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Wednesday, February 17, 2016

K-pop identity crisis - how to tell the difference between k-pop stuff with the same name

It's always confusing when k-pop stuff has the same name.  How to tell the difference between idols, groups and other k-pop things these days?

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Never one to shy away from tackling the big issues, Kpopalypse is here to help!  This post will list some stuff with the same name or similar features, and use helpful questions and answers to highlight the important differences between them!  Yay!


Question 1: N.O.M


I was naturally devastated to learn that k-pop group N.O.M had disbanded.  However which group had actually disbanded?



Was it N.O.M (Nature Of Man) the four-member k-pop boy group with the crotch-waving dog-whistle gay concept?



Or N.O.M (No Other Man), the four-member k-pop boy group with the crotch-waving dog-whistle gay concept?


Click HERE for the answer.

Question 2: As One


Confusingly, there are two k-pop groups groups called As One, oh no!



There's these nugus with shit songs that nobody cares about.



There's also these other nugus with shit songs that nobody cares about.

How to tell the difference between the two groups?  Click HERE for the answer.

Question 3: Chocolate/Chocolat


Here's a group named after a common confectionery that made k-pop songs of no particular note.



Here's another group named after a common confectionery that made k-pop songs of no particular note.



How to tell the difference?  Click HERE for the answer.

Question 4: Park Jimin


In the following interview, Park Jimin is interviewing a group containing Park Jimin - total confusement!



Which Park Jimin would Kpopalypse Park his Jim In?  Click HERE for the answer.

Question 5: Jiyeon





This song was released in 2011 and the music video features an attractive female called Jiyeon.



This song was released in 2011 and the music video features an attractive female called Jiyeon.

How to tell the difference?  Click HERE for the answer.

Question 6: Kim Kibum


There are not one but three different k-pop stars called Kim Kibum!

One is in this video of leather-clad male k-pop idols gyrating on a dark and moody set:



One is in this video of leather-clad male k-pop idols gyrating on a dark and moody set:



One is in this video of leather-clad male k-pop idols gyrating on a dark and moody set:



Can you identify each Kim Kibum?  Click HERE for the answer.

Question 7: Kim Hyun Joong/Kim Hyung Joong


It's important for young women of today to be streetwise and on the lookout for non-OHS-compliant k-pop stars!



Here's Kim Hyun Joong, a long-running and successful pop star.



Here's Kim Hyung Joong, a long-running and successful pop star.
Which Mr. Kim has the sharper furniture that could cause a serious injury?  Click HERE for the answer.

Question 8: Allkpop/Koreaboo


Click HERE for a summary of Allkpop's outstanding features!

Click HERE and HERE for a summary of Koreaboo's outstanding features!

Even though they have different names, their content is looking very similar in quality lately!

How to tell the difference between these two kpop websites these days?  Click HERE for the answer.

Question 9: Boram


Unbelievably, there is more than one k-pop star called Boram!



Here's Boram, performing with T-ara's Soyeon.



Here's Boram, performing with T-ara's Soyeon.



Here's Boram, performing with Block B's Zico (Soyeon was ill that day).

Can you identify all the Borams?  Click HERE for the answer.

Question 10: Anti Kpop-Fangirl/Asian Junkie authors


Click HERE for a list of Anti Kpop-Fangirl authors.

Click HERE for a list of Asian Junkie authors.

Even though they all have different names, writing styles and painstakingly-documented sexual fetishes, sometimes readers still struggle to tell the difference between any of the authors on these two sites!  How can we help them?  Click HERE for the answer.

Now you know how to tell the difference between important k-pop related stuff!  Be sure to use this newfound knowledge for good, not evil!

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19 comments:

  1. I was just thinking about this phenomenon when I saw the new Mamamoo album is called Melting. There is so much in kpop with the same name, especially songs. You could probably turn this into a 10 part series.

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  2. Ey, Chocolat had two really good songs! Their debut and Black Tinkerbell.


    I always hate it when nugus go for names that are already established by well known idols.

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    1. couldn't stand Syndrome, maybe it was because Tia looked like someone's insane ex girlfriend who hasn't got the hint

      One More Day was better, not just because the MV featured chair-based masturbation

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    2. One More Day was better than their debut, I'd actually go to so far as to say their debut ended up being their worst song musically

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  3. Right but what does the other khj actually look like, you know the one without the dangerous furniture and the boxing gloves? How will we know what to look for since it's not just their faces that all look the same but the music all pretty hard to tell apart as well.

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  4. Some confuse Hyuna of Nine Muses with Hyuna of 4minute, even though they don't resemble each other much.

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  6. Oppar after the first boram pic, the rest of the links that has the same boram pics becomes purple in my computer lol

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    1. Are you sure your rock-hard cock isn't in the way of the screen?

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  7. We know all the writers of AKF are one 45-year-old who still lives in his mom's basement.

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  8. I literally started a similar article Tuesday about telling apart all the Jimin's in Korean entertainment, however it's vastly different from this.

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    1. Some advise, make sure the bulk of the post features Jimin's ass and all the pictures were taken before he get that shitty hairstyle he has now. (also keep out that boner killer J-Hope)

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    2. am i alone thinking i'd suck jhope off?

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  9. But how do I tell the differences between iljin thugs and sly foxes?

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  10. I think the jimin and chocolate videos are around the wrong way.

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    1. Wait... nevermind. I guess my computer was just being a dick.

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  11. And yet, nary a single picture of Die Antwoord :(

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