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Thursday, September 5, 2013

Seungrisus Christ is the Messiah

You thought I was crazy to like this guy, but little did you know... HE IS A FUCKING GOD

No other man-turned-god would have the patience to even lay a hand on a rabid fangirl, let alone absolve them of their sins. If you can't watch the video, or would rather not listen to the shrieking of a sea of fangirls, here's the gif edition:

It's like the fucking Exorcist or The Ecstasy of Saint Teresa.
I take it back, he's like a Korean Pentacostal preacher.
Seriously people. The Lord Seungrisus Christ giveth us his Blessed Towels, and he taketh away our Useless Virginities. Win-win.

16 comments:

  1. Seungri just gets more and more bizzare to me

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  2. Maybe he and Sulli can team up to finally take down Taenti-Christmin.

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    1. What the H*ck is "Taenti-Christmin". ? ¿ you mean the real antichrist devil freak satan? http://i4.minus.com/ibpLan8Q7PCzjF.jpg

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    2. FUCK that scared the shit out of me! I thought that thing was gonna suck my soul out through my laptop!

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  3. He's practicing his blowjob-receiving technique.

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    1. I saw it, he was actually trying to push their heads down, but they wouldn't budge.

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  4. At least he's not full of him self.

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  5. i seem to see a lot of seungrixstrangulation jokes does everyone else find him as sickening as i do or is this a thing that he did

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  6. I prefered the one where got up on the table for the hanbok girl: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Un6sfFL4vc

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  7. "Seungrisus Christ" what the FUCK? Who write the article? Are you High on Anesthetic? Fuck, the only Christ is the Ssul, don't fr*ecking Play.
    Lord Seungri praise and bless us all, tzche

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  8. Praise the Lord Seungrisus Christ!

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    1. I think he was just trying to stroke the first girl's head but because she appeared surprised, he had to act like some pastor doing a water baptism.

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