Eyoung looks lonely; I'll stan her out of pity

아저씨 already had a lovely review of the ASB music video but I kind of already wrote this, and as the adage goes, waste not, want not.

So here's some asshat.

Where’s my wig snatching Lee Ji — oh, this isn’t Fin.KL…

Once I get my computer fixed I will be shopping some of those balloons into the shape of anvils, so I can imagine Raina’s face get smashed more piglike than it already is.

While deciding whether I wanted to roundhouse Riji or Lamena first, I came to the realization that Eyoung is an adorable princess and the only one to not make me gag from diabetes. I’ve never felt anything but pity for Jooyeon (can’t sing, can’t dance, Nana is a more attractive model so she can’t even be the face) :C poor girl, hope she milks this for all it’s worth.

Video execution: cheap set, basic choreo, kind of tacky, can’t afford background dancers so stick in your next flop boygroup instead (I like the smiley guy tho, at least he looks like he gaf), oh no we’re losing viewership so let’s just have them hold balls and have Lizzy make sexfaces and suck lollipops. Suck hard, Lizzy, suck hard, use the only god-given talent you have.

It would be a lie, however, to say I didn’t somewhat enjoy this. Whether it’s because the recent exposure to mindnumbing(dumbing) sugary asian pop acquaintance have force fed me (likely), my atrophying sense of stylistic taste (also likely), or just the realization that if I don’t dumb my standards down I would immediately jump ship into the caverns of the mouth of a Great White (dingdingding)… well, I though Eyoung (is it Leeyoung officially romanized?) was genuinely adorable and the song wasn’t complete shit!

…the same cannot be said for ASRed’s 5doll-basic level of an asstune. They better have the dirtiest choreo to grace mankind to make up for their trolling.


^LIEK THIS MUCH (Ilu whoever made this)