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Thursday, July 21, 2011

It's not about the damn wins

FUCK YOUR WINS. Seriously.

I'm tired of a subculture of fans who masturbate when their favorite groups wins an award. You see that shit all over 6theory (and thank God I don't see it on Soompi.) Just God damn it.

I used to enjoy when SNSD, Kara, Secret, T-ara, miss A, etc. got a win on a music show. Idols slave themselves away and a win on a music show allows them to feel relieved that all of their slave work practice time had paid off.

But noooooo. Now on some forums fans are fucking fighting each other with their e-penises as if they were fucking lightsabers.

"OOOHHHHHH FUCK YEAH! GROUP X WON! FUCK YEAH! GO EAT SOME SHIT YOU [insert fanclub name of Group Y] BECAUSE YOUR FUCKING GROUP CANNOT WIN AT ALL BECAUSE THEY FUCKING SUCK. FUUUUUUUUCK YEEEEAAAAHHHHH.

Aside from fansites I don't really bother celebrating when one of my favorite groups wins. I don't want someone to challenge me to an e-penis duel. I don't feel like slapping my e-penis with someone else's e-penis.

16 comments:

  1. lol at e-penis.but true though.

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  2. Damn!I was about to challenge you a e-penis dual.You suck e-balls :-|

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  3. You made me imagine girls with penises arguing about MBLAQ vs B2ST...

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  4. i knew this was coming after t-ara won mnet today. you should see the pissed mblaq fans.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4efoZoQS5xM

    look at some of the comments

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  5. ^ Damn, MBLAQ fangirls are pissed lol.

    I mainly made this article because so many fans are worried that their favorite won't win an award with all the competition currently out. God damn, just be happy they're releasing new music instead.

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  6. I think it's okay, normal, for a fan to celebrate his her idols success. As long there's no comparing ^^
    I like it too, I like saying how happy I am :)

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  7. I dont really give a shit about the awards for the most part. All it shows is how popular a group is during that time, hence I dont give about a groups popularity neither. As long as they make good music that is nice to listen to Wins on awards have no meaning.
    The only timeI enjoy an award winning is when an underrated group comes in and takes the award such as SECRET during their shyboy promotion. I CRIED WITH THEM!!!!! :P

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  8. I mean, the group can win awards and all from popularity, but that doesnt mean a thing when their music just suck fucking ass.

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  9. I like it when I'm with other fans so when I'm like "THEY WON!" with my e-peen they go "ALRIGHT! WOO!" receiving it with their e-vag. It's the way mother internaeture intended.

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  10. Heck yes, this is one of my pet peeves too. That and when (related but diff) fans start panicking and crying and freaking the fuck out when their biases only get #2 on charts and stuff.

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  11. Seriously. Why do people make such a big deal out of these awards. They're given out every single week.

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  12. For me it's the fucking all-kills. People need to understand that if you have a lot of fans who are gonna download your shit you are gonna get an all kill. It's okay to be happy like Miss A got one recently and fans were happy because they lost a lot of support after Breathe (because it wasn't really that good?)but they got a perfect allkill (Whatev the fuck that is) but some batshit 2ne1 fans were saying shit like so 2ne1 has 3. Who gives a fuck. Does it mean shit when yg promotes and pimps the fuck out of them before the song comes out and they have a huge following??? I say this about any group who brags about those daily allkills who have a huge fucking fanclub tbh. It feels more like a cult accomplishment imo. Sorry if it sounds off-topic.

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  13. ^AGREED! all-kill reactions seem WAYYYY more stupid than winning reactions. It already got the point where I don't look at articles that say "all-kill" because it's so short lived and OF COURSE if your group is popular and they're making their comeback after SO FUCKING LONG, they're GONNA GET AN ALL-KILL. it's not so special amongst the bigger groups. lol, BJs are the worst at giving stupid praise for this shit.

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  14. I think its alright for fans to worry over the weekly wins cause if their idols arent succesfull, they might disappear & replaced very fast with all the competition around. But its really annoying sseing the losers bash the winnes, its embarassing for the whole fandom. Normaly all the fandoms are alright but because the insane one,s even though a minority, are the loudest (bashing and humiliating each other on allkpop,soompi, yt, 6th ect.) and so whole fandoms are declared as a bunch of immature kids. Kpop is solely for enjoyment and not going around beeing pissed.

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  15. I think wins are important for up and coming groups. It doesn't mean they have the best song or even a good song. But it is a recognition on their popularity. And for rookies that is probably their first goal to reach.

    If some groups don't get to the upper echelon as in getting a victory or getting close to getting one, they could dissipate.

    It is all in perception. If Secret and Miss A didn't win those awards, they would be perceived as mid-tier, low tier idol groups like 5Dolls and Brave Girls etc. So why does it matter? Their mere existence kind of depends on it.

    I'm hoping groups like ZE:A get blown up for not gaining popularity.

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  16. with this is mind, god forbid if it's true that WONSOKA is putting shit down on SEPTEMBER, it's gonna be HELL i tell ya. shits about to go down. WORLD WAR 2? since WORLD WAR 1 was fought in 2007. if ya know what i mean.

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