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Ok, please explain to me how can you fap to some itty-bitty titties and call them "voluptuous"?
Article: Taeyeon reveals 'reversal body' surprising bagel girl volume "Sorry we didn't recognize it sooner"I mean seriously? TAEYEON, SNSD'S Taeyeon, "So Not Stackedshi Dae's" Taeyeon, of all people, a bagel girl? Pls. Not even the most delusional of delusional SONEs could bring themselves to seriously type out the words "Taeyeon," "big," and "titties" in the same sentence (unless "does not have" is in there).
Source: Newsen via Nate
1. [+229, -26] Mr. Journalist, it's not that we didn't recognize it sooner, we knew all along...
2. [+145, -14] Journalist, how much do you get paid for this? -_- I can write stuff like this too T_T
3. [+154, -52] Taeyeon's a cutie
At the same time, how can you not fap to but actually TURN DOWN real titties?
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Article: 'Why...?' Kim Jun Hee poses in front of a urinal in a bikini 'noisy'What the actual fuck? Firstly, so what if she's taking pictures in the men's restroom and in front of urinals of all things...? Who in their right minds is looking at the urinals in the first place? Get a sense of priority, people!
Source: Sports Seoul via Nate
1. [+263, -1] What's wrong with her?
2. [+196, -0] Can the next plastic surgery monster come in the room~
3. [+194, -0] Ma'am, this is inappropriate behavior.
4. [+34, -0] Ugh, she looks so cheap...
5. [+23, -1] On the level of porno...
6. [+20, -1] Representative plastic surgery monster
7. [+19, -0] Her breasts are really so obvious
8. [+16, -0] Looks like this piece of poop knows where she belongs
9. [+14, -0] It's like she's asking for us to kill two birds with one stone in one location~
10. [+12, -0] And then she'll come out and cry later about all the hateful replies she gets
Secondly, when an actual "bagel girl's" titties are out and proud and in your face, why is the only thought on anyone's minds questioning if they're real boobies or not? Just because most of the nation is used to praising and fapping to women whose wonder bras transform flat washboards into cleavage doesn't mean actually stacked women are augmented. Take a look at Kim Tae Hee or Park Min Young or Kim Sa Rang, THEY've actually got some breast to fill a cup but no one seems to be calling THEM out on fake boobage (or are they?).
Lastly, if you even read the original post carefully, you'll realize that those pictures are part of a magazine spread and NOT selcas. I know Netizenbuzz is just translating what the original article says, but no one else (NB's comment section for one) seems to realize that very simple fact. Retarded photoshoot location aside, ain't nothin' wrong with those photos unless you're some kind of anti-fun anti-fap police.
But like our colleagues at AsianJunkie have mentioned, showing real cleavage/underwear on purpose would make you a filthy slut who crawled out of the depths of Satan's urethra. Oh well, more for the rest of us godless heathens.
I love Taengoo.
ReplyDeleteTaeyeon is perfect. I love her small boobs.
ReplyDeleteNewsen. What else is there to expect? I'd still do Taeyeon though.
ReplyDeleteOlivia Munn, delicious.
ReplyDeleteTaeyeonDaShit.
ReplyDeletePlease bitches.
But no seriously she aint got no tits if it were needed to save her life.
mmmm taeyein riding my island brand
ReplyDeleteKim Jun Hee is a nice lady. She makes my penis smile
ReplyDeleteTae is cute as fuck, eventhough her recent upper lip shit is putting me off.
ReplyDeleteBut I'd give my left, right and middle nut for a race queen.
Itty Bitty Kitty Titties.
ReplyDeleteThey could at least have chosen Sunny out of the bunch, the only one with a semblance of a big chest.
But soshies are so delusional they can convince themselves of anything. I bet several of them are saying that all nine members are so beautiful they could (and should) walk the catwalks of Milan, and that they're such good actors that they should star in ALL movies.
mmmmm taeyeon riding my island brand
ReplyDeleteit's those kind of people that order 3 small sodas instead of one big.
ReplyDelete"Bagel Girl?", people use the dumbest fucking terms.
ReplyDeletewhos next ? DARA? ma gawd netizens...
ReplyDeletewhile boobsgirl like SUNNY get no recognition
and GNA AND BOMS are accused of getting a boobs job
its natural ok! i STUDIED PORN!
Sunny only pretends to have boobs. She's also a push-upperess.
Deletebish PUHLIS
DeleteIt's true, you can look it up on google.
Deletehttp://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0iwds7KoA1r5kuuy.gif
DeleteThat truly is a very clear high-res picture of her tits !
Deleteinb4 horssica
DeleteBagels! Put some peanut butter on dat
ReplyDeleteI would marry Taeyeon without hesitation.
ReplyDeleteOlivia Munn. nice.
ReplyDeleteWhat bothers me is that even in the pictures provided, her tits still look small.
I can hate on small tits and most kpop tits because my tits are all bigger than their tits, though it makes sense since I'm about 10 kilos heavier than what most kpop stars are- i would probably have no tits if I weighed what they did (but then I'd be anorexic)
ReplyDeleteAt least they can be a small weight without looking like complete skeletons, I've always envied that people in the Asian entertainment business can look so thin without being sickly thin. however, as a non azn would look like a skeleton if I were less than 50 kilos. Fuck logic.
DeleteI'm 58 kilos now @ 166/67 cm. I feel and look bloated as fuck (screw what the BMI scale says I look fat) but lately I've been actually trying to get up off my ass and go on walks/jogs with my dog. Hopefully that'll get rid of the fat weight but I doubt it. Also, I ate pizza tonight and yesterday. I really shouldn't eat all this shit. Dinner should consist of a few crackers/miso soup/something low calorie and that's it. And lunch. And every meal.
u-know who has man tits
Delete58kg at 166cm is fine and you know it.
DeleteStop being such an attention-whore.
Netizen fanboys and girls are mad that an idol with actual tits showed up, because just one pair of cans that are actually big, for real, are enough to shatter their a-cup bagel girl fantasies.
ReplyDeleteWhy do kpop fans love an A cup that just slightly bulges out from the ribcage? Because hunger is the best spice.
"Why do kpop fans love an A cup that just slightly bulges out from the ribcage? Because hunger is the best spice."
DeleteOMG. You are jjangbak, +1.
I love my Taeyeon
ReplyDeleteWe love small tits
ReplyDeleteSays no one ever
I love smalls tits that are on my bias but not skanky whores taking bad instagram pics in the men's bathroom...where's the fucking glory hole? You know it isn't to far away
ReplyDeleteeither way the definition of a hot girl is tits on sticks for Asian men,next to finding Olivia Munn attractive. She looks like a hamster, I see no difference http://www.hamster-palace.com/images/hamster-bowl.jpg