soft, brown nipples, listening to her lover exhale in anticipation of the climax that she'd repeatedly teased her with. Hyomin, she whispered. Do you love me? But she did not have the heart to answer, and she said nothing. Eunjung sighed softly and licked her ear. It was a love that could not be spoken of; a love so verboten that it could not and must not be named, she thought. How can I tell you that it must not be so, she wondered. It will not last forever. We will not always be T-ara, and we will never be like this ever again. Ever. But Eunjung rolled over and banished all further thoughts with a single kiss, and as she tasted herself on those full, sweet lips she wanted nothing more than to love her unto world without end.
Eunjung. I can hardly walk, she said. She smiled and kissed her hands. We never go anywhere anyway.
And there were no more words to be said as she closed the door behind her.
Are you by any chance a published author
Padam2:29 you are either the greatest pervert or the most talented author I have ever encountered on the internet.
PadamI need moar plz
PadamNot enuff golden showers TBH.
PadamI love you 2:29! Please give me MORE!
Padam2:29 you are the only reason why I visit this blog now PLZ TELL ME WHICH ARTICLES U COMMENT ON!!!
PadamThe last time I jizzed my pants from so much text was back when Aurelie shat out that article. NOTHING CUMS CLOSE TO DIS
PadamHormin is a whore.
BalasPadamSO BRAVE
PadamHow dare you!
PadamTruth. Ney.
Padamtimchan is a fag. Established circa by name.
PadamNo, Hyomin is a famewhore.
PadamAlso, a horse.
Yes timchan is most definitely a fag. All in favour of this statement please like my comment
Padamthe timchanfag!!! what a rare sighting
Padamhello anonfags, miss me here?
PadamI also think Hyomin looks slightly horse-ish mainly because she looks like Jessica but now her nose is disappearing and it's sad, she looks more like MJ.
BalasPadamIt doesn't matter. Hyomin still loves you all the same. She has forgiven your sins, O ye of little faith; she has seen fit to bless you with her divine grace and love. Hyomin never set out to be pretty. Hyomin never wanted to be fuckable. Hyomin never wanted to be fapped to by prepubescent teenage boys with 2-inch dicks.
PadamShe just wanted to be happy. To sing; to dance; to act; to be everything that makes life so fulfilling and worthwhile for everyone else. But most of all, she just wanted to bang Eunjung's brains out.
^
Padamamen bro
LOL 2:35 hahaha
PadamIs that like from the Gospel of Eunjunf
PadamChapter 2 verse 35
Oh thank God I found someone else who thinks she's got a bit of MJ goin' on with her nose.
Padamwhy does everyone article turn into "the sex life of eunjung" for?
BalasPadam'But you like it, don't you,' purred Eunjung. And as her lips closed around his erect cock, Anon had no choice but to agree.
PadamBecause Eunjung has the best sex life in all of kpop, duh. She's fucking all of your oppas and unnies, UNF!
Padam3:48 I would most certainly agree with Eunjung
PadamIt seems everyone hates pinoy in here ?
BalasPadamanyway, i still think that Pinoy > Chink > Nigga
Pinoy is chink + nigga
PadamNo running away from that one bro
What is Pinoy?
PadamPinoys are the greatest race of people to have inhabited the earth. Their culture, language and religion were widely adopted and imitated by many lesser races. At one point they fought the Elder Gods in a titanic struggle and lost, and were thus cursed by the Gods for their audacity.
PadamToday the Pinoys are but a shadow of their former greatness. They listen to K-pop and fap when they aren't doing anything else - which is pretty often - and take part in inane discussions on the purity of their lineage on internet.
It's like you are describing yourself , you stupid pinoy
PadamI have no shame in being a Pinoy. Which part of Greatest Race on Earth did you not understand, you illiterate inbred fag?
PadamThe part when you claimed that Pinoy was once the greatest race ... you stupid mothafucka, when in reality they are one of the most fail race in whole world.
PadamNigga > Pinoy
^ u dumb cunt u actually believe that shit abt the elder gods??? U a fucking pinoy too nigga
PadamDon't put me on the same level as you bitch
PadamSUCK IT UP MOTHERFUCKER
PadamU A DUMBASS BITCH
Chill, guys. Being a Pinoy is actually quite underrated.
PadamCAPS RAGE NOW AREN'T YOU ? STUPID PINOY CUNT
PadamU SAY THAT LIKE IT DOESNT APPLY TO U
PadamSTUPID FAGGOT
anons are anti-pinoy? jealous bitches
PadamI'm not anti-pinoy. He is.
Padamthis is fucking hilarious to read
PadamLOL What the hell is happening to this forum?!?!? I feel sorry for rasicts, nothing but hate in them and ugly outside of them.:D
PadamLOL 04:08 the Elder Gods fuck hahaha laughed so hard. Are you actually a pinoy yourself though
PadamLol this shit is SLAYING me!
PadamFuck you anonfags, this thread is about Hyomin the cam whore, not pinoyfags. No one gives a shit about pinoyfags and they can all fuck themselves up which they are so good of.
BalasPadamGuess no one can argue if the sexfic anon wrote one about Hyomin and a pinoy gangbang
PadamPINOY is above bestiality and they certainly deserve something better than a horse. Hormin and her Chinky husband deserve each other.
PadamStay within the topic please... No OOT
BalasPadamThis aint 6theory u pinoy fuck!!
Padamhttp://i.minus.com/iBXi4vnPrQGFL.gif
PadamOMG they make a good sushi! Unf.
BalasPadamShe didn't 'choose' him. Just said he was cute (admittedly I do understand this at all, my psycho face hyomin has mental problems).
BalasPadamDoesn't matter. She's doing Sunny.
BLOBFISH! I CHOOSE YOU!
PadamWILD SUNNY USED AEGYO!
IT'S NOT VERY EFFECTIVE...
BLOBFISH USED GIANT PENIS OF DOOM 9000!
IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!
HYOMIN USED POKEBALL!
WILD SUNNY WAS CAPTURED!
GIVE A NICKNAME TO SUNNY?
SUNNY WAS RENAMED DEM TITTIES!
POKEDEX DATA WAS ADDED FOR DEM TITTIES.
1 KFC for you.
PadamPinoy this, Pinoy that... being a pinoy is the new "it" thing ?
BalasPadamYou must be new here.
PadamObviously she chose some ugly fuck because she can't rate men because she's a lesbian. Duh.
BalasPadamA BRED BETWEEN A HORSE AND FISH? HM...results?
BalasPadamA Mendelian cross will hypothetically produce the following offspring:
Padam25% Pinoy
25% Fag
25% Anonymous
25% Nigga
Fag is the best possible outcome:
PadamFAG > NIGGA > PINOY = ANONFAG
But godhatesfags.com
PadamAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE THE SEAHORSE COMMENT!!! Very witty!:D I also do not get the Hyomin and horse relation but I do know she is very HOTT!!!:DDDDDDD
BalasPadamWhy, thank you~
PadamShe is, indeed, very hot.
I daresay the Shinbee > Hyomin
PadamShin-B noona has the funniest anons! ngl.
BalasPadamHahaha they most certainly are interesting...
PadamI'm intercoursing noonar
PadamLMAOOOOO this article XD
BalasPadamLMAOOOO this fag XD
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BalasPadam**Does this mean PINOY is the new NIGGA?**
PadamPINOY
Is what I meant to say.
PINOY
not really zakufag. Please take another look at the proven equation:
PadamRETARDED > NIGGA > CHINK > PINOY = ANONFAG
WATS UR ORIGINAL COMMENT
PadamPINOY
Zakufag is a pinoy
PadamSuch a disgrace to his own kind. In their tongue, he is Zakufag
PadamPinoyborn!!!
Zaku are you a girl? You look like Di in your pic. And even though I wanna fuck you, I still have this feeling that you are a Gundam. I mean, lkike , wtf, right? Fucking a damn mechanical robot? More like Mechanical Fetish to me. Unf.
PadamGo Pinoys!
BalasPadamNiggas are the best breaded porkchop.
BalasPadamDIS IS WEST COAST SHIT NIGGAS!! UNF.
BalasPadamHiya folks I still think that the best fucking Pinoy ill bred is a Nigga.
BalasPadamWow no one's here.
BalasPadamIf you're IMBA in what you do, you must be Asian.
BalasPadamAsians are a breed of perfection. IMBA.
BalasPadamPinoys are also good at a lot of things.
BalasPadamsuch as?
PadamLOL
Padam^ yeah they sure are good at that.
PadamI don't see anymore the purpose of this site to pissed off fangirls. It's already turn into site where peoples voice out their sexual frustration, cursing each other and being racist. I MISS THE GOOD OLD DAYS OF THIS BLOG. Recently, there are more than hundreds comment for one article but what I can read only about horse,cyclops, fapping and Nigga VS Pinoy. Most of the comments not really related to the article. It's better if you just set up a large shoutbox so people can cursing each other in that shoutbox.
BalasPadamWhat are you talking about pinoy? I see no racism here and we are as good as dead without fapping. You must be a dead pinoy walking.
PadamSexual frustration, racism and profanities are what make the K-pop world go round. Being polite about it is just putting a nice veneer on what makes it so fucking attractive, you dumb pinoy cunt. Took you long enough.
PadamWe do have a shoutbox on the right hand side of the blog.
PadamBut Kimmy banhammers pinoys.
PadamI ship TedNee (Teddy x SHINee)
BalasPadamGTFO
Padamat least Teddy aint a pinoy, but I kinda ship this for some reason now TedNee FTW!!
PadamUr hideously stupid
PadamThat an article about Hyomin can get 150 comments and one on Hwayoung 200+ means you guys must really like T-ara. Not in the cunty 6theory suppository way, which is good. Me fucking gusta.
BalasPadamWell, this blog was started by two T-ara fans.
PadamEverybody knows you are a soyeon stan. But who's the other one and which Tara girl does he stan?
PadamDavidfresh loves ZE:A's Kwanghee. Beat that.
PadamLets make this article 500+ comments you motherfucking T-ara stans. Go T-ara! Go Hard!
Padam@timchan Antidelusionalkpopfanism likes Qri.
PadamYou could interpret the founding as an indirect response to the overt SNSDfaggishness of the 6theory forums. The only active T-ara thread I could find in there was the fanturd one. But as with everything else, they (and the people here) really fucking hate 2NE1. True artists, after all.
PadamHoly motherfucking shit you guys. You shouldnt even talk like that about Pinoys. They are humans too you know.
BalasPadamI hate racists. Especially the cunt ones.
BalasPadamAnd you ever thought there was such a thing as an "Asian stealth fighter".. WTF.
BalasPadamYou are a true pinoy. Now shut the fuck up.
PadamNIGGA calm your tits down
PadamHyomin's nose looks really fake
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