I shit you not, I swear to the Goddess of Fapping that Hyuna (aka Cube's
black hole of talent) has gotten pissed at all the attention A-pink's Eunji has been getting in recent times. And so, Hyuna prayed to the
Goddess of Fapping for 'assistance', eventually gaining bigger boobs.
Pretty sure Hyuna was about as flat as paper all this time but alas, she's
gotten jealous of Eunji's recent successes and the fact that Cube revealed she was only a prototype for making the ultimate future idol
(which is Eunji, who's also 10x more talented) made her all the more determined to settle the score by getting a boob job (or by stealing
Jessica's bras like Yuri did). I don't know if Eunji's got a comparable chest
but hell, for all you sexually deprived fuckers out there enjoy fapping to
Hyuna, fap away.
I'm still looking forward to PhoMinute fans to start shitting big time on
Cube, complaining and getting butthurt that A-Pink and Eunji are getting 'too
much' attention, hence starting a fan war much like how batshit ELFs and Shawols rant on about SM not giving
enough to their imaginary husbands and blaming SNSD for all misfortunes.
I'd believe it.
ReplyDeleteNow its 4nia vs Pink Pandas, what a wondrous time to be a spectator.
ReplyDeleteNew author?? Plz no mediocre articles like frum Shinbi
ReplyDeletescatter? Mediocre? he is beyond that.....he is average....
Deletewell, what can I say....only do.
ReplyDelete*fap fap fap fap fap*
Go back to Di*dem and write t-ara's fanfic, bish!
ReplyDeleteFinished it months ago :P
Deletesince when did scatter write for AKF? o.O
ReplyDeleteif you've been writing for AKF for a while now im so sorry i never noticed XD
and as long as hyuna keeps on slutting it up id fap away....to eunji ....jks id probably still fap to hyuna
That pic just makes me want some JiHyun head.
ReplyDeleteOr maybe it's GaYoon... whatever I'll take the package deal
Deletedas jihyun and ew. would take hyuna any day
Deleteif she had a boob job I think she would have got them G.NA-size
ReplyDeleteThis just looks like Victoria's Secret.
Seriously, there is NO SPACE for boobs in those things.
Da fuq? She has always had nice tits.
ReplyDeleteWhen it comes to fapping, Eunji is sooooooooooooooooo irrelevant. Fck bish wants to steal Hyuna's spotlight huh ?
ReplyDeleteeveryone knows Namjoo is the fapworthy one
Delete"Eunji, who's also 10x more talented"
ReplyDeleteScatter, I hate to break it to you, but 0 times 10 is still 0.
Hahaha
DeleteYah but y=10x.5^x
DeleteEunji? never heard of the bish
ReplyDeleteHyuna with boobs or Hyuna without boobs will still be the star of CUBE.
ReplyDeleteIt's called having a Sex Factor~ :D
i wish i listen to a-pink to know what the fuck you are talking abut but sense i know 4 minute. hyuna tits are all over the place, some times big sometimes those things are on vaca
ReplyDeleteHyuna's bra budget funding increased over the years, is all.
ReplyDeleteScatter knows how to make a good first impression on me:
ReplyDeletePraising Eunji.
Eunji's carrying A Pink on her back. Poor girl.
"aka Cube's black hole of talent"
ReplyDeleteLOL
It's called a push-up bra. They can make A cups look like C cups. They are professionals. It's what they're paid for. Get real xD they wouldn't want to wait through her implant recovery time. They're too cheap. Just sayingg.
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