[MV Review] Hello Venus - I'm Ill

Sadly, there's no twerking this comeback. Thankfully, everything else makes up for it.



Hello Venus returned late last year with a member shuffle and jumped on the Brave Brothers bandwagon hoping to gain some more popularity. Unfortunately, Sticky Sticky didn't make my pants sticky and Wiggle Wiggle had promise, but the wailing notes by the short member almost single-handedly ruined the song.

I like "I'm Ill" much better than Sticky Sticky and Wiggle Wiggle. This song has a faster beat to it, which instantly makes it easier to listen to over the slow-but-trying-to-be-sultry Sticky Sticky and the over-reliance-on-the-bass Wiggle Wiggle. After the horrid twenty second introduction, the chorus instantly hooks you. What I really like about the song is that the verses also contain a fast beat. Nothing irks me more than a song with a good chorus but shit verses on slower-than-grandma's-walking-pace beats.

I know people probably don't like the extra noise during the chorus and bridges, but I'll definitely take the extra noise just to keep the faster verses. This leaves the whole three-minute song (ignoring the awful introduction) to have a nice, even, fast pace throughout the whole song. That definitely keeps my attention more than alternating a fast chorus with slow-as-molasses verses.

Fun fact: The title literally translates to "I'm Art," or in a more artistic sense, "I'm a Piece of Art." (Thanks, AKF!)

Member Yooyoung's body is piece of art and I would ravage her asshole, leaving her prolapsed asshole filled with my cum as my magnum opus for this world.