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Sunday, June 5, 2011

Another bites the dust



After Sooyoung's fever & Jessica's crying, SNSD's Sunny is next in line as she collapsed during their Japanese tour, missing out on most of the songs only to return crying at the end. Refund anyone?

Fans are now crying their hearts out in concern whilst sparing some time to bash SME for not letting their girls rest. Funny how fans get to forget their months of constant spazzing and demanding for any new activities and think about the artists health when it suits them.

I'm betting Hyo's man legs will last her till the rest of the members have died of exhaustion. Maybe then she can have her solo?

P.S. Anyone else notice how Taeyeon is defying the laws of gravity? Fuck David Blaine when you got Kim Taeyeon

14 comments:

  1. Hyoyeon did have a solo. She sang Please Don't Stop The Music. Wasn't bad, considering she's probably the least vocally talented member.

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  2. I hope you at least hesitated a little bit before taking your uncouth MS paint brush to jessica's face...

    haha so heartless.

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  3. SM's gonna milk their cash cows since TVXQ ain't bringing in the dough anymore. However it is quite worrisome since a lot of them are starting to resemble skeletons :\

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  4. the power of 9 is still the power of 3 ;)


    hyoman will get a solo!

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  5. ^ 9 = 3 to the power of 2, you will find. :P

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  6. Jpop acts have tougher schedules than this when they have concerts. SNSD needs to tickle tickle their vaginas some more with each other to gain strength or something.

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  7. 'tickle tickle their vaginas'

    This reference never gets old.

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  8. Well, now that their cash cow TVXQ isn't bringing as much money as before SNSD are the next in line and SM is gonna milk them for all they're worth. Good luck to you SNSD.

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  9. I swear I thought I was the only one that noticed Taeyeon levitating in that photo. o.o

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  10. Lol i like the picture. It's like they died or something.

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  11. I'm placing money of Tiffany. She'll be the last one standing.

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  12. I'll place my bet on Seohyun, the health freak.

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  13. ^ Exactly. Lord Seohyun uses only a quarter of her energy when performing, while the other girls slave themselves into oblivion.

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  14. shit. someone in japan got ahold of the death note.

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