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Monday, June 20, 2011

Jonghyun blew it with Shin Se Kyung

















He's crying because he'll never fuck someone so hot again. If I was him, I'd be crying too. Seriously.










































He'll probably miss rubbing his dick in between those two funbags Se Kyung has.

In other news, Se Kyung can live peacefully without fear that retarded SHINee fangirls might kill her.

But let it all out Jonghyun. Us guys can sympathize with you. I hope you got to bang her one last time.

Oh, by any chance, did you two make a tape? If you did, please upload it. Please.
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22 comments:

  1. AnonymousJune 20, 2011 at 6:47 PM

    wow those things are astronormous....

    what is this article about again?

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  2. AnonymousJune 20, 2011 at 6:52 PM

    He can still sex up Key.

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  3. AnonymousJune 20, 2011 at 8:29 PM

    ^ Fuck the Jongkey shit. One of the biggest delusions in kpop yet.

    Shallow fangirls will flood back to him once again and fap to their single oppar.

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  4. davidfreshJune 20, 2011 at 9:01 PM

    ^I was going to say that. Even Key himself calls the other members "colleagues, not friends" (paraphrasing here).

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  5. kommienezuspadtJune 20, 2011 at 10:19 PM

    LOL at all the Shawols who think they've got a snowball's chance in hell at getting with Jonghyun.

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  6. AnonymousJune 20, 2011 at 10:27 PM

    She has boobs, not like his stans!

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  7. AnonymousJune 20, 2011 at 10:32 PM

    she's fucking ugly.

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  8. AnonymousJune 20, 2011 at 10:45 PM

    Am I the only one who thinks that picture looks very oddly photoshopped? Something's not right with those boobs >_>

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  9. AnonymousJune 21, 2011 at 1:44 AM

    ^gtfo fangirls

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  10. AnonymousJune 21, 2011 at 3:10 AM

    Tbh I think this whole relationship was fake anyways. The so called "papaparazzi" pictures looked staged and they were never seen together anymore after this (or were they ?). But I guess crazy Shawols will rejoice that their oppa is now officially single again.

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  11. Suckmydee.June 21, 2011 at 6:21 AM

    I see Jonkey fans celebrating on twitter and tumblr.

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  12. MarquisJune 22, 2011 at 4:27 AM

    Some say she's secretly a lesbian and only used jong hyun to get closer to yuri

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  13. AnonymousJune 22, 2011 at 5:37 AM

    ^that makes about as much sense as a JYJ stan.

    They dated, and broke it off. There is nothing more to it than that. A k-celeb's life is not so out of touch with a normal person's that they can't even do that.

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  14. PurpleMTLJune 22, 2011 at 2:56 PM

    I'm not Jewish so I don't really know, but what the fuck is a Shawol?

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  15. AnonymousJune 22, 2011 at 4:21 PM

    Shes not THAT hot, if those are real than nice jugs. Anywho, I didn't buy the relationship the moment I heard about it (I personally thought it was a coverup so Jongs gay-ness wouldn't be exposed.)Hes still on my list (my long list) of secret gays in kpop.
    If he inded was banging her though, than kudos to him, I hope he *got it in* one last time.

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  16. sandraJune 22, 2011 at 4:24 PM

    lol chill, as a straight girl, i can say that she is easily one of the most gorgeous girls i've seen ;D

    and lol with all these conspiracies? is it that hard to believe that they dated? i think they make rocking babies!

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  17. Nayeon's VibratorJune 22, 2011 at 8:49 PM

    @ MTL Shawol is the name of SHINee's fanclub. Don't ask lol. I have no idea how they came up with it.

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  18. kommienezuspadtJune 22, 2011 at 11:10 PM

    ^ "shawol" is a short version of "SHINee World". (-.-)

    Her jugs are real, but she's modeling for a lingerie brand. That bra is probably a push-up bra, and a damn good one at that.

    Shawols are like "he'll find someone better but until then he still has Key".

    More proof that 90% of all fangirls are delusional.

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  19. AnonymousJune 23, 2011 at 1:39 AM

    How is this related to stupid fangirls? O___o all I see is someone making Jonghyun look like someone who would cry over something as low as using someone for sex? Plus no need for bad remarks on Se Kyung and her chest, this is just vulgar and this blog is only appearing to be using the whole "U GUISE R DELUSIONAL FANGIRLS K SHUT UP ABOUT UR OPPARS" as an act, but all you seem to do here is make fun of IDOLS. Not the fans?

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  20. Nayeon's VibratorJune 23, 2011 at 5:29 AM

    ^ You do realize how little there is to actually make fun of the fangirls, don't you? I don't know how much you've read, but the goal of the site is to tell our honest opinions and troll on the side. You can't do this shit on normal Kpop forums because of fangirls pissing and moaning. This is basically a place for people who hate fangirls to go to. Plus, a lot of these posts piss off fangirls so we're still doing our job.

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  21. AnonymousFebruary 29, 2012 at 6:19 PM

    Um yeah,FUCK YOU. Jonghyun is way to clean to go screwing around with someone, SHIT Sekyung on the other hand looks like a cheap dirty whore from the streets. She's the one that's gonna regret breaking his precious heart. So yeah, stfu

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  22. Kim YuriApril 14, 2012 at 6:12 AM

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