Orange Caramel--Lipstick MV (REVIEW)

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Hi. So.

Did anyone see the Orange Caramel video for Lipstick?

So. Like. I did a review for it.

So. Like. If you want. You can click read to read it. But like. If you don’t. then. You don’t really have to. Not like you will die or anything if you never read it.

So click on this shit for more…if not. I will rape your  shit squirter.  Oh that reminds me….Dani is going to be in T-ara soon (but we all hope not). Any of you perverts into lifting  young giraffe legs above your head????? Unf unf unf. Seriously I know you think this giraffe shit  is getting old now…but her legs do look like they belong along side flamingos, giraffes,  or whatever the fuck this animal is. A cow?  

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So let’s get to the Orange Caramel  Lipdick MV. 

I will be 100% honest with you. I don’t like Kara’s music nor do I like Orange Caramel/After  Scat School/ or any other subgroup of AS’ music. For some reason (good music taste maybe), I think their music/vids borders on boring and uncreative, so the majority of the time I'm disinterested. For example, Pandora came out and although I thought they were pretty (NOM NOM GYURI), I couldn’t finish jerking off to the video.---this happens with AS vids too. As far as I remember the only AS vid I  watched all the way through was BANG  (I fapped to most of them in that one---my penis became numb) and probably the After School BLUE song where Uee/Nana is on a  bike and they rape each other in the  Tepees at night—inb4 you tell me it’s red instead of blue and racists----seriously I really don’t care.

Oh yeah. So let’s get to the video.

u already know my answer, honey!  Bonus Points for those who answer this question correctly

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Lipstick Plot:

Rania, Nana, and the other girl are hopelessly infatuated with some effeminate male.  It seems like they are so sexually frustrated by the fact that they will never get to feel his penis and balls deep down inside of their vaginas, tit slot, and anuses that they have to show their frustrations through a game of ping pong. Now, the girls are great at using their hands to maneuver and hit the balls as hard as they can. When balls fly at them, they are able to quickly move their hands up and down and side to side until the ball hits that small tiny board in their hand and explodes with ecstasy---faster and faster. I'm guessing the boards represent the size of their tits and notice the balls are white too… Get it! Jizz is white…the balls are white.. nevermind..

Turns out the male of the story has no interest in fucking the living shit out of these sexy bitches in the girls…instead he's too busy being in the boys locker room doing one of these two things:

fappin'

                                                                             or

smelling kid butts with Sandusky. oh wait they showered first before Sandusky rapped them...so i guess their butts smelled like Suave/Colgate

Now...for some random gif time before I move on:

likes it in the butt

only gives handys

does everything---even lesbianism. Hey IU! Hey Taeyeon!!!

hold on  before i go on further...da fuck is dis mexican in this video...this ain't El Pollo Loco, niqqas!

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The Music:

This is the first time I’ve really liked an OC song. Most of the songs that have come out by them sounds like early 2000’s JPOP, full of  kawaii and aegyo and chocolaty goodness that it almost comes off as fake or forced. Yeah, I may look like I like the pedo/kawaii/prepubescent shit that japan and korea throws at us, but the real truth is…sometimes it’s just too much for me and a bit of a turn off. Plus, I think there really is only a few woman that can pull that off.

Oh crap I was suppose to talk about the music. Yeah, the music is actually very good. I wouldn’t play it for my friends or blast it in my car, but I really enjoy the background noises in the song. The tune is catchy, the girls’ voices are kawaii but not overly done, and I really like this  computer/video game sound that  keeps popping up in the song.  I like this song and I think it’s worth listening to over and over again. I’d tell you about the lyrics, but I don’t speak Korean nor have the desire to. We all know Japan is superior and if I learned Korean, I’d be disowned from my family and have to commit SEPPIKU DESU NE YO. I don't even tell my grandparents that I speak to Koreans let alone listen to KPOP.

One last  thing that bothers me: Every single KPOP girl group vid has to have females pointing to their faces, touching their faces, or gliding their hands by their faces. I tried to count how many times this occurred in the video and I got to 60 before I gave up---that was only half the video. Why do they do this? Any theories? My only guess is that's where they are trying to tell you to squirt your load.

 bye niggas

PS I LOVE YOU!