The highlight of the Melon Music Awards.

Bless her.

Yup, IU falling was indeed the most interesting thing to happen during the entire show, that's how fucking boring it truly was.

What you might have missed :

• Elfs vs. Sones in the livestream chat.
• VIPs complaining about how SNSD won the Global Artist award and not their beloved Big Bang oppars since BB won the MTV EMA! all thanks to bulk voting. Hence, it's obviously a conspiracy! Even though GDTOP winning Best Rap/Hip-Hop for 'Oh yeah' clearly wasn't good enough. On the other hand, Sones were too busy chanting 'POWAAAAAAAAA OF 9!' 'GLOBAL GENERATION'! and not giving a fuck.
• Elfs bitching about Super Junior not winning the Album Daesang despite them winning the Netizen Popularity Battle award. Not realising that bulk buying albums has nothing to do with digital sales (which most boy groups in SM fail to achieve since the general public does not give a fuck about them), ignorance is bliss after all.
• Everyone getting trolled by 2NE1's mini album winning Album Of The Year instead of a full album. Blackjacks bragging about how unnies are 'QUEENS OF PERFECT ALL KILLS!!!!!!' (who flopped in the album charts + Japan but who cares? NAEGA JEIL JAL NAGA OFC!!!!) 
• Everyone collectively hating on Beast/B2ST/Batoost for winning Artist Of The Year. Priceless.
• Secret vs. Sistar dance battle, which frankly speaking was quite a joke. See it for yourself. 

While MMA was a big ol' ball of snooze, the real hype surrounds GDA and to an extent MAMA.

Expect to see more stuff like this floating around Tumblr.

& lol @ this. I guess one wasn't good enough.

ALL ELF DO READ & DO HELP. WE ARE AT DESPERATE SITUATION!!!! 

The battle of music program wins has already started! all ELFS need to help SJ to increase their digital scores for those wins!!! Here is the way that every ELF can help at NO COSTS!!!!
Digital scores for music program win are contibuted by
(1) Digital downloads
(2) Digital streaming as well as
(3) SJ popularity on the music portal (as reflected by # of searchs on the music portal site).
Digital downloads may not help at the moment, ‘cos there are a lot of girl groups come back & release new songs. Total # of elfs won’t be as big as half of the korean population. Plus not all the ELFS are rich.
HOWEVER here is the easiest way for all FOREIGN ELFS to help @ NO COST  !!! (& that’s what K-ELF & C-ELF has been doing all this time at NO COSTS). We only need to work together across the world like what is done like YT streaming.
What to DO: SEARCH these 2 words separately :
슈퍼주니어 or Mr. Simple at search box of each at the following music portal. (One word per search)
☆ There is a space between Mr. and Simple
Naver: http://music.naver.comMelon http://www.melon.com/index.jsp?MAIN=GNBmnet： http://www.mnet.com/Bugs： http://music.bugs.co.kr/newest/track/totalThe page you’re at will looks like this:
Bugs: http://twitpic.com/63yijzMelon: http://twitpic.com/63yitxNaver: http://twitpic.com/63yj0qMnet: http://twitpic.com/63yjbrStay at the page for at least 2-3 mins before you close the page.
Then open the new tab & continue to do so.
You can open a lot of tabs to do the search at different site simultaneously.
These are the 4 major music portals that contribute significant portion of digital scores!!!
At melon, we are now at 6th place only. In order to secure 1st place for upcoming music program wins e.g. SBS inkigayo, Music Bank, we need to get to at least top 3, possibly 1st… So you now understand how desperate we are!!
I believe with more people doing this search in all the countries, we can get to top spot at the search box quickly to increase the digital score!!!!
Please spread this out to ask all your local ELFS help…
credit: Lily  

Shared at sup3rjunior.wordpress.com

The wank that arises from both MAMA and GDA is exactly what makes Kpop entertaining. Until then keep your popcorn and coke supplies in stock!