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Thursday, June 2, 2011

More on SNSD's 1st Japanese Concert


Warning: Slight spam (even with the warning, there's nothing you can really do to avoid the article since we don't have cuts; deal with it).

Today's a slow news day, and I realize we've been shitting all over SNSD lately, so here's a (somewhat) positive one. The lovely girls (see my use of positive adjectives) recently held their first ever Japanese concert at Osaka. As you can see (above), they managed to reveal more skin than they've ever done before (read the fucking article before you start fapping, assholes). Unfortunately, not much footage has reached the internetz as of now, but they've still managed to tease us with:

Sexy, black outfits (certainly not the first time, but Seohyun looks mad cute nonetheless).


The choreography to Bad Girl (read: an attempt at being fierce, but the result comes off as fucking adorable instead {read: could just be Taeyeon}).



And of course, the already infamous "fucking cheap-ass purple stripper suit" (stealing your link here, Kimmy).

Bonus picture for fans of the 'kid leader' (polar opposites with the above).


And for those of you who are interested, there are a total of thirteen more fucking concerts in Japan throughout the next 2 months.

31 comments:

  1. So why is there a lack of fancams? Are the Japanese just really anal about cameras?

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  2. am i the only one who thinks taeyeon looks fucking hot

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  3. ^Yes you are, because she looks more like a kid dressed up in a hooker costume.

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  4. i miss taeyeons old body :/

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  5. Awwww @ Seohyun. In Japan, they do a lot of concerts to make money instead of TV appearances. Which is how the artists make even more money. 13 is fairly low, considering some artists like Koda Kumi and Amuro Namie have concerts for 5-6 months with like 5 a week when promoting a new album.

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  6. The only members in SNSD who should be allowed to do the 'stripper sexy' look without coming across as a total failure should be Sooyoung/Tiffany/Jessica, I would have included Yuri but she's a fucking skeleton and no-one likes watching skeletons act sexy.

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  7. but sooyoung is a skeleton too... a pretty skeleton but a skeleton nonetheless. I'd replace her with sunny in your list

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  8. I want to put my face between Tiffany's thighs. Wrap those legs around my head then suffocate in her pussy fumes.

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  9. @ Gilt - Sooyoung's body proportions are still fine Yuri's anorexic body proportions are mind-boggling and vomit inducing.

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  10. Sooyoung's kind of lanky and her face isn't that pretty. Plus she looks Filipino. Now Sunny is nice and compact with fine alabaster skin, like a halfling if you played D&D or a hotter and slightly taller hobbit if your into LOTR. She's like one of those small latina bitches with an banging body. Very sexy and VERY rapeable.

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  11. ^
    Your rape comments need to gtfo for real.
    I don't care if David enjoys them in general but seriously it's fucking creepy. Stop.

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  12. @Illest - I feel the same about Tiffany. Glad she doesn't have those thin-ass thighs she had in Korea a few months ago.

    Sooyoung is the biggest boner killer in SNSD. Hyoyeon has the ugliest face but you can at least put a bag over her face since her body is half decent. Sooyoung kills boners with both her face and body.

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  13. Why do they look like prostitutes ?

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  14. ^ Because their relevancy is declining, so they have to resort to more drastic measures. Hence, relying on desperate wotas and otakus to make money.

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  15. is that first picture MOTHA FUKIN FANY? DAMN

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  16. How much for a blowjob girls ?

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  17. ^
    They're a genie for your 'wish' remember? It's freeeeeee!

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  18. ^ Then why haven't some of the members sucked mine yet? I've been wishing for years already.

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  19. ^
    A genie can only grant 3 wishes DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

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  20. @Illest...me too man. Me too. I wanna put my face between Fany's thighs and make her scream for her mama.

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  21. I agree with suckmydee, illest rape comments are really creepy. It's almost like he talks from experience....

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  22. I am so glad Tiffanys thighs are more plump...I am actually drooling. *sigh*
    I see taeyeon so fucking hot in that two piece outfit. Probably because it reminds me of Mio from K-on
    http://i.imgur.com/AFPIE.jpg

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  23. Lol at all the reactions to Illest's comments. You're my boy haha.

    I wouldn't go for Sunny thought. She might be little and I wouldn't mind cumming all over her face. But still you need to make that shit count man. So what I wanna say, is just go for Seoyeon. Imagine those terrified eyes looking at you. Nom Nom.

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  24. ^uhhh creepy much?

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  25. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oLxk1Zmwt0

    I want to rip those outfits off :P

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  26. I want to rip those clothes off of Taeyeon and put her in a better wardrobe! I'm not a fan of the loli look.

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  27. gonna see them live next week. since i dont really dig their music, i probably spend the time during their performance on forming an opinion about their bodies... ill tell you the results later! maybe.

    really hope yuri looks less creepy in person since shes my favorite member.

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  28. who the hell cares about haters? snsd is more fappable now and actually im fapping to them right now. Japan is japan, bear with it. They have a booming AV industry, so which means that they have a lot of certified fappers who want SNSD in lesser clothes (if that's how you'd view it). In any case, SNSD has just transformed their image suitable for the major market share in Japan (the fappers, that is). So all haters beat it cos imma fap again after eating.

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  29. Whoever said that SNSD is fappable has no taste.

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  30. Fanny is Fanny. Period.

    She's a wh0re clad in innocent girls' clothes.

    She can't stop showing her as$ off, for christ's sake.

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