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Monday, October 17, 2011

Korea's new secret plan to keep Dokdo: Kwanghee

Dokdo, an island off the coast of Korea, has long been a source of tension between the Korean and the Japanese. The two countries have been in conflict over the ownership over the island especially for the past couple of years. Koreans have done everything in their power to fight off Japanese hands. Recently, Korea decided to build a Navy pier on nearby Ulleung Island to provide military defense, but unbeknownst to the general public until now, Korea has unveiled their new secret weapon....


The fucking ugliest Korean alive. Kwang hee.
Korea secret intelligence decided to first bring their secret weapon to Africa for a test run to see how innocent civilians would react to his bareface. After 91% of the children had to be treated for post traumatic stress disorder, and 73% of adults spontaneously forgot to breathe, Korea Secret Intelligence considered the mission a success and subsequently put a protective bag over his head to prevent further damage. Kwang hee is scheduled to be shipped to Dokdo 2012 to keep away all Japanese diplomats, gov't officials, and most importantly, the military. 

Bonus: Kwanghee's daily facial routine:


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9 comments:

  1. AnonymousOctober 17, 2011 at 11:06 PM

    LOL I saw this on ALLKPOP and I immediately started laughing because I KNEW NO MATTER WHAT someone here would make a hilarious article out of it!!!

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  2. davidfreshOctober 17, 2011 at 11:08 PM

    "The fucking ugliest Korean alive. Kwang hee."

    hahaha

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  3. JKOctober 17, 2011 at 11:21 PM

    Honestly, I probably didn't even need to make an article, his picture is so crazy, no words are needed.

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  4. AnonymousOctober 17, 2011 at 11:35 PM

    it genuinely pisses me off when i see kwanghee's face

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  5. AnonymousOctober 18, 2011 at 4:15 AM

    meanie..

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  6. timchanOctober 18, 2011 at 4:43 AM

    Ever since Japan has gotten itself in that nuclear radiation shit, I am expecting to see at least one family of Godzilla emerging from the japanese island some time next decade.

    So in order to fend off the pending marauding super monster, Korea is rigorously training its counterpart to Ultraman. I am pretty sure that after undertaking the nightmarish course in Africa, Kwanghee is able to kill rabies dogs with his slanted-eyed stare, and his face alone would launch a thousand arrows/spears/spit/rotten tomatoes his way.

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  7. Nayeon's VibratorOctober 18, 2011 at 10:24 AM

    lmao. Star Empire is promoting ZE:A in Japan, so the Korean government must have paid for Kwanghee to directly attack the Japanese.

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  8. AnonymousOctober 18, 2011 at 11:13 AM

    Kwanghee is a true Korean hero, first infiltrating North Korea with Heechul and now defending the nation against the Japanese.

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  9. AnonymousOctober 20, 2011 at 9:49 AM

    another post on Kwanghee beat a dead horse anymore will ya

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