Khamis, 11 April 2013

Taeyeon's Cleavage Scares Me (and SONEs)

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Before today, I had no idea that gazing into Taeyeon's cleavage (or lack thereof) was a horrifying experience. We all know she's got the body of a prepubescent girl, so I was kinda surprised her mosquito bites actually had some substance to them.


At first blush, it seems like our good pal Fiddle.se was doing the Lord's Work when he GIF'ed this fancam. Taeyeon + downshirt + jiggly = good shit right? Even though there's no nipslip (or is there?) for you dirty savages, even this amount of the Taeflesh is good enough for a fap or thousand. Nothing to fear.

But then something caught my eye when I tried to make sense of what I was looking at. What in the hell is that black chasm between her left boob and the shirt?


Is it her bony sternum? Is it her tanktop? Is it her bra? Or is it some eldritch portal to some incomprehensible realm where up is blue and right is dicks? I simply could not continue looking at that gif any longer for fear of losing my soul to Taeyeon's anti-cleavage.

The funny thing is, Fiddle.se was attacked by SONEs over the webs because they wanted this gif taken down.


You may think it's just crazy SONEs pulling more bizarre shenanigans to protect Taeyeon's image from some perceived slight, but you're selling them short. Don't get them wrong, Thai SONEs are the true heroes here. No one's loved ones should have to gaze into the impenetrable mindflay that lurks between Taeyeon's "titties." They're just looking out for the good of your continued sanity, man.
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33 ulasan:

  1. Sogambut Boys Projk11 April 2013 pada 1:41 PG

    wtf is that shit!!??

    looks like some part of chtulhu to me...

    or an invisible ahjusshi is fucking her tits with his clo0aking device is still a prototype...

    BalasPadam
  2. RealJW11 April 2013 pada 3:37 PG

    ugh sones and their shit, and what the fuck is this "protecting those we love" shit?

    fangirls never fail to make me lose faith in humanity.

    BalasPadam
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    1. Unknown20 April 2013 pada 6:10 PTG

      ugh haters and their shit

      "fangirls never fail to make me lose faith in humanity."

      ... if you can think a little you'll see how pathetic you are, you're judging someone's life because they're doing what they love/like, but you are wasting time on them, they even make you "lose faith in humanity", wow sthey're so important to you... amazing, now tell who is the pathetic one?

      this also goes to the owner of this page... really amazing!!!! fangirls are way better than some pathetic dude posting shit about others, I CAN'T

      Padam
    2. Tanpa Nama12 Jun 2013 pada 1:25 PTG

      Oh come on.. Some shit like that? Look at yourself first before throw some shit like this to the others! Maybe you always know that you're right doing something like this because not a few who hate k'pop and prefer on your side.. But you never know how You really Are in the eyes of god.. Maybe you just like a piece of shit.. And just remember.. If you say taeyeon Is a bitch.. You never know that you're the real fucking bitch..

      Padam
    3. Time Slug5 Julai 2013 pada 10:03 PG

      Please,can you guys stop insulting each other?? and stop USING SHIT . It's disgusting to me. How many times did you use that word?

      Padam
  3. Taeyeon_Faggosis11 April 2013 pada 4:08 PG

    FCKKKKKK, i gotta stop FAPPING to this

    BalasPadam
  4. SuJunk11 April 2013 pada 7:47 PG

    "Or is it some eldritch portal to some incomprehensible realm where up is blue and right is dicks?"

    That just killed my boner

    BalasPadam
  5. U-Know Who Has Man Tits11 April 2013 pada 9:34 PG

    Tiny tittis equals teeny nipples. I mean, who likes huge ones? Taeyeon has the face of a little boy. But she is still so pretty(no pedo)

    BalasPadam
  6. OrangeDoodle11 April 2013 pada 10:15 PG

    lol looks like one of those chicken cutlet pads that girls use jiggling around. fangirls get more and more embarrassing as time goes by.

    BalasPadam
  7. No11 April 2013 pada 12:41 PTG

    "This content is temporarily unavailable. Please try again later."
    Simply linking to pictures is NEVER a good idea. 404s happen every goddamned time, zaku...


    I don't think Taeyeon is completely flat, but she clearly only has some A cups, which I don't mind.
    I like them bigger better, but the face is the more important part, really.
    Unfortunately she looks very different recently... =/

    BalasPadam
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    1. No11 April 2013 pada 12:50 PTG

      http://fiddle.se/post/47114448903
      Found the gif on based fiddle.

      I now understand what you mean. I guess her black bra/tanktop mix thing is just very tight down there, so it won't get pushed off, like it happened to some other idols, you know... *cough* Hwayoung *cough*.

      Padam
    2. zaku11 April 2013 pada 5:06 PTG

      Fixed it for ya.

      Padam
    3. No12 April 2013 pada 4:10 PG

      Thanks, honey.

      Padam
  8. CombatBaby11 April 2013 pada 4:20 PTG

    OH MY PRECIOUS TAENG BEAR WHAT HAVE YOU DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE

    BalasPadam
  9. Dan11 April 2013 pada 7:56 PTG

    You fuckers are dumb as shit. The skin you see under her left boob is her third boob and the black is the special binding bra she wears to keep it from showing normally.

    BalasPadam
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    1. Jaybait11 April 2013 pada 11:20 PTG

      ^This. Maybe she has several pairs. Maybe she's a werewolf or something.

      Padam
    2. Scatter_88mil12 April 2013 pada 5:12 PG

      I better get my silver bullets ready.

      Padam
    3. Unknown28 Jun 2013 pada 3:10 PG

      You're dumb as shit, no one on earth has 3 boobs, the fuck? ARE YOU A SCIENTIST? HAVE YOU SEEN HER NAKED WITH YOUR OWN EYES? NO. EXACTLY. SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT.

      Padam
  10. Tonedead11 April 2013 pada 8:38 PTG

    Do not see the appeaalllllll

    BalasPadam
  11. KPopRanter12 April 2013 pada 3:00 PG

    Exactly. She's like 24 (25 in Korea) years old.
    They need to chill.

    BalasPadam
  12. Scatter_88mil12 April 2013 pada 5:12 PG

    Small or big, I'd still do her :3

    BalasPadam
  13. Aedea12 April 2013 pada 7:23 PG

    You are so cute, that black thingie is the space she can't fill, it always happens if you wear a bra bigger than your size, it left a space, and since she's bending, its more noticeable

    PD: sorry for my awful english

    BalasPadam
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    1. RoTaryKnight12 April 2013 pada 7:57 PG

      Thats pretty much what it is.

      A cup into a B cup bra? WUT? Its even worst with sport bras since they are stiffer.
      -A man that shops with girls buying bras

      Padam
  14. Tanpa Nama12 April 2013 pada 10:46 PG

    her bra is so much bigger than her boobs aww
    but your cleavage is hotter when you bend over that way all girls naahmeen

    BalasPadam
  15. Tanpa Nama16 April 2013 pada 5:34 PG

    why are thai sones getting so upset it's not like there's much to protect
    get over yourselves xoxo

    BalasPadam
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    1. Unknown28 Jun 2013 pada 3:07 PG

      first of all it's called being respectful,and thai sones never bragged about ANYTHING so when you say 'get over yourselves'...you're basically just saying random shit since you don't have a good enough comment.

      Padam
  16. Anonymous00521 April 2013 pada 8:14 PG

    what's the name of the girl in the background image of this site??

    BalasPadam
  17. Aina Syafiqah4 Jun 2013 pada 4:35 PG

    she's now own fake boobies ykno :3 SO FAKE !!

    BalasPadam
  18. Unknown28 Jun 2013 pada 3:06 PG

    you're such a fucking joke..whoever wrote this article. Exposing and making fun of any female at all is ignorant. YOUR MOTHER GAVE BIRTH TO YOU, YOU SHOULD NEVER DISRESPECT A WOMAN. IF YOU ARE ONE YOURSELF, YOU SERIOUSLY HAVE MENTAL ISSUES. YOU NEED A SLAP ACROSS THE FACE AND SOME MANNERS/MORALS.

    BalasPadam
  19. Silver Crow27 Februari 2016 pada 8:24 PTG

    Its her pants

    BalasPadam
  20. Silver Crow27 Februari 2016 pada 8:24 PTG

    Its her pants

    BalasPadam

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