tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1104650668609735792.post7164989346367418540..comments2024-03-04T04:35:00.320-08:00Comments on Anti Kpop-Fangirl: Your bias gets INFINITE amounts of pussyNayeon's Vibratorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00084865239924176871noreply@blogger.comBlogger53125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1104650668609735792.post-77039988462256676802013-09-12T09:49:13.708-07:002013-09-12T09:49:13.708-07:00Okay. Now the sexist (for both sexes) and misogyn...Okay. Now the sexist (for both sexes) and misogynistic American shit got too far. Not on my favorites anymore lol.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1104650668609735792.post-59822050682149092122013-08-28T20:53:13.783-07:002013-08-28T20:53:13.783-07:00Vice are always questionable, and tend to slant wh...Vice are always questionable, and tend to slant whatever they cover in the most "OMG guys you won't believe this" way possible (I'll never forget when they did a whole magazine issue on my Dad's old hometown Coober Pedy - they actually made it seem almost interesting), but the film is largely irrelevant to what I'm on about anyway apart from that one section.Kpopalypsehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16485316114199989423noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1104650668609735792.post-63171009194026647602013-08-28T19:42:28.484-07:002013-08-28T19:42:28.484-07:00^lieks
Omfg unnir best fic ever sequel plz sequel...^lieks<br /><br />Omfg unnir best fic ever sequel plz sequel plz it was perf greasybyuntaehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07578001004281079764noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1104650668609735792.post-90039973012127929412013-08-28T17:12:49.534-07:002013-08-28T17:12:49.534-07:00liek dis if u crei evertimliek dis if u crei evertim364Leinadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08625677684919811303noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1104650668609735792.post-82342917028601515642013-08-28T12:30:19.801-07:002013-08-28T12:30:19.801-07:00as the kiss deepened, you felt his hands explore y...as the kiss deepened, you felt his hands explore your body; the curve of your waist, the tips of your fingers, the length of your hair, before finally settling on your thighs, where he ran the fingers of one hand up and down, while the other came closer and closer to the zip of your shorts. the new you wasn't fucking around either; you grabbed his hair with one hand and went for his belt with the other, unbuckling it with an ease you didn't know you could pull off. you trailed kisses down his neck before going back up to his mouth, as you felt an erection slowly grow beneath his clothes. you sucked on his collarbone and played with the neck of his tee before he finally raised himself up a little and took his jeans and underwear to his knees. you were still stroking his penis as you pulled away from a quick kiss and looked straight at him before running your hands over your chest a few times, making how hard your nipples were obvious for him to see. he seemed to have no reaction, so you best over and started trailing kisses near his thighs, the bones in his hips, and finally you went down to his testicles and licked all the way from there to the tip. he threw his head back and you slowly massaged him as you circled your tongue just below the tip of his penis. he moaned the slightest bit and you switched to taking deliberate, shy licks of the tip. he used his hand to push your head down and you started doing what you were meant to, swallowing the length of his penis while using your hand to play with his testicles, looking straight into his eyes as he pushed your head further and harder down, his hand holding all of your hair tightly back. you make low humming sounds that became slowly higher as he got closer and closer, and suddenly there was a tasteless fluid in your mouth. you usually hated to, but you decided that just this once it would be alright to swallow; to get him closer, you went faster and faster while keeping one hand cupped with a little pressure at the base so that the blood would flow faster. he pushed you off and came mostly on your chin and mouth, and a little on your neck, leaning back and absently throwing you a box of tissues that you cleaned yourself up with hurriedly<br /><br />'leave' he said, rolling his eyes to look at you as he slowly pulled his pants back up<br /><br />'what?'<br /><br />'uhh..manager'<br /><br />'but-' but we were going to have a fairytale. but we are in <i>love</i>; you're in love with me. but we were going to have three children. 'but we didn't even fuck!' it came out as more of a scream and he sighed as he opened the door and ushered you out. you fell out of the car and he said 'bye...' and his nose crinkled a little<br /><br />'______' he forced a smile and closed the door. you were so enraged that you started banging at the windows screaming his name 'HOYAAA! HOYAAAAAAAA' and you were so loud that you didn't even hear the manager run up to you and throw you away from the car<br /><br />'get away before we run over you!' you suddenly realized what this looked like to him and you made an attempt to look civilized, despite your disheveled appearance<br /><br />'no, you don't understand, see-'<br /><br />'you want to have his children? you think you're going to marry him? i've heard it all before-move out or i call the security, honey, and they're going to charge you with trespassing - i saw what they did to these girls near the hotel rooms' and there was a kind of concerned apathy in his tone that made you believe him. you looked through the tinted windows at hoya, but he was choosing what to listen to on his itouch. the manager got in the car as quickly as he could and they drove out of your sight. <br /><br />you couldn't help but think that you should've just fucking been on time and gone home.<br /><br />-x-<br /><br />okay guys you're welcome i feel disgustingAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1104650668609735792.post-43492123110803502022013-08-28T12:30:09.324-07:002013-08-28T12:30:09.324-07:00ohh sor my tumblr is bawdylair.tumblr.com
oh and ...ohh sor my tumblr is bawdylair.tumblr.com<br /><br />oh and i think it's just about 12am in la; happy mlk day peeps yayyy holiday<br /><br /><br /><br />-x-<br /><br /><br /><i>he's here.<br /><br />he's here<br /><br />he's here<br /><br />i'm going to throw up</i><br /><br />suddenly, the stalker-fans that you had reblogged countless hate-posts about on tumblr didn't seem so crazy; for one moment, the love of your life within your reach, his hair flat down, a backpack in his hands, a small, cheeky grin playing at his lips.<br /><br />snap back to reality and he was looking at your face, eyebrows raised slightly at the awkward silence<br /><br />'my name is _______' and he laughed. someone seemed to be making their way downstairs, so he blocked their view of you and spoke to the guy you recognized as the english-speaking manager<br /><br />'uhh sorry...forgot phone...in the room'<br /><br />'oh, no problem, i can go grab it for you; here, sit in the car' and a small <i>clink</i> meant that hoya now had the keys to the car. he got his phone out of his pocket and called a number. every word of his conversation was in rapid korean, but you caught 'sungjong-ah' and 'manager-hyung'. it hit you that he did all this on purpose so he could be alone with you and for a moment basic functions like breathing and making your heart beat seemed to cease. you looked awkwardly at him as he made a smooth entrance into the back of the car and patted the spot next to him gently.<br /><br />'you are...from here?-live here?' he made little roof-hands and his genuine struggle with a foreign language was so overpowering that as you managed a high-pitched giggle, you leaned in a little. realizing almost too late what you were doing, you frozeabout an inch away from his shoulder. he returned your squeaking with a low chuckle and a warm pair of arms pulled you closer to his chest. he was wearing the amount of cologne that was just right, and his shirt was so soft and his body so welcoming that you sunk into it. you felt something fiddle with your hair<br /><br />'i say ho, you say ya. ho-'<br /><br />'ya'<br /><br />'why do you like hoya?' he asked, tracing the letters of his name on your headband, and then the mobius strip-shaped logo that meant so much to you. you had listed on your tumblr so many times why you called lee howon your ultimate bias; the way he covered his mouth with a hand when he laughed sometimes, his cutting sarcasm, his otherwordly diligence and commitment to his work, the way he was friends with his members<br /><br />'because you're sexy' and with that, your eyes widened in surprise at what your mouth seemingly said off its own accord. sure, you had first been drawn to hoya because of his appearance, but his personality and the amount of talent mattered <i>so</i> much more to you. he himself was a little taken aback by the answer as you looked up to see his face lose composure for a nanosecond, and he was on again<br /><br />'i'm sexy?' and you didn't know what to do except just keep looking at him 'you're sexy too'<br /><br />and that was when you died of joy and haha story over, only not quite. he leaned in a little further, and you a little further, and suddenly, his lips were touching yours. <br /><br /><i>don't throw up in his mouth. don't throw up in his mouth</i><br /><br />you felt him suck on your lower lip, then pull away for a second before attacking full force with his hands on either side of your face; you found a side of yourself that even you had not known as you grabbed onto his wrists and your tongues explored each others mouths furiously, stopping only for the slightest bit of air.<br /><br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1104650668609735792.post-84625577220505426852013-08-28T11:55:05.934-07:002013-08-28T11:55:05.934-07:00they didn't just bang, they made a song about ...they didn't just bang, they made a <i>song</i> about itAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1104650668609735792.post-63458542735348593302013-08-28T07:18:20.478-07:002013-08-28T07:18:20.478-07:00((@blue unnir I don't have your tumblr or I...((@blue unnir I don't have your tumblr or I'd probably ask there every second day))greasybyuntaehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07578001004281079764noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1104650668609735792.post-6194235170547446442013-08-28T05:44:20.670-07:002013-08-28T05:44:20.670-07:00i sWEAR I HAD UPDATED THIS YESTERDAY GOD DAMN YOU ...i sWEAR I HAD UPDATED THIS YESTERDAY GOD DAMN YOU COMPUTER I DON'T ACTUALLY SAVE THIS I JUST TYPE IT IN THE COMMENT BOX<br /><br />anyway i'll get to writing it again in a minute but in the meantime, thank for many many khamsa for giving so much sanranghaejuseyo to this fanfic i am so glad that all those years of advanced english paid off like this c':<br /><br />@monii: yoooo that banner is tight man i lol'd at 'how can oppa do this to me'<br />@byuntae: lolnO not making an aff that site is so ugg but if you're ever in the mood for a laugh ask on my tumblr and ye shall receive chinguAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1104650668609735792.post-24347485851530730682013-08-28T00:41:27.776-07:002013-08-28T00:41:27.776-07:00i hate that vice "exposé"i hate that vice "exposé"Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10885582279066462537noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1104650668609735792.post-11245784261594371232013-08-27T03:16:29.235-07:002013-08-27T03:16:29.235-07:00This comment has been removed by the author.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1104650668609735792.post-89376286421979215442013-08-26T23:16:27.096-07:002013-08-26T23:16:27.096-07:00The majority of the celebs secrets thread was bull...The majority of the celebs secrets thread was bullcrap so if it contained that I'm impressedgreasybyuntaehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07578001004281079764noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1104650668609735792.post-91707124354161270862013-08-26T23:15:21.197-07:002013-08-26T23:15:21.197-07:00Damn koreaboos are getting better with their roman...Damn koreaboos are getting better with their romanized korean. <br /><br />I mean eonjena saranghae oppargreasybyuntaehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07578001004281079764noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1104650668609735792.post-41667858154874718372013-08-26T08:43:04.829-07:002013-08-26T08:43:04.829-07:00update it sooon pleeaaaaseeeeeeupdate it sooon pleeaaaaseeeeeeAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11670945759610006792noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1104650668609735792.post-50813949160529173542013-08-26T06:57:06.946-07:002013-08-26T06:57:06.946-07:00Wait... an AKP forum post contained actual informa...Wait... an AKP forum post contained actual information?Kpopalypsehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16485316114199989423noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1104650668609735792.post-40459622970756507322013-08-26T00:08:20.648-07:002013-08-26T00:08:20.648-07:00LOL @ the Ice-T quote.
"If women didn't ...LOL @ the Ice-T quote.<br /><br />"If women didn't like criminals, there would be no crime. If a thief knew women wouldn't accept the things he buys with stolen money, he wouldn't steal. The money would be no good."<br /><br />In the words of my elders, "If you need money and you ain't working, guess what you're gonna do? Steal." lmfao XDD Sad, but true. Money makes the world go around. And she ain't saying she a gold digger, but she ain't messing with no broke nigga *do Kanye shoulder lean*<br /><br />Anyway, the sex in the car thing isn't new to me since I found out about that from an akp forum thread entitled "celeb secrets". Hell, I'd do it in the car too, so we can go to Krispy Kreme doughnuts after lolAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06263493076931512328noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1104650668609735792.post-83389661533327498512013-08-25T16:27:10.267-07:002013-08-25T16:27:10.267-07:00You need to make an AFF account this is probably m...You need to make an AFF account this is probably my favorite fanfic evergreasybyuntaehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07578001004281079764noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1104650668609735792.post-52631900597806553042013-08-25T08:56:31.858-07:002013-08-25T08:56:31.858-07:00So Bang Yongguk might have banged Song Jieun, cons...So Bang Yongguk might have banged Song Jieun, considering he posted a picture of her on his Instagram in June with the caption "Blacknight" (which he proceeded to delete later due to Babies raging). Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10558148227117767772noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1104650668609735792.post-50249266070361847352013-08-25T08:50:49.140-07:002013-08-25T08:50:49.140-07:00Every fanfic needs a poster, so I made one for you...Every fanfic needs a poster, so I made one for you : http://i.imgur.com/Gz5wdDH.png<br />kinda half-assed it dun judgeu <br /><br />pls pls pls keep writingAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10558148227117767772noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1104650668609735792.post-36793201775819612402013-08-25T08:17:34.078-07:002013-08-25T08:17:34.078-07:00Oppa, I will buy you V.I.P tickets to a Reece Mast...Oppa, I will buy you V.I.P tickets to a Reece Mastin concert so we can build our yeongwoni sarang ibnida. <3Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10558148227117767772noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1104650668609735792.post-14082562415386132312013-08-25T08:08:51.109-07:002013-08-25T08:08:51.109-07:00'OPPAAAAAAAAAA~!' was the piercing cry tha...'OPPAAAAAAAAAA~!' was the piercing cry that made part of your stroke of amazing luck 'HOWON OPPAAA~!!!'<br /><br />'annyeonghaseyo' you imagine him bowing politely at the writhing mess of female that it took two security guards to hold down. Of course, though, she wasn't alone; two more friends, armed with a DSLR each were making their way to the confused idol. from your vantage point at the doorway, you watched silently as your <i>ultimate fucking bias</i> awkwardly smiled at three middle school students, dressed in a wifebeater and dark jeans. you admired the defined collarbones and the disheveled hair. your lips ghosted his small smile and your fingers waved at the girls in time with his. for a second, it looked like his razor-sharp eyes looked met yours, but you must have imagined it. <br /><br />you thought about how your last boyfriend dumped you eight months ago because you were too involved with the oppas, and it was so worth it, except that citrus pang of loneliness that washed over you as you continued to watch this otherwordly specimen of perfection from your hidey-hole. he was way hotter, anyway. as a manager or two emerged to check up on him, he faced almost directly towards you and you seemed to feel the silkiness of his smiling lips on yours; you could feel his sweaty hair between your fingers, and you could see small beads of sweat rolling down his somewhat tired face.<br /><br /><i>somebody speak some fucking english before i die of boredom</i><br /><br />finally, though, someone who spoke your language said to him through a translator<br />'we have arranged a car; you can leave whenever you want' and hoya rushed back into room 1705 after a few quick bows. the security guards were back now and you knew you had no chance of getting past them right now. you decided that if hoya was going somewhere, it would be best to bide your time near the hotel's cars in the lower basement.<br /><br />it was a long and dark walk downstairs, but the knee-weakening thought of your ideal man made it endurable. there was nobody downstairs yet, so you sat between two cars and the fantasies of lee howon ran wild in your imagination<br /><br />'it's you again' a familiar voice said in accented english, and you looked up to see two eyes like cigarettes burning into yours as they shined with amused disinterestAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1104650668609735792.post-69460602538628909572013-08-25T07:26:25.701-07:002013-08-25T07:26:25.701-07:00i think it was apink that said that groups that pr...i think it was apink that said that groups that promote at the same time often have members datingAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1104650668609735792.post-74182989918519850102013-08-25T04:28:00.193-07:002013-08-25T04:28:00.193-07:00If you're an idol, someone else who is also in...If you're an idol, someone else who is also in the entertainment business is more likely to understand your lifestyle. Also, you meet these people all the time, and you don't really meet anyone else ever, at least not under normal circumstances, so you can never be sure if people outside are "genuine" or not.Kpopalypsehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16485316114199989423noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1104650668609735792.post-15496938120836913372013-08-25T03:47:23.535-07:002013-08-25T03:47:23.535-07:00Nuh-uh ! Taeyeon unnie will only get MY poontang !...Nuh-uh ! Taeyeon unnie will only get MY poontang !<br /><br />I didn't know there is a group called "Infinite", so this article didn't make much sense to me at first. Especially since I have a flash-blocker on my netbook, otherwise sites take forever on this little shit to load.<br />Anyway, I think there's quite some fucking going on between groups, probably because most of them are good looking people (but I can't say for the guys, since they're all various degrees of fug to me). But also because it's just safer for the company to have them bang eachother, than some stranger from outside.<br /><br />I also feel like banging Jessica right now.Nohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04535675034845692079noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1104650668609735792.post-90753715978068607112013-08-24T21:46:47.359-07:002013-08-24T21:46:47.359-07:00Hi ~ MOAR PLS AUTHORNIM LET ME LOVE YOU MAKE PART ...Hi ~ MOAR PLS AUTHORNIM LET ME LOVE YOU MAKE PART 2Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13787983367734928993noreply@blogger.com