Ahad, 20 Julai 2014

Breaking News: Sulli Pregnant

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It's no news that Sulli's been getting that good D but when she has been MIA from f(x) promotions, some suspect that it might more than a simple cold.

We at AKF have the real scoop. More after the cut.

This is a 100% genuine photo of the ultrasound from Sulli's latest trip to doctor. Not a cold, but a bouncing baby boy~!

This pregnancy would explain why lately, Sulli has been looking like a dime piece with some righteous titties instead of scaled up toddler.

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We would congratulate the idol-turned-mother but upon seeing the ultrasound, SM has instructed her to, and I quote, “Abort the ungodly abomination. We still have people who fap to your baby face.”

Her compliance with SM’s demands has rendered her unable to drift around stage aimlessly with the rest of her group but she has informed us that she would take the time off to practice her deepthroating skills.
 

19 ulasan:

  1. Kpopalypse20 Julai 2014 pada 5:42 PG

    Phew. I'm not ready to be a father.

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    1. No20 Julai 2014 pada 12:24 PTG

      -sulli_fag

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    2. Kpopalypse21 Julai 2014 pada 12:39 PG

      It's not Sulli_fag's kid - he's using the wrong hole for that.

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    3. sulli_fag23 Julai 2014 pada 8:37 PTG

      True. I only enjoy the butthole...which has no ovaries to impregnate.

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  2. Tanpa Nama20 Julai 2014 pada 6:06 PG

    Ummm dat babies penis tho...

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  3. Mina's Nipple Ring20 Julai 2014 pada 6:21 PG

    Victoria wants some of it too

    in fact Amber's the only one staying away from the penis

    starting to suspect it's not real tbh

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    1. The Duchess20 Julai 2014 pada 6:32 PG

      Amber doesn't want the D because she knows hers is bigger.

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    2. Tanpa Nama20 Julai 2014 pada 7:36 PG

      #TRUTH lol.

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  4. Oppar Didn't Mean It20 Julai 2014 pada 7:49 PG

    That baby's penis... is the dad one of Chuck's MS paint masterpieces?

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  5. ziodonato20 Julai 2014 pada 12:31 PTG

    Brix were shat.

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  6. Unknown20 Julai 2014 pada 6:13 PTG

    i was saying to myself the same thing when i was reading NB this morning. "wouldnt it be funny if it turned out she was preg..."

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  7. Tanpa Nama20 Julai 2014 pada 9:54 PTG

    Hey, little embryo, where are you? Cao ni ma.

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  8. Unknown21 Julai 2014 pada 12:46 PG

    I thought she was seriously pregnant for a minute. It would be funny if an idol did get pregnant.

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    1. Unknown21 Julai 2014 pada 6:24 PTG

      I'm willing to bet that several idols have gotten pregnant over the years, and that their record labels have forced them to get abortions.

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  9. woori_fag22 Julai 2014 pada 6:22 PG

    Rip in pepperonies sulli_fag

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    1. sulli_fag23 Julai 2014 pada 8:39 PTG

      I should just change my name to sojin_fag. At least she still is a virgin and not a future single mother

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