Lately I've been fucking a monkey
Sadly that's not followed by D. Luffy
You may have seen him in the latest blockbuster movie
Planet of the Apes, watch it again and you'll see
Every night I have hot sex with a primate
Causing so much steam it's changing the climate
Taecyeon makes me climax in a hurry
Something that never happened with Yuri
You bitches can stop shipping YulSic
Keep writing fanfics and I'll think that you're sick
There'll be no more scissoring for me
Since Taecyeon will be fucking a horsey
It's starting to look like Taecyeon and Jessica will be the new hiphop couple in Korea. Tiger JK and Yoon Mirae can pack up their bags to go to the retirement home.
To people who still ship YulSic, here's Jessica's reaction:
This was probably by far one of your best ones.
ReplyDeleteSo proud :')
Meh
ReplyDeletedamn @ the first gif
ReplyDeleteHate that I think she's sexy sometimes. Pisses me off cause you know she's a bish with horseteeth. MEH do not want....but kind of do sometimes.
ReplyDelete^ but you like sulli
ReplyDelete^yeah....and?
ReplyDeleteHA HA HA
ReplyDeleteIf she a horse, I want to be a jockey, SO I CAN RIDE DAT ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL DAYYYYYY.
ReplyDelete^ You are quite alone in that sentiment good sir.
ReplyDelete0.o that last .gif cant unsee
ReplyDeleteThe rap part is funny, other than that is a total cliche.
ReplyDeleteI would plow that horse 10/10 times.
ReplyDeleteI want to ride that horse... I want to hear her neighing of pleasure...
ReplyDeleteI want to shoot that horse and turn it into glue...
ReplyDeleteYou know this blog has gone down the shitter when the founder starts putting out terrible "try-hard" articles that aren't funny at all.
ReplyDeleteStill waiting for a Gay Park rap!
ReplyDeleteHe needs to make a comeback first haha.
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