Thursday, February 22, 2018

MIKAMI YUA TO RE-RE-DEBUT AS A KOREAN POP IDOL

Ever since the dawn of KPop, people have wondered "What does this fine-ass chick look like naked?" People would poorly photoshop idol heads onto pornstar bodies, use machine learning to edit idol faces onto porn clips, make lewd gifs, find awkward upskirt angles, or even just use the ol' imagination to get a glimpse of the forbidden UNTIL NOW.



Ex-SKE 48 member and currently active JAV star Mikami Yua is apparently making her debut as a KPop idol in March, and I could not be more excited.

It's not like she has zero singing and dancing experience. After all, she's a former product of the ---48 Factory who debuted Momona Kito as in 2009 and spent about 5 years doing that until she "graduated" in 2014. After about a year contemplating life and figuring shit out, she re-debuted as  
her real name Mikami Yua, JAV starlet. Of course, we all only know about her JAV career from a strictly academic perspective since none of us actually consume that pixellated objectification of women's bodies and misogeny and blahblahblah women's empowerment METOO feminists rule!!

But if you really wanted to partake, her WIKIPEDIA PAGE has a helpful table with release date, title name, and video ID code of her... videography.


Objectively speaking, her debut's  P R O B A B L Y  not going to flop because she's got a few things working in her favor:
  • she's got a dedicated fanbase already (She won the Best Newcomer Award in 2016 and the Best Actress award in 2017 from DMM Adult Awards, so not too shabby)
  • she's a decent singer
  • she's a decent dancer (WHO ALSO HAPPENS TO HAVE A YOUTUBE CHANNEL WHERE SHE'S POSTED DANCE COVERS OF HOT KPOP SINGLES LIKE TWICE'S KNOCK KNOCK OR GFRIEND'S LOVE WHISPER)
  • she's a decent actress (if she can fake an orgasm well enough to make it to the top, she's as good an actress as any)
I'm also reasonably confident your oppars (and maybe some of your unnirs) have jerked out a couple to her JAVs, so I'm sure they're more than happy to see her debut in Korea as a wholesome, family friendly, KPop act your ummas and ahjummahs will love to see busking on the streets. Of course, those stodgy netizens can pretend to be outraged and stupefied all they want but we all know they rubbed plenty out to her work.
1. [+105, -42] ㅋㅋ I wonder what agency she's under, how daring of them to debut an AV actress ㅋ I get that there's money in it but this just feels wrong. An AV actress in the Korean idol industry... that's going to make scandalous headlines

2. [+67, -32] Go Google her name Mikami Yua, all of her images are 19+ rated... I don't think it'll be any good for the Korean idol industry for someone like her to debut with them. She's going to be a negative influence.

3. [+56, -26] This is such a mess

4. [+79, -50] Can we please consider the negative effect this will have on our youth?

5. [+80, -53] Hul, this seems wrong;;; it might even create a catalyst of Korean female idols jumping into AV themselves with the mindset "well if she can do it, I can too"... this just seems crazy

6. [+36, -13] Never in my life did I think I'd see a Japanese AV actress as an idol on my TV, feels wrong

7. [+26, -8] What's the point of a Korean agency picking up someone that even the Japanese no longer want as an idol?

8. [+27, -10] The idol industry is going insane

9. [+22, -8] Idols are stars who are exposed to young children, why would you let an AV actress be one? Are you crazy?

10. [+15, -1] I don't think some of you understand how bad this is because she's an 'AV actress' but she's basically a porn star;;; gross
Let's not try to take any moral highground or play concern troll, or think of the children. Cmon people, if JYP and Twice can make a Japanese line work, pretty much any company can make a JAV idol work. The buzz sells, and the clicks practically click themselves here. It's a match made in heaven!! Anyone hating on this move honestly should just go stream one of her JAVs.

Why is she making a return to the idol world though? Who really knows. Like I said earlier, she trained and successfully debuted in SKE 48 but graduated after 5 years on the Japanese side of the pond. Maybe she just misses the theatre of it all. She IS in a Japanese idol group called the Ebisu Muscats, so she obviously likes being a musical artist/performer if she's going for her 3rd debut as one. It's definitely not for the money since she allegedly makes bank as a JAV starlet:

Adult video (AV) actress Yua Mikami is enjoying her career shift the idol industry to the porn trade, at least when it comes to her monthly pay, reports the Sankei Shimbun (Nov. 21).
In a variety program broadcast on TV Tokyo on November 11, Mikami, who formerly went by the name Momona Kito while as a member of all-girl pop group SKE48, said that her monthly income as an idol “was around that of an office lady or salaryman.” But since making her AV debut last year with “Princess Peach,” she makes enough “to buy a used two-bedroom apartment in [Tokyo’s] Setagaya Ward,” said the 23-year-old.
“Mikami is special in that she is from a girl’s group in which fans never have a chance to see the members nude,” says the source. “Her films always rank at the top of the charts, with her appearance fees not negotiated down.” 
And we all know Korean idols don't make jackshit for money, especially as a rookie idol fresh off a debut. Maybe she's parlaying all this into media superstardom. Maybe she's trying to build a Kim Kardashian-esque empire off the back of her literal sex tapes.

It does remains to be seen which daring company took a chance with her, but I sure hope it's a big name one for maximum exposure and maximum funding. I want to see her tearing up the variety scene. I want to see awkward KPop boys come up to her and attempt to greet her before being unable to look her in the eyes knowing they bust a nut (or 10) to her at night. I want to see catty KPop girls try to flex on her, knowing she could not give less of a fuck about it after filming several gangbangs and having people jizz on her face for money. (Allegedly, I have not seen any such JAVs)

I SWEAR IF THEY TURN HER INTO ANOTHER EMPTY SUGARY-SWEET OPPAPOP CUTOUT, I'M GOING TO BE SO MAD!!


NO INNOCENT SCHOOLGIRL LOLITA MATERIAL.


ONLY WACKY COSPLAY ALLOWED.

WHOLESOME FAMILY FUN FOR ALL AGES!!

Follow her on Twitter @yua_mikami and Instagram @yua_mikami to stay up to date on her latest news!

19 comments:

  1. "5. [+80, -53] Hul, this seems wrong;;; it might even create a catalyst of Korean female idols jumping into AV themselves with the mindset "well if she can do it, I can too"... this just seems crazy"

    Oh heaven forbid.

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  2. Her Jav stuff is meh though. then again most Jav stuff is.

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  3. It will be interesting to see how this goes. Hopefully she will be a success.

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  4. when I first heard about the news I got so excited! hope she does well!

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  5. I guess the the questions and rections to her answers on variety programs will be interesting. Imagine her answers to questions what she was doing prior to the debut in kpop. At least she has no reasons to fear sex scandals.

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  6. For maximum effect she should stay active as pornstar while promoting as idol.

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    1. And giving away his new porn dvd to oppar sunbaenim at music shows.

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  7. Many faps were had in tribute of her.
    I hope this doesn't mean she's going to stop being a JAV girl.


    "4. [+79, -50] Can we please consider the negative effect this will have on our youth?"
    Can't fuck up Korea even more. The most fucked up society of first world.

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    1. Yeah, if you ignore all of Europe and most of Asia.

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    2. Sadly I have to confirm, Western Europe is TRULLY FUCKED atm.

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    3. @AKF; I live in a first world country of and strongly believe Korea has the most fucked up society.
      Ahead of USA and whatever you consider the most fucked up.

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    4. Sweden and Germany are easily more fucked up. Any country that willingly oversees the genocide of its own people by importing millions of Muslims who have zero intention of integrating into the native society is morally fucked up.

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    5. Problem is they don't just to bring genocide upon their own people,
      they want the same to befall the rest of the European Union.

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  8. I'm talking about the society, not the government.
    I hate Merkel with a passion (though I don't live in Germany), but not so much for letting in immigrants, but for other reasons. And a lot of people in Germany are fed up with her shit and how she handled everything, of course only a minority of her critics are Nazis. Most are average people that know she's a whore to the USA and banks.

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    1. Uh... obviously meant for the previous comments.

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    2. But the people elect the government officials, and this is like Merkel's fourth term, so the German people are complicit in their own genocide. That is fucked up.

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    3. "The German people", don't make me laugh, man.
      Germany has about 82 million people, of which 61.5 million were eligible for voting.
      About 76.2% went to vote, which makes about 47 million voters.
      CDU, Merkel's party, got about 33% of the votes, which makes it 15.5 million, or ~19% of the people living in Germany.
      That 33% is also down more than 8% over the last vote, many people are unhappy with her and that 1/5th of the people there are not "the German people" as a whole at all. The parties in Germany are more splintered than in quite some time.
      Merkel is a whore to the banks and big industries, which means she has massive support from those lobbies.

      What I can say is, now more than ever, am I happy I'm not German and have to live there.

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