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Saturday, July 16, 2011

SNSD's 'Bad Girl' choreo is beautiful (Teasers never lie)

After revealing a totally bad-ass teaser (featuring an absolutely adorable Taeyeon), I felt all tingly, like when you hold in your shit for longer than would normally be considered healthy. I thought smugly, "This, is SNSD" (I'm a "Sone", you see {still hate the word}).


So, it starts out pretty average. Not mind-blowing, like I expected, but I guess this is- OLOLOLOL WTF IS THIS SHIT? ... A lot of strangely entertaining movements, some lame enough to rival body-fucking-worship (church reference y'all): "This, is SNSD". Maybe it was my night high, but I lol'ed pretty hard at the video.

I never did make it through the whole thing, but if by some divine stroke of luck, the choreography takes a turn for the better near the end, feel free to notify me.
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26 comments:

  1. Nayeon's VibratorJuly 16, 2011 at 2:56 AM

    Typical boring-as-fuck Jpop choreography.

    Plus, there wasn't enough Seohyun so I didn't finish it either.

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  2. YoMommaJuly 16, 2011 at 3:31 AM

    The song was good but the choreo is just WTF. Like look at the part where they are swinging their arms like little birdies. ROFL

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  3. GiltJuly 16, 2011 at 5:06 AM

    sigh, looks like they were just scraping the barrel for the choreo here, especially in the chorus. just watch the great escape man

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  4. Suckmydee.July 16, 2011 at 5:24 AM

    Nice way to ruin my favourite song on the album.

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  5. tartarJuly 16, 2011 at 5:31 AM

    bunch of arms flailing around, not pretty. the outfits are not helping either

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  6. AnonymousJuly 16, 2011 at 6:12 AM

    Yeah, the choreo was lacking in so many ways, the song was good though.

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  7. AnonymousJuly 16, 2011 at 6:37 AM

    yeah, i think they only put the good choreo for title songs then just get some spastic 5 year old to do the rest. i loled though

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  8. iyouJuly 16, 2011 at 6:43 AM

    The choreography was lol-worthy. As if you watch performances purely for the dancing though, don't lie to yourself.

    Good part btw:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbCKisN5EcQ&NR=1

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  9. Nayeon's VibratorJuly 16, 2011 at 7:11 AM

    I watched the dances in hope of there being good fap material lol.

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  10. AnonymousJuly 16, 2011 at 8:50 AM

    i dont care lol my favourite song is you-aholic

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  11. GiantRabbitJuly 16, 2011 at 9:24 AM

    It's not just the bad choreography, it's the fact that the 9 girls aren't even in sync. It just looks like a mess of girls flailing their arms around.

    I like the sexy jackets, but it would've helped if they wore nothing underneath instead of that 10 dollar stripper suit.

    Yuri looks like she gained some weight back though thank fucking god.

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  12. AnonymousJuly 16, 2011 at 10:51 AM

    lol @ 0:49

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  13. AnonymousJuly 16, 2011 at 3:13 PM

    Snsd is overrated in my opinion. I could never play their music for bros in public.

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  14. AnonymousJuly 16, 2011 at 4:56 PM

    Sunny is so fine.

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  15. AnonymousJuly 16, 2011 at 5:51 PM

    ^ Tsk tsk, you poor disturbed soul.

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  16. AnonymousJuly 16, 2011 at 5:58 PM

    Sunny is the only one worth going out with.

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  17. AnonymousJuly 16, 2011 at 5:58 PM

    My grandma can come up with better choreography than that. I hope the MV can redeem this song. P.S. If there will be an MV, I recommend dressing them all up like a dominatrix and have them spanking each other while making inviting facial expressions into to the camera, you know, to better fit the theme of the song.

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  18. J.K DoogarnJuly 16, 2011 at 6:06 PM

    They are so all over the place.
    Not even Hyoyeons' goddess like face can save this wreckage...

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  19. AnonymousJuly 16, 2011 at 9:06 PM

    I actually liked the transitions in the choreography, its was interesting and that one part where the other girls stood to the side while one came out and sung I thought was also ok but actual moves wise this was cra-ppy! What was with that half crazy in love half single ladies bird moves. I was waiting for them to spank their bottoms like B(that would have saved it a lil'). I'm tired of the shiny sexed up 70s wanna be outfits. & question, wtf did the screen behind them showing old european royalty pictures have to do with anything??

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  20. RotaryknightJuly 17, 2011 at 7:48 AM

    hmm, is anybody else watching the video that is playing behind them instead of watching the choreography (thats how bad it is) hahaha, I am more entertained from the video in teh background then watching them lol

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  21. AnonymousJuly 17, 2011 at 9:18 PM

    ^ Same here.

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  22. AnonymousJuly 18, 2011 at 6:00 AM

    Seohyun turns into a bitch ..
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbDL7s6noGs&feature=share
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lneaARilvM

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  23. AnonymousJuly 18, 2011 at 6:54 AM

    LOL The choreography is crap.The song doesn't suit my tastes, so yeah, I don't like it. There's this one part in their dance (I think the chorus) where they look like camels.

    The video playing in the back doesn't even make sense. Royalty stuff? What? Maybe those are Illuminati signs. o.o

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  24. AnonymousJuly 18, 2011 at 9:36 PM

    Yup, they sold out to become famous in Japan.

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  25. KwehJuly 22, 2011 at 5:04 AM

    Note that SKE48 can sing better in Japanese than SNSD.

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  26. AnonymousSeptember 20, 2011 at 6:31 PM

    lol, this makes their perf of mr taxi right after sound good. >.>


    also, wtf delusional sones:
    http://www.6theory.com/forum/index.php/topic/51556-what-is-the-choreography-you-like-most/

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