Ever since I started paying attention to idols in 2009 I have always wondered why these teenage girls fawned over guys who looked more like a girl than themselves. I never fucking understood. I mean it's not like manly-looking female idols are my favorite. If so I'd be an Amber fanboy, but no guy likes Amber. Throughout the the past couple of years I have seen my fair share of gay male idols/extremely effeminate male idols.
I could go on with this shit but you all probably get the point by now. The other day I finally found some masculine men in Kpop. I know, "No way", "Bullshit" and "Masculine and Kpop don't belong in the same sentence" etc.
So while the male idols piss sitting down, remember that T-ara oppars are more manly and piss in urinals.
Sad day for Kpop when the most masculine idols have vaginas.
I could go on with this shit but you all probably get the point by now. The other day I finally found some masculine men in Kpop. I know, "No way", "Bullshit" and "Masculine and Kpop don't belong in the same sentence" etc.
So while the male idols piss sitting down, remember that T-ara oppars are more manly and piss in urinals.
Sad day for Kpop when the most masculine idols have vaginas.
but no guy likes Amber
ReplyDeleteYEAH SOYEON! TAKE OFF THAT SHIRT.
ReplyDeleteI would scissor Soyeon till the break of dawn.
ReplyDelete@4:33 i'm a guy and i like amber
ReplyDeleteScissor? I would suck off Eunjung till that vagina loses all its fluids.
ReplyDelete@4:55 I'd get my straw ready for a T-ara bukkake session.
ReplyDeleteEunjunf!
ReplyDeleteMale or female I'd fuck/be fucked by that!
Add Qri for an awesome threeway!
Pfft, you anons are weak. I'd stick Boram in those fags till their assholes sing YaYaYa.
ReplyDeleteMANQRI IS WHERE IT'S AT BITCHES.
ReplyDeleteI want Manjung in me NOW!
ReplyDeleteI'd let ManSo manhandle me.
ReplyDeletei'd let T-ara oppars gangbang me, tbqh.
ReplyDelete^this, but only if Eunjung and Qri get two goes!
ReplyDeleteLol, I knew it was going to be a T-ara post the moment I saw the title (and to be honest, I was really waiting for it, too).
ReplyDeleteFuck, they really screwed with the minds of both fangirls and fanboys when they showed up like that. Now everyone is gay for them.
Girl or boy, don't matter to me. My body is ready for T-ara.
QRI IS SO HOT. OMG.
ReplyDeleteI'll take Jiyeon and Eunjung for a ménage à trois on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays; Qri and Soyeon on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays; then finally a gangbang session with all the T-ara members on Sundays.
ReplyDelete2NE1 are nice and masculine
ReplyDelete^but ugly as fuck.
ReplyDeleteFunny post
ReplyDeleteLOL Eunjung looks 100% like Sungyeol from infinite like that. I always thought they looked similar but now I swear I see no difference. They even have the same hair.
ReplyDeleteman Qri is really hot
ReplyDeleteand as for some explanation of why girls like feminine guys: typical girly girls are pretty and like pretty things, so why wouldn't they like pretty guys?
it could go the other way too, if a guy likes being buff and all that manly stuff, how come he's expected to like a feminine girl?
i'm not trying to be all ~gay rights rox~ but the just logic doesn't make sense to me personally. but then again i am a girl who thinks the more a guy looks like a girl, the better (my current favs are Taemin, Kevin and Niel)
and as for another reason, especially in asia where the gender lines are really thick, androgyny is really fascinating. for instance, Korea is supposed to be all conservative and strict right? yet the highest grossing film of 2005 there was The King and The Clown, which was pretty much a love story about two men. it wasn't even expected to do well, but it was popular because people loved it.
^Cant UNSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
ReplyDelete(but Id still fuck both...)
@6:04
ReplyDeleteI WANNA BE PRETTY!
^ IF U WANNA PRETTY EVERY WANNA PRETTY
ReplyDeleteCan't wait to get a strap on from Boram. BOING
ReplyDeleteI LIKEY LIKE DIS!
ReplyDeleteI LIKEY LIKE DAT!
OPPA OPPA OPPA ILL BE DOWN DOWN DOWN!
ReplyDeletei, for one, love a girl who can kick my ass
ReplyDeleteand look the part
LMAO! Lots of celebrities visiting this post~
ReplyDeleteI bet you all just want to get a piece of that hot ManRi, ManSo, ManYeon and ManJung. Can't blame you, though. :D
EVERY NIGHT I'LL BE WITH YOU
ReplyDeleteDO YOU LOVE HER? DO YOU LOVE HER?!
eunjung looks like that guy from infinite... still a hot namja though. Jiyeon looks a bit creepy but they were rocking it.
ReplyDeleteI think I would have no trouble fucking Manqri.
ReplyDeleteOH EMBRACE THE ANDROGYNY
ReplyDeleteT-ara... FUCK, you're all so hot.
ReplyDeleteI think it's time to bust out this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVs6Fekh0RY&ob=av3e
And not to forget the most relevant of all songs:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JRwVoKs_nU&ob=av2n
^ OMFG! PEACHES! I LOVE YOU, ANON!
ReplyDeleteGod, now I'm imaging these girls pulling off a Shane and going around their dorming looking like... like...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QPkAvZcR8c&feature=player_detailpage#t=8s
THIS.
"and as for some explanation of why girls like feminine guys: typical girly girls are pretty and like pretty things, so why wouldn't they like pretty guys?
ReplyDeleteit could go the other way too, if a guy likes being buff and all that manly stuff, how come he's expected to like a feminine girl?"
You see, I'd accept that logic on the grounds that all fangirls are pretty. Now, using a rough figure, I think it's fair to say that about 1 in every 10 fangirls is a 6 and above.
Now, on to those other 9, why would a girl that looks like a pile of steaming horseshit fawn after a man more feminine than she? It doesn't add up; ugly fucks should know their place. Even fangirling attractive people would be a desecration of the concept of beauty.
^Oh this applies to females only. I'm a mysognist.
ReplyDeleteMAN JUNG I WANT IT IN ME!!!! PUT IT IN ME!!!!
ReplyDelete@1:44, based on my own research:
ReplyDeleteOnly 1 out of 10 male fans are 3 or above on a standard Hotness Scale. (It should also be noted that on the Doable Scale only 1 out of 10 males scored above 2 and this figure was only found after participants were assured that intercourse would only occur once and had no chance of leading to pregnancy.)
Thus, the majority of male "fanboying" is done by what most would consider "ugly fucking losers." If this population were to cease lusting after far superior looking idols, as you suggest less attractive female fans should do, nearly all of kpop fanndom would have to look elsewhere for things to flap to…
Furthermore, another interesting piece of data, while the chance of a female fan losing her virginity before the age of 40 is nearly 7 out of 10, the chance of a male fan losing his virginity before the age of 40 is significantly less at barely 3 out of 10. (Note: This figure does not include males that eventually give up on finding someone to willingly have sex with them for free and instead decide to hire a prostitute. Figures on this data hard difficult to find.)
I hope my findings offer a more balanced view of the data you presented earlier, as I am a feminist scientist at heart.
My ManRi...
ReplyDeleteI miss you...
Firstly, I'm pretty good-looking so thankfully your broscience doesn't apply to me.
ReplyDeleteSecondly, I suppose an ugly girl would be allowed to "fangirl" an attractive man only in a way that is extremely self-deprecating manner (e.g. Oh yes, he is very good-looking but a piece of shit like me doesn't deserve to fantasise about said person. Nevertheless, I will continue to patronise all G &S related to aforementioned idol to continue supporting him).
Thirdly, barely 3/10 of males lose their virginity before the age of 40? What the fuck? Do you live in the Vatican or something? People here lose it before they hit their 20s, you fucking prude.
Troll harder next time. Also, must suck to be ugly eh? So glad I'm not. Feels good having attractive females around me. Mirin?
^U sound mad?
ReplyDelete@4:57, Im with you! Hahahahahahaha!
oh and @4:25, ME FIRST ! Me FIRST!
ReplyDeleteI was hoping for a funny retort, but I can see from your reply that my comment hit a little too close to home, huh? I feel like the phrase "U mad" fits here perfectly…
ReplyDeleteI'm glad you think you're pretty good-looking, but it’s a pity other girls don't (because why else would you hold such resentment towards women? Proud misogynist, really? Good luck with that!).
It’s a pity you didn't get my joke, I was quite amused typing it... I hope others got it, but making myself laugh is enough for me. I think I’m hilarious!
You took an obvious joke WAY too seriously which proves I did my job as a troll. (I got under your skin, isn't that what every troll dreams of? I think I deserve a pat on the back! *pats self*)
So... thank you! It was fun and then you got butt hurt :( So, I guess its done now...
On topic: Eunjunf! Qri! Tag team me! (In drag, please1) <3
^ I was hoping for a funny retort too. It was a pity you didn't get my joke first either, or if you did, your attempt at sarcastic humour was pretty sad.
ReplyDeleteFunny of someone that accuses another of "not getting the joke" to do the exact same thing. And no, not mad, slightly annoyed yea probably, but not mad.
Well at least there's one person in the world that laughs at your jokes/likes you. I think THAT deserves a pat on the back! ;)
Lol, the comments here are more amusing than the post itself.
ReplyDeleteBtw, thanks for posting the vids!
Annoyed/mad/butthurt don't matter. They got you! TROLLLED! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!
ReplyDeleteGood ol' fashioned trolling, love it! <3
ReplyDelete@6:23, That may have been one of the weakest lamest comebacks I've read in a long time and the fact that it even looked like you tried? Smh. This had a really lame ending, BOO!
ReplyDeleteWe need a new discussion! Its funny how they always break out in T-ara articles.
Get in my, Get in my, Get in my wet pussy!
ReplyDelete^Really? lol
ReplyDeletethis site is full of bored guys :D
ReplyDeletebut jaejoong is still hot
feminazi bitch ugly guys only need money to screw bad bitches
ReplyDeletecompared to females males are unanimously superior in the looks department which leaves a huge discrepancy in the dating realm
the only reason there is an influx of fangirls is because no sane heterosexual male wants them even if they were FREE OF CHARGE
stay mad pressed and fat bitch
^Its funny because your sad XD
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ReplyDelete^
It is sad... So so so sad... And to think he probably just needs to get some ass and he'd be better.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=az-4JJM3mjE
ReplyDeleteEunjunf! Unf! Unf!
ReplyDeleteCheezy wants Manjung's strap-on dick up his ass.
ReplyDelete^Me too! He'll have to get in line.
ReplyDeleteMANJUNG LIVES!
doesnt liking effeminate male kpop idol makes a fangirls a lesbian?
ReplyDeleteFuck Yeah!!! I'd let these T-ara oppars treat me like their little bitch, and do a fisting with all of them.
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