I remember also the time we decided to stick our noses inside one another rectum/shitter. I didn't mind the smell at all. Once, Hiroki farted (silent but deadly) and I willingly let his scent enter my body and voyage up my nostrils and into my mind---causing an elation I had never felt before nor since. I'm not gay...I just loved being with my friends...my bros. Loved holding them, feeling their bodies rub up against mine as I became fully excited. It's funny now, but weird then....I remember when Shinji would rub my ass while I laid on the ground. My penis would rub on the grass and rocks beneath the grass would sometimes cut into my penis and it would bleed---I thought it was jizz.
I miss being 3 and hanging out with my friends. :)
So there's a little game I play while naked in my room and watching Kpop boybands on youtube. It's called "Who's gay and Who isn't?" Basically, I try to guess who is gay in the group and who is straight for my own amusement. I've tried to do this with friends but they (inb4 U have no friends) don't really enjoy the game because they are religious and shit. I know the bible says gay is wrong, but why can't I have friends that will point out who is gay, laugh along with me, and damn to hell instead of religious friends who think everyone should be loved and respected. FUCK THAT!
So now it's time for me to play this game using pics instead of vids. Hope I don't offend your oppars fangirls/boys. <3 sulli_fag...ARE YOUR ASSESS READY. HERE WE GO!
MBLAQ OPPARS!
2pm OPPARS!
BIG BANG OPPARS!
MUSUME OPPARS!
Seeing kpop boy bands (only in passing, I never gaze directly upon them) leads me to believe that all Korean 'men' are gay.
ReplyDeletethe majority look very very gay.
Deletenow to identify the lesbians
ReplyDeleteI'll start.
DeleteGa In -- TOTALLY FUCKING LESBO
All of B.E.G are big lesbians. Miryo is muff diver master. Ga In likes to scissor. Jae is a big fan of toys. And there was a reason Narsha was making cat noises in sixth sense.
Deletelove narshaa...love gain...would love to see them in bed together
DeleteGa-In+Eunjung=twincest
Deleteahahahaha
ReplyDeletei think in bb taeyang is a homophobe tho
cuz his religous and all that
he almost hit seungri and top for trying to kiss him
I think the rest of SHINee (except maybe Onew) are all gay. They could've thought of a better fan-service.
ReplyDeleteBut there's one thing I'm really curious about, why is it a sin to be gay?
There's nothing wrong with homosexuality. But being gay in the closet gives the impression there's something wrong or embarrassing about being gay
DeleteIt's a sin to be gay because the christian god said so... Pretty unfair though seeing he made them homo himself... Fucking gay as hell
DeleteIt's a sin to be gay because the christian god said so... Pretty unfair though seeing he made them homo himself... Fucking gay as hell
DeleteIts ok to be gay so ScullyFagg pl0x cum out
DeleteP.s this is a PSA from Suju oppa abbout being gay: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4g6fHnfPxA&feature=youtube_gdata_player
doesnt muslim and jew god ban ppl from being gay too?
Deletei'm a Muslim in our religion it's not good to be gay like you should accept who you are but at the same time it's forbidden if you bully them or make fun of them you should accept everyone and associate with everyone
Deletemy butthole is religious so it doesn't like anything in it...just out of it
DeleteSo experimenting with petting is the limit?
DeleteTaemin maybe is bi cuz hes married already with a girl
DeleteGoto Maki? lol
ReplyDeleteAHAHAHHAHAA
DeleteHow is Siwon not gay? :o
ReplyDeletehttp://i.imgur.com/CGIol.jpg
Deleteshisus is are religous man okaY!
Deletehe not gay !! its fanservice
Jesus says no
Deletecan u improve ur evidence, i want the truth bout shinee, nuest, bap, 2am, beast, b1a4,all male idol.
ReplyDeleteall of them are gay
Deleterotary is right. they are all gay.
DeleteEven that guy from Nu'est?
DeleteI always knew Chanana oppa wuz gay <3
ReplyDeletemost asians are gay most koreans are gay therefore most kpop idols are raging homosexuals
DeleteKorea is gay. I hate Koreans.
Delete-Jyp oppa
TIL Sulli_fag's childhood self = Sulli_fag's current self
ReplyDeleteur just jealous his article are betta than yours!
DeleteWHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!!!!!
DeleteChange your password, LOL
DeleteLOL @ Goto Maki
ReplyDeleteseriously it's her
DeleteACTUally I've heard humor about Taecyeon beimg gay and this is why JYPE is creating and feeding all these scandals about him. I can't unsee
ReplyDeleteJyp unnie is dating Jessica oppa, no wonder.unnie alway care!! <3<3<3<3
Deleteno jessica belongs to donghae! only donghae! HAESICA FOR LIFE fuck all those haters
DeleteTeen Top likes to fit all of their dicks into Neils gaping blob fish mouth.
ReplyDeletelol @ NIGGA PLEASE
ReplyDeleteit surprised me that you gave Seungho the only straight title in MBLAQ.(while i'm commenting, Thunder is being fucked by Joon somewhere in South Korea)
Taeyeon oppa iz ghai
Deleteshe's probably going down on Tiffanny as we speak
Deleteteayeon vag is a drug for the ages
DeleteLooks like my time to shine.
ReplyDeleteG.O and Siwon are definitely gayer than a disco stick. After all, he hangs out with Taengoo, his lesbian buddy. They talk about who they will seduce and fuck next.
ReplyDeleteI sometimes wonder what female idols are gay or bi
ReplyDeleteDreaming about I hot orgy group lesbo bath party
Hyorin, hyuna,yubin and ns yoonji to guide us something tells me that bitch is gay
I dream about playing with hyorin nipples abd cute plump breast. while hyuna eats her pie as yubin eats my pie and I'm eating ns yoonji pie
Its a fucking pie eating contest. I don't want first place
:O Wae oppa why! POR QUE. TT_TT
DeleteNobodies speak of gay or bi lady idols its all amles
DeleteFucking fanboys are so bias worse than fangirls
I am more than willing to embrace the fact jo kwon or heechul gets butt fuck
If they didn't I would be so shock
I think male idols fall into one of three categories:
ReplyDelete1. Homosexual
2. Bi-sexual/Experimental
3. Gay for Pay - meaning he may not consider himself a butt pirate but he will not hesitate to bend over or suck off anything/anyone that he feels can help advance his career
I don't think there's a single straight male idol anywhere to be found.
I so hope this applies to female idols, lots of #2s for this chica
Deleteinb4 elfstorm
ReplyDeleteSeungho IS pretty straight.
ReplyDeletelol why is Kyuhyun a tranny?
ReplyDeletelol at dumbasses who think just because a guy acts manly is straight
ReplyDeleteRight. Not all gay guys are feminine and obsessed with fashion. lolo
DeleteWheres SNSD? Girls Generation is the Gayest Girl Group in Gay-Pop. half of them are closet fags (*cough*taeyeon*cough*yuri*)
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