Jumaat, 6 Julai 2012

Hyoyeon post on craigslist and does well

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I was bored yesterday and probably a little depressed too, so I decided I'd go on Craigslist and post a personal ad (W4M) as Hyoyeon. Since the general consensus on here is that Hyoyeon is dog ugly, I decided I'd strive to make her feel better (if she ever saw this) in an attempt to help her understand that, "even though she is the ugliest member of snsd (that's a pretty easy considering 6/9 are ugly anyways) some men still consider her beautiful and even sexually attractive."



Now, you may ask yourself. Sulli_fag, that is an ugly selca you posted on that Craigslist ad, but I tell you this,  after I posted it I didn't think she looked that bad. This may be because I was tired at night when I posted this causing my eyes to become fuzzy and unclear. Plus, I haven't had sexual intercourse in days--when will SUCKMYDEE ever TWERK dat ass in my face...again. I'm waiting!  Now that I'm looking at the pic again while writing, she looks like a beaten mother whose children have just been abducted by aliens. essh dat face is one only a mother could love.

So now you're asking yourself: How many responses did Hyodog get? The answer is 201 responses from hot and horny males just hoping to devour Hyoyeon's body before it got flagged and deleted. There were even some that offered money (e.g. 150 roses).

Side Note: Apparently Latinos/Mexicans love Hyoyeon....also lots of men with abs post on Craiglist too [obviously fake as fuck]. Oh and for some reason almost every asian dude had to say "I'm Asian" even if they gave me a pic. Da fuq I can see dat, brah!

Now I was going to post funny shit people told me, but I found myself laughing at the pictures sent to Hyoyeon for her "consideration" more. The people who responded (if it is really them) are hilarious in my opinion. So here we have some of the best pics sent to Hyoyeon via email:

Serious for his bitches

Probably works at Blockbuster.

Black

I don''t even...wtf Dragaons!

His dentures will fall out if he doesn't stop laughing.

THUG LIFE. Hyoyeon never been with a real black be fo.

If Bruce Wayne were fat, ugly, with big ass ears!

Is this a man or woman?

ADORABLE! SERIOUSLY! I'M CRUSHING RIGHT NOW.

Straight up VETERANO!

Da fuq! Too many burritos!Stop eating so much Guacamole.

Love this guy!

MY PERSONAL FAV!

Looks like he has autism!

AKF MEMBER!

Only person who has more swag then him is CL!

TROLLFACE.JPEG

heheheeh

A face within a face..it's like INCEPTION  but instead of dreams it's with faces.

Do i even need to say anything?

FUCK ME HYODOG! FUCK MY MUSTACHE!

THIS GUY LOOKS LIKE A PERVERT! SERIOUS...EWWW RUN HYOYEON RUN!

Another cholo/winner!

I liked his glasses! LOL
So what now!? Hyoyeon the choice is yours! These are some really good looking men who want to meet up with you in the Los Angeles Area! If you are interested please email me and I'll hook you up. Remember, just because people say you are UGLY doesn't mean you actually ARE UGLY. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder! Oh and maybe you just need to date more Mexicans, blacks, or old men. CHEERS and GOD BLESS!




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  1. KTY6 Julai 2012 pada 11:52 PG

    how many dick pics did u get

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  2. U-Know Who Has Man Tits6 Julai 2012 pada 12:07 PTG

    I live in California so there are lots of Latinos and Asians. Jess<Hyo. Jess will always be fugly, at least Hyo can just get a nose job and be done! And qurl plz, u shud use a moar flatering pic.

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    1. sulli_fag6 Julai 2012 pada 3:18 PTG

      jess > hyo

      no way.

      jess can be cute sometimes but the majority of time she looks like a bitch or RECENTLY a PS face.

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    2. Scatter_88mil6 Julai 2012 pada 4:11 PTG

      I'd still take Jess over Plastfany and the majority of Soshi

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    3. U-Know Who Has Man Tits6 Julai 2012 pada 6:16 PTG

      It could be that I don't like horses. If Hyo would jus get a nose job, she would be bootiful. You noodle dicks just don't understand.
      Seohyun>Tiff>Taeg>Sunny>Sooyoung>Yoona>Hyoyeon>Yuri>Jess

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  3. electric-shock6 Julai 2012 pada 12:15 PTG

    You said 6/9 of SNSD is ugly so who are the 3 that you find attractive?

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    1. sulli_fag6 Julai 2012 pada 3:19 PTG

      hi electric shock LOVE YOUR NAME BTW!

      I'd say SOOYOUNG, SEOBABY, and TAENG (sometimes).

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    2. Tanpa Nama7 Julai 2012 pada 4:18 PG

      You my sir, have good taste.

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    3. Unknown7 Julai 2012 pada 12:27 PTG

      I agree sooyound is a wonderful lady. She looks like that girl in amazing spiderman
      So hot!

      Wae no sunny :(

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    4. U-Know Who Has Man Tits7 Julai 2012 pada 3:06 PTG

      No way
      Emma Stone>>>>>>>>>>Sooyoung

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    5. Unknown7 Julai 2012 pada 5:59 PTG

      agreed
      emma stone trumps sooyoung

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    6. Unknown8 Julai 2012 pada 1:56 PG

      Of course. Buts she looks alot alike in amazing spiderman. I almost fap

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    7. U-Know Who Has Man Tits8 Julai 2012 pada 5:06 PG

      Holy shet they both has squarish round face! Omomomomomnngcfdvfdgscs. They lok like Emma=Sooyoung

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    8. Unknown8 Julai 2012 pada 7:52 PG

      Ikr.i almost fap. and i watch it with my family.
      Balls of steels

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    9. Unknown8 Julai 2012 pada 9:23 PG

      its the eyes and hair . thats look the same . IMHO

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    10. Tanpa Nama11 Julai 2012 pada 3:17 PG

      your tastes are terrible because 9/9 are ugly

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  4. Tanpa Nama6 Julai 2012 pada 12:18 PTG

    I'm not surprised most (damn near all of them, the last one is okay...I guess. If he didn't wore the stupid shades) of the guys responded has an equal/lesser attractiveness of what she has. "She's fug too, maybe I might have a chance! :D"

    Fucking epic idea. Imma try Jo Kwon at the m4m, and Taemin at the w4m.<--- see if those desperate fucks can tell or not.

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    1. sulli_fag6 Julai 2012 pada 3:20 PTG

      heheheh yeah. I was originally going to do it with Hwayoung but I figured men would like her. she's pretty IMO.

      But Hyoyeon. I wanted to see what would happen.

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    2. faucet6 Julai 2012 pada 4:27 PTG

      Yeah, cause they posted all the 201 pics. I'm sure every single one of them was hideous.

      Hyoyeon isn't ugly. Jia is though.

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    3. sulli_fag6 Julai 2012 pada 4:45 PTG

      Jia would get more responses I think.

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    4. Tanpa Nama6 Julai 2012 pada 7:58 PTG

      @faucet I meant the ones that we're seeing right now, but who knows, maybe the majority of the 201 responses might be hideous.

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    5. Tanpa Nama6 Julai 2012 pada 8:01 PTG

      Scratch that, most likely they be hideous. It's fucking Craigslist.

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    6. faucet7 Julai 2012 pada 12:49 PG

      Jia would probably get more responses because she looks like a tranny and there's probably a larger group of people who want that on craigslist.

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  5. Minah6 Julai 2012 pada 12:51 PTG

    Why... would her stylist even style her hair like that? I just..... anywho, uh wow... lol

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    1. sulli_fag6 Julai 2012 pada 3:20 PTG

      no idea minah. looks like someone peed on her head.

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    2. SuJunk6 Julai 2012 pada 7:05 PTG

      hyoppa's hair reminds me of facial flap of a bulldog

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  6. Dreams of Kpop6 Julai 2012 pada 1:20 PTG

    My brothas are lookin' good yo!

    Us niggas know how to show a lady a good time, and we always get the girl ;)

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    1. sulli_fag6 Julai 2012 pada 3:21 PTG

      u black?

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    2. Dreams of Kpop6 Julai 2012 pada 4:19 PTG

      Black as a ghetto cat, brotha.

      Us niggas know bitches, yo!

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    3. SuJunk6 Julai 2012 pada 6:08 PTG

      GTFO Aryan-Grease mixie

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    4. Dreams of Kpop7 Julai 2012 pada 5:49 PG

      LOL Nigga!

      U tryin be cool or somethin bitch?

      Go back to lickin your balls, stupid bitch!

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  7. Mina's Nipple Ring6 Julai 2012 pada 3:03 PTG

    So... it's still a 'no', then?

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  8. Unknown6 Julai 2012 pada 3:30 PTG

    Do daesung next please. Muahahah

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    1. sulli_fag6 Julai 2012 pada 3:36 PTG

      rahahaha

      I was thinking of doing amber LOL

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    2. Fariseo6 Julai 2012 pada 4:21 PTG

      lol good idea maybe shindong too

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    3. Unknown6 Julai 2012 pada 4:23 PTG

      And cl. And bom

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    4. orlenge6 Julai 2012 pada 4:35 PTG

      Do amber for m4m, it'll be a blast

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    5. sulli_fag6 Julai 2012 pada 4:45 PTG

      hehehe all good suggestions. I just might!

      I like the idea of amber m4m.

      Actually LOL at BOM!

      Shindong m4m would be funny too.

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    6. U-Know Who Has Man Tits6 Julai 2012 pada 6:09 PTG

      U shud make this Like a series , like shinbi and her question of week.

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    7. SuJunk6 Julai 2012 pada 6:30 PTG

      Plz do JYP for a circlejerk in the woods

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    8. Tanpa Nama6 Julai 2012 pada 8:14 PTG

      Jo Kwon m4m, looking for black guys the most, and CL pre-debut photos on w4m to see who she'd get. Trollololol

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    9. Unknown6 Julai 2012 pada 9:48 PTG

      @man tits

      im also in favour of doingthis weekly

      great job sulli fag
      ur are genius
      a true musician and entertainer
      XDXDXD

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    10. U-Know Who Has Man Tits6 Julai 2012 pada 10:08 PTG

      Sulli_Fag is truest artist who ever lived <3333

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  9. Scatter_88mil6 Julai 2012 pada 4:21 PTG

    Try passing it out with that speciman known as Sohee :)

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    1. sulli_fag6 Julai 2012 pada 4:46 PTG

      I think she's cute. CHIPMUNK FACE! Wouldn't mind her tugging my bologna.

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    2. SuJunk6 Julai 2012 pada 6:07 PTG

      EW NO PLS FOR THE LOVE OF SUPER DADDY

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    3. Scatter_88mil6 Julai 2012 pada 6:46 PTG

      ROFL cute? Oh man I think my eyes just got blasted by Cyclops O.o

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  10. SuJunk6 Julai 2012 pada 6:06 PTG

    I have a few realizations in this post:

    1. Let's do an empirical study: Use Sooyoung next time and compare who garners more responses from black males, thugs, niqqas, watermelons and fried chickens, waffles

    2. ASIAN GUY = instant AKFaG

    3. The 4th guy's dragons are coiling around his nipples to his enjoyment

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    1. sulli_fag6 Julai 2012 pada 6:20 PTG

      rahahahahahahahaahah


      also: sooyoung likes BLACK MAN from what I remember.

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    2. SuJunk6 Julai 2012 pada 6:24 PTG

      BLACK DIQQS

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  11. PearlMilkTea6 Julai 2012 pada 6:11 PTG

    hahaha! i can't... hahaha stop... hahaha laughing hahaha!

    do one of a male idol too... will be looking forward to your post :)

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  12. mybiasbeatsyourbias6 Julai 2012 pada 8:02 PTG

    You should do Shindog,Jo Kwon and Heechul dress in drag next. I would just burst a kidney to see who the fuck would find that attractive

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    1. Tanpa Nama6 Julai 2012 pada 8:35 PTG

      Craigslist is the home and meeting place for the freaks and the creepy crawlers of the night. Well, the craigslist in my city at least is. Besides, Shindong does have the cushion for the pushin', and his name IS ShinDong a.k.a want that dick to be slapping his chin. Kwonnie and Heechul would be like putting two little sheep in a pen full of lions, tigers, and bears.

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    2. Unknown6 Julai 2012 pada 9:49 PTG

      i actually thought HEESICA WAS A GURL!

      damn faggots

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  13. suckstobeyou6 Julai 2012 pada 9:11 PTG

    Ulasan ini telah dialihkan keluar oleh pengarang.

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    1. suckstobeyou6 Julai 2012 pada 9:13 PTG

      ^ignore that shit

      sulli_fag, you have started something beautiful

      I laughed out loud irl and I'm definitely looking forward to seeing more of these. As others have already mentioned, Ambro and Gay Kwon would be good candidates.

      Do it phaggot. And then I might just zuk ur diqq.

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  14. YoWhatsUp6 Julai 2012 pada 10:08 PTG

    OMG DO THIS WITH PARK BOM'S PIC! I wanna see how many people like plastic

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  15. davidfresh6 Julai 2012 pada 11:02 PTG

    Alright this shit was brilliant.

    Also, some of those brothas be RIPPED. Mmmmmm.

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  16. D00D6 Julai 2012 pada 11:24 PTG

    Can someone please put this on akp pretending to be serious. This is like the epitome of akfg

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  17. Unknown7 Julai 2012 pada 1:26 PG

    LOL AT THOSE PICTURES XD
    BEST. ARTICLE. EVER.
    But you should've put a picture of her back in her Gee days before she looked like my piggy bank. That ought to attract more guys for the poor girl *tears*

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    1. U-Know Who Has Man Tits7 Julai 2012 pada 1:59 PG

      OMGEE I GET IT. Hyoyeon looks like piggy bank so she'll be a sugar mama. ICWUDT.

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    2. Unknown7 Julai 2012 pada 7:12 PG

      Ahaha, no. She really does look like my piggy bank.

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    3. U-Know Who Has Man Tits7 Julai 2012 pada 2:05 PTG

      Lol I tried.

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  18. krystal_fag7 Julai 2012 pada 1:42 PG

    HAHA, oh you!

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  19. lumpor7 Julai 2012 pada 2:51 PG

    Sulli_fag, I love you!

    You should do one for Yewon from jewelry, or Hyunseung from beast. While some of us may differ on the attractiveness of items like Sica or Sohee, I'm pretty sure noone here finds the first two I mentioned attractive (since there ain't no burritobears in this blog)

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  20. SuJunk7 Julai 2012 pada 5:52 PG

    OMG BABY YOU THE BADDEST TENTACLE SHEMALE TWINCEST RAPEFEST BITCH EVER. SUCCESS ARTICLE!!! KISSES AND HUGZZZ

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  21. craZy7 Julai 2012 pada 9:59 PG

    Oh good Lord I love you.

    I am so trying this out sometime.

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  22. Suckmydee.7 Julai 2012 pada 12:45 PTG

    'Plus, I haven't had sexual intercourse in days--when will SUCKMYDEE ever TWERK dat ass in my face...again. I'm waiting!' whenever you want senpaisamachan

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  23. Nayeon's Vibrator8 Julai 2012 pada 4:19 PTG

    Do you think anyone would try to hook up with Eunkyo?

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  24. Unknown8 Julai 2012 pada 11:41 PTG

    I like this article, it's funny as hell!
    Except that I don't think that HyoYeon is ugly.
    In fact, she's one of my fav SNSD members.
    Geez, you think YOU'RE PRETTY.
    People nowadays.
    Look at yourselves first!
    But overall though, this article got me laughing my ass off.

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  25. CombatBaby9 Julai 2012 pada 9:48 PTG

    http://forums.allkpop.com/threads/desperate-hyoyeon-is-desperate.13257/

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  26. ramiro0o15 Julai 2012 pada 10:56 PG

    weak haha

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  27. SLW16 Oktober 2012 pada 4:49 PTG

    Uh, Hyoyeon is not dogshit ugly. She is a beautiful exotic women, so fuck you, but despite that this is pretty funny, though i'm not surprised. It's been proven that Hyo Yeon is the most popular member in Europe, and in America, so suck on that!

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