Anti Kpop-Fangirl is very proud to present to you
Daebak, an extremely classified project which started decades ago to create the ultimate male soloist. The result? A well-built teen with the ability to b-boy, rap, sing, and rip shirts with relative ease. We believe that Daebak's many talents (including the ability to speak fluently in
nine different languages) will completely revolutionalize kpop as we know it.
Lookout for a teaser in the near future! In the meanwhile, we encourage you to enjoy some of his underground hip-hop work (under the moniker 'Priority').
I'm only going to say this once, so listen up:
ReplyDeleteThis whole shenanigan is a tool with which we will parody popular issues in Kpop. It is not real. Daebak is not debuting in the Korean pop industry. That said, fangirling over him is a completely acceptable thing to do.
I AM RYAN'S #1 FAN. LAHV YOU BB.
ReplyDeleteDon't reveal his name please. We do not want fans tracking down his pre-surgery photos.
ReplyDeleterespect level for AKF grew so much after this.
ReplyDeleteOh noes, bb had surgery? It's okay, as long as he's ripped and has milky white ghastly skin and chocolate abs, we hoes are sold!
ReplyDeleteYEUHHHHHHHHHHHH.
sheet, ryan is the next rain?
ReplyDeleteprop to hell on earth, betta than mobb deep right thurr
His real name is 637
ReplyDelete^ Okay. Who the fuck is this 637 dude? Seriously
ReplyDeleteHe speaks nine different languages...I heard Hyorcish was particularly hard to master.
ReplyDeleteDAEBAK OPPAR SO HOT VOICE.
ReplyDeleteDAMN IT! Now I have to break apart the fan base I set up for him before I read the first comment.
ReplyDeletefking hilarious lol good job pee
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ReplyDeleteis 6:37, isnt it?
^ ARE U A WIZARD
ReplyDeleteany relations to Liu Kang of Mortal Kombat fame?
ReplyDeleteoppar is too talented!! daebak!
ReplyDeleteI thank my lucky stars I don't know you irl.
ReplyDeleteI'd worship this dude if he speaks Klingon.. Not.
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