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Wednesday, August 8, 2012

uh lah lah lahhh uh lah lah lahhhh or KPOP AND DONUTS

So I've been quite a busy pervert/homosexual this whole month. I haven't been following Kpop much for the past few weeks other than the whole Hwayoung being raped by T-ara stuff. Also, that one Gungdum Style, Gangam Style,  or Gangbang Style  song that came out and everyone is raving about has apparently went viral and even news organization in the US are fapping over it  (I kind of like it too but Japan does weird better).

So here's a kawaii little tale that happened to me this week that is Kpop related

It all starts with donuts...mmmmmmmm



So I walked into some donut shop starving and dehydrated...my balls were sagging low so that's why I knew I was dehydrated. I walked to the counter, ordered something to eat, ate, got up again and ordered some delicious H20. A very hideous looking gal...kind of like this girl below....

WTF IS GOING ON IN THIS SHIT?
...was taking my order. Suddenly I over hear Girls Generation blasting on some young and deliciously sexy teens PC to the right of me sitting at a table. I guess it was the sister (unf unf unf) of the cashier--hanging out at the shop. I thought, "Should I say something? Should I say I know who this is?...yeah why not." I'm fucking sulli_fagosis for crying out loud! So I decided to say I know who they were listening to...

Me: Oh are you listening to Girls' Menstruation Generation?
Cashier: Uh (silently)
Then suddenly:

SERIOUSLY THIS WAS HER REACTION. SONES!
Cashier: You know KPOP?

Me: Umm yeah I'm sulli_fag you stupid fat bitch....ANTIKPOPFANGIRL STUPID STUPID SONE STUPID ELLL RAPE ASS YOU I listen to lots of different music?
Cashier tells virgin sister: He Knows KPOP!
Sister: oh (bitch was too busy looking at SNSD vid for THE BOYS to even give two shits).

Cashier: Do you like 2pm?

Me:

DA FUCK 2PM...WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TO ME NIGGA.
Moments pass...and the sister (seen here)

TASTE MY YAEBA!

...is showing the mother TEH BOYS video again (they also listened to a little of papparazzi). This time showing how much of a sone they were---they were actually forcing their poor mother to memorize all the girls' names.

Sisters: Who's that?
Mom: Yoona
Sister: NO!
MOM: Jessica jessica jessica
Sister: NO BITCH!
Mom: Stephanie!
Sister: Not stephanie you stupid vagina...it's tiffany!
Mom: oh yeah.  (mom just stares at the screen)...ummm Yoona...ummYoona
Sister: (ANNOYED AS FUCK BECAUSE HER MOM DOESN'T KNOW THE NAME).

Give you mom a break bitch is pushing 55 years old and you expect her to know THE POWER OF 9 PENISES!

the poor lady!

I just laughed and walked said, "i'm sulli_fag...OH AND NEVER SAY YOU HEARD OF ME...


.....they'll never believe you." Then made this face!


Then walked out dancing my dick like this:


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43 comments:

  1. UnknownAugust 8, 2012 at 1:32 AM

    Why aren't you a comedian already?

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    1. sunny_fagAugust 9, 2012 at 12:36 PM

      Cuz he aint funny. and he is a faggot?

      Delete
    2. sulli_fagAugust 9, 2012 at 1:09 PM

      LOl


      laughed out loud seriously.

      You stupid homo you are subbed to my blog (wezasianbeznotches). Don't lie, you love my ass...and asshole.

      Delete
  2. UnknownAugust 8, 2012 at 2:04 AM

    Hahahah i love u. Nohomo

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  3. U-Know Who Has Man TitsAugust 8, 2012 at 2:58 AM

    Ha scully suck an egg prz. the younger sis is qt no pedo.

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    1. sunny_fagAugust 9, 2012 at 12:34 PM

      wtf? atleast makes som sense!

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    2. sulli_fagAugust 9, 2012 at 1:11 PM

      get da fuq of my article, niqqa.

      Delete
    3. U-Know Who Has Man TitsAugust 9, 2012 at 2:34 PM

      Srry Sulli oppar, btw i wont be watch ur drama. I dont wanna see Kwanghee :-\

      Delete
  4. FalloutAugust 8, 2012 at 4:03 AM

    What's the deal with Koreans and donut shops? There's 3 donut shops by me and they're all Korean.

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  5. lumporAugust 8, 2012 at 4:19 AM

    Omg I love you Sulli!

    All Sull2ties, vote for Sulli_fag on MNET COUNTDOWN!!! WE'RE AT 3RD PLACE COME ON WE CAN DOWN THIS! LINK HERE: http://www.manhub.com/watch/82276/daddy-takes-cute-18-yo-for-ride-of-his-life/

    GET YOUR ASS OUT OF THE CHAIR AND VOTE!!!

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    1. U-Know Who Has Man TitsAugust 8, 2012 at 10:12 AM

      Dafuq is this? Im afraid to click on it for fear that it will be as bad as Yoochuns pr0n tape

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    2. UnknownAugust 8, 2012 at 12:04 PM

      i think its a gayporn website

      so fierce lumpor!

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    3. sunny_fagAugust 9, 2012 at 12:33 PM

      Faggots

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    4. sulli_fagAugust 9, 2012 at 1:12 PM

      I watched it and fapped on a "my little pony." Is this bad?

      Delete
  6. hoopraAugust 8, 2012 at 9:34 AM

    the birthday gif and vince mcmahon gif had me rolling

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  7. mybiasbeatsyourbiasAugust 8, 2012 at 10:25 AM

    Koreans like donuts because donuts are that fucking awesome. Brings out the pedo fag in all of us

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    1. sulli_fagAugust 9, 2012 at 1:13 PM

      yes...unf...unf...yes it does...unf unf hngggg

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  8. SuJunkAugust 8, 2012 at 11:41 AM

    "Me: Umm yeah I'm sulli_fag you stupid fat bitch....ANTIKPOPFANGIRL STUPID STUPID SONE STUPID ELLL RAPE ASS YOU I listen to lots of different music?"

    ^ LOL

    if the stare you gave her mom is the same as IU's, can I rape you instead? sulli baby i miss you :(

    anyway, mmmm dos donuts :( haven't been eating junk foods for quite a while. but damn that oreo chocolate donut :/

    Nutrition Facts
    Serving Size: 1 donut
    Amount Per Serving:
    Calories from Fat: 190
    Calories: 400%
    Total Fat: 21g / 32% of daily value
    Saturated Fat: 9g / 45% of daily value

    DAFUQ

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  9. TonedeadAugust 8, 2012 at 4:46 PM

    Gundam Style

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  10. The Old WomanAugust 8, 2012 at 8:05 PM

    Firstly, I don't understand why she'd even want her mom to know their names. Unless my mom were somehow in the music industry, I'd feel lame as fuck if my mom listened and fangirled over the same music as I did.

    Secondly, she should give her mom a break. She's getting on in age, the girl's lucky if her mom remembers HER name. Also, why didn't the mother unleash a raging storm of super saiyan menopause pms on her ass?

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  11. kornvictAugust 8, 2012 at 8:37 PM

    damn, iu is fucking cute.

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  12. AKARekzAugust 9, 2012 at 4:13 AM

    i bitch slapped a SONE before... she went all crazy i didn't know what to do and my hand just suddenly flew to her face, i didn't do it, my hand grew a brain. and then my mouth just suddenly said, "FUCK SNSD YOU STOOPIT BISH!" and that's when i got pulled over by the teacher and got suspended for hitting a girl and cursing. a few days later i got off of the suspension and the first i see is that girl again, talking about SNSD and crap to her annoyed friends and a teacher, the same bitch that ratted me out, walked up to the SONE and bitch slapped her too. Teacher then yelled out, "THE FUCK YOU LISTENIN' TO YOU STOOPIP BISH! THIS AMELLIKA!" and then i woke up from my sleep, smiling.

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    1. U-Know Who Has Man TitsAugust 9, 2012 at 5:02 AM

      Sound like something that would happen at an all black school

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    2. sunny_fagAugust 9, 2012 at 12:33 PM

      Fuck you!

      Delete
    3. sulli_fagAugust 9, 2012 at 1:15 PM

      I raped a sone once...just to watch her cry. Then i put a picture of boram on her face and bukkakked the picture.

      Delete
    4. UnknownAugust 10, 2012 at 12:25 AM

      You dont how it feels to have haters
      Always jelly of our accpmplish ments

      They will always be haters when u on top. hahahahah

      Delete
  13. craZyAugust 9, 2012 at 6:10 AM

    Coming across another K-Pop fan in Pakistan may not be so easy, but if I do, I'm keeping my mouth shut.

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  14. sunny_fagAugust 9, 2012 at 12:35 PM

    fuck u bisquit lova!

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  15. sunny_fagAugust 9, 2012 at 12:36 PM

    Dafuq is this article?
    someone pls rigged this guy authority to post!
    fucking waste of space

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