How Can You Hate on Titties?

Some times I just don't get netizen logic/eyeballs. Especially when their definition of "bagel girl" or "big titties" seems to fluctuate more than Hyosung's cup size these days.

+1 boob joke for Zaku

**There's potentially NSFW pics in the article, so I'm throwing in a page break and a warning for those of you in unsafe areas.**
Ok, please explain to me how can you fap to some itty-bitty titties and call them "voluptuous"?

Article: Taeyeon reveals 'reversal body' surprising bagel girl volume "Sorry we didn't recognize it sooner"

Source: Newsen via Nate

1. [+229, -26] Mr. Journalist, it's not that we didn't recognize it sooner, we knew all along...

2. [+145, -14] Journalist, how much do you get paid for this? -_- I can write stuff like this too T_T

3. [+154, -52] Taeyeon's a cutie

I mean seriously? TAEYEON, SNSD'S Taeyeon, "So Not Stackedshi Dae's" Taeyeon, of all people, a bagel girl? Pls. Not even the most delusional of delusional SONEs could bring themselves to seriously type out the words "Taeyeon," "big," and "titties" in the same sentence (unless "does not have" is in there).

At the same time, how can you not fap to but actually TURN DOWN real titties?

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Article: 'Why...?' Kim Jun Hee poses in front of a urinal in a bikini 'noisy'

Source: Sports Seoul via Nate

1. [+263, -1] What's wrong with her?

2. [+196, -0] Can the next plastic surgery monster come in the room~

3. [+194, -0] Ma'am, this is inappropriate behavior. 

4. [+34, -0] Ugh, she looks so cheap...

5. [+23, -1] On the level of porno...

6. [+20, -1] Representative plastic surgery monster

7. [+19, -0] Her breasts are really so obvious

8. [+16, -0] Looks like this piece of poop knows where she belongs

9. [+14, -0] It's like she's asking for us to kill two birds with one stone in one location~ 

10. [+12, -0] And then she'll come out and cry later about all the hateful replies she gets

What the actual fuck? Firstly, so what if she's taking pictures in the men's restroom and in front of urinals of all things...? Who in their right minds is looking at the urinals in the first place? Get a sense of priority, people!

Secondly, when an actual "bagel girl's" titties are out and proud and in your face, why is the only thought on anyone's minds questioning if they're real boobies or not? Just because most of the nation is used to praising and fapping to women whose wonder bras transform flat washboards into cleavage doesn't mean actually stacked women are augmented. Take a look at Kim Tae Hee or Park Min Young or Kim Sa Rang, THEY've actually got some breast to fill a cup but no one seems to be calling THEM out on fake boobage (or are they?).

Lastly, if you even read the original post carefully, you'll realize that those pictures are part of a magazine spread and NOT selcas. I know Netizenbuzz is just translating what the original article says, but no one else (NB's comment section for one) seems to realize that very simple fact. Retarded photoshoot location aside, ain't nothin' wrong with those photos unless you're some kind of anti-fun anti-fap police.

But like our colleagues at AsianJunkie have mentioned, showing real cleavage/underwear on purpose would make you a filthy slut who crawled out of the depths of Satan's urethra. Oh well, more for the rest of us godless heathens.