This week's Question of the Week comes from Wafi:
Which idol would suit better in a different idol group?
ex) KARA's Gyuri would be better in Secret.
Or: Which idol group would be better off without one of their members?
Thank you for your suggestion for this week.
I found boy-less f(x) not bad.
But seriously, I would take After School and take out Lizzy and UEE and bring back Bekah. Then make them produce songs like "Because of You" again.
Also, and not permanently, but maybe for just an album or a few songs, I would have liked to see a collaboration between IU and JOO. Those little cootie patooties are two of my favourite Korean singers who can actually sing. Except JOO needs to get her shit together and sing live properly. She is still just too damn nervous.
I am sure we will be hearing a lot of "TAKE DARA OUT OF 2NE1 CAUSE SHE'S A TROLOLOL!!" and definitely "GET HWAYOUNG THE EFF OUTTA T-ARA!!!1!!one"
If
anyone has suggestions for later Question of the Weeks, please send
them to zomg.oppa.sareanghae@gmail.com, or leave them in the comments
below. Thanks!
Lim and Hwayoung GTFO.
ReplyDeletePut Dara in Stellar lol.
ReplyDeleteUm, but seriously? I'd put Dara in Miss A and Min in 2ne1. Or Jia. Actually, i'd just make Dara an actress. She has a cute voice (when it's heard) but she only works in 2ne1 when she's being sexy, not weird aegyo. I like 2ne1, but it always bothers me.
I'd put Sooyoung in Sistar and Dasom in SNSD. Fuck i'm making these up on the spot.
Why would you want to ruin Miss A by putting in Dara? lolol
DeleteTHIS.
DeletePut Dara, Hwayoung, Hyoyeon and Amber in a K-pop All-Star supergroup. No more fanwars, album sales through the roof and #1 every fucking week on every fucking music show.
ReplyDelete^ lmao make it happen!
Deletelol yes I need this group!!!!
DeleteLOL
DeleteHa! This would be epic!
DeleteJust don't sign them to SM Ent or everyone will hate their guts even more than they already do now.
Deletelmao this group is full of win
DeleteI would pay for their music instead of shamelessly downloading it for free. I'm serious. Make this shit happen.
DeleteI agree with Shin-B. I do miss Bekah in AS, 'cause unlike those two she actually has a role and she can rap. Like in Bang, but sadly she wasn't around to do the Japanese version so they got Kahi to do it. And frankly it was quite crappy.
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, Hwayoung doesn't need to be in T-ara. She can go join her twin in Coed School/5dolls lmao since all she can do is be a folding screen with a pretty face and chant "I RIKEY RIKEY THIS" all day long.
YES YES!!! BRING BACK BEKAH PLEASSSSSSSSSSE!!!! She is one of the few idols that can actually rap decently and she's sexy FINE!!!;D
DeleteI agree completely ;__; I love Kahi but, why would you rap so badly in Japanese "Bang"? And anything without Hwayoung is nice. Although she was bearable in "Cry, Cry" I suppose.
DeleteThe only thing 'bearable' about Hwayoung is the children she will be bearing me
Deletebecky got fucking fired. They don't like her, she doesn't fit it, now she's back in Hawaii. I stop caring about AS after that.
Delete^Sadly me too, she was the only really interesting thing in AS and gave dem songs some fire.
DeleteI suppose I would have no choice but to transfer Jia, Fei, and Min to different groups. Min to 2NE1. Fei to Sistar. Jia to Rainbow. Nothing personal girls, but you're filler compared to the rest of the group.
ReplyDeleteHell no. Jia is a much better fit for Brave Girls. Then move IU to Miss A and they can be one of those lesbian duets. Move Hyoyeon to Chi-Chi where she belongs. Now move Jieun to SNSD to fill that spot nicely, Hyosung to the other tryhards in Girls Day, and Sunhwa to f(x) because she'd fit in. Then move Lim, Hwayoung, and Amber to Secret so it can be a rap group you don't pay attention to. Now move Hyorin and Bora to Nine Muses so they have a shred of talent and Sera to Sistar.
DeleteDuckfaced whores
Deletelol
Deletei see wat u did there
DeleteCan suzy do anything except blow her way to the top?
DeleteBlow her way to the bottom i guess
DeleteFei and Jia are just Chinese translator for Suzy and Min. They are useless other wise. This is also the reason why fx will never make it big - they actually have a Chinese leader; that will never work. Victoria was supposed to be translator for the real stars Sulli and Krystal; Amber was just thrown in for the lesbo market. I don't know why Luna even exist.
DeleteEveryone but Hwayoung in T-ara. Then rename it to "The Legendary Hwayoung Rap Extravaganza". The rest of them can get put back into the dumpster, you can call it Shit-ara.
ReplyDeleteI would like Jung Ah and Raina to just be fucking awesome like Davichi, not as good as Davichi, but they will be pretty fucking awesome.
ReplyDeleteAs much as T-ara has their fair share of dead weight, i wouldn't be able to see a t-ara without their dead weight. T-ara has a range of looks to suit all types of perverts. Eunjunfs, Qrijobs, Cyclops fetishes, Beastiality, bora-likes-to-ram, and what ever the fuck soyeon can be. Oh, and hwafaps.
I would like Jubee from Sunny Hill, Jae from beg and Haeri from Davichi. 3 of the most, to me, beautiful girls i have seen in kpop, and 3 of the most talented. But they all kind of look the same, and sound the same.
I like it when T-ara and Davichi team up, but i would like it just to be between eunjung, hyomin, soyeon, min kyung and haeri.
I would love min kyung to be a solo artist, nice voice, nice rap, unf body.
Shouldn't it be Eunjung, Soyeon, Boram, Haeri and Minkyung?
DeleteHyuna needs to join SNSD
ReplyDeleteshe'll just make them her bitches.
DeleteI'd kick out Hyerim and Sohee and bring Sunmi back. Also, I'd separate Orange Caramel from AS, kick out Jooyeon, Iyoung and Uee and bring Bekah back. Iyoung would be better off in a rock band IMO.
ReplyDeleteYour romanization makes me so fucking mad. Just leave.
DeleteI don't care about the rest just bring Bekah back and make a sub-group of only Raina, JungAh, Bekah and Kahi <----- Then we have a legit AS group.
DeleteThey others can make their own group where they not sing and just stand there for people to stare at for all I care.:D
Kick out the other 4 chicks from 4minute, since no one knows them anyway. Then somehow put Hyuna and maybe Hyorin in a group so we have someone attractive with a 'fuck-me' face and someone who can actually sing~
ReplyDeleteSucky idea for a band.
DeleteHyoyeon should be left out of SNSD! Whenever i fap to their Oh! video, i fap from no1 then reach Hyoyeon suddenly it droops down!!!
ReplyDeleteSuzy, Krystal, Sulli, Na Eun should be put in a group. They will hornytise every single males out there!
krystal look like an angry flat fish
Delete^totally agree about krystal
DeleteIU, kang minkyung (from davichi), hyorin, taeyeon (snsd) in a group. seriously, even SNSD will flop...
ReplyDeleteMake Minzy and Bom into a solo group.
ReplyDeleteMake After School into E-Young, JungAh, Raina, Kahi and Bekah.
Get rid of Sohee.
T-ara should lose Boram and Qri. Apparently, the excuse they're giving for Boram's consistantly shitty performances is "she can't sing and dance at the same time". Explain to me why the hell she's an idol, then?
Get rid of f(x)'s Amber.
Get rid of 4Minute's HyunA.
Keep CSJH disbanded. They're better soloists than they are as a group.
My dream SNSD subunit - Sunny, Tiffany, Sooyoung, Seohyun.
My dream idol group - Eunjung, Minzy, Sooyoung, Stephanie.
I 1000000% APPROVE!!!
DeleteMAKE IT HAPPEN!!!
I agree on the dead weight in T-ara and Wonder Girls.
DeleteLet Jiyoon go solo. 4minute's bringing her down anyway, out of all of them she's the only one who performs well live.
ReplyDeleteI 1000000% APPROVE!!!
DeleteThe only problem is that she's not popular enough. Now just bring in Gayoon, and the "Yoon Sisters" will be famous and sexy as hell. I'LL MAKE IT HAPPEN!!!:DDDDDDDDDDD
A Gayoon-Jiyoon sub-unit is already in the works, dumbass.
Delete^Since when. DAYMMM I've been waiting for this FOREVER!!! Can't wait for ma two fav girls to give some kick a$$ perfs.
DeleteI like to see miss and wonder girls as trios. without suzy and without sohee and lim. i like suzy but to me she doesnt really fit into the group. and wonder girls i really cant stand. and i just discovered the reason to be sohee and lim. boring and fugly.
ReplyDeletetotally agree with you about Suzy.... something about her doesn't seem to fit with the others in Miss A
DeleteMY group will be of Fat Whores
ReplyDeleteSulli
Suzy
Hyeri
Jiyoung
subin
My ultimate group will have teh AKF noonars
ReplyDeleteShin-B is the hot and sexy leader and the oldest in the group. She is the lead vocalist and main dancer.
Aurelie is the group's slut who always looks stoned in selcas. She doesn't really do much other than give awesome buttsex.
Conundrum is the short and cute fuck who can't sing for shit but can dance and rap like a real mofo.
Suckmydee isn't her real name, it's her stage name because she can really suck dick. But the semen helps lubricate her vocal cords so she is the main singer.
And the hippo can go fuck itself, stop posting lame shit plz
Hahahahaha!!! WTFuxors!?
DeleteToo funny, anonymous. You are cute <3 I am honoured to be in that position.
I totally stan Shin-B unf
DeleteSARANGHAE NOONA
lol let me guess the fan club for this club is called Anonymous
Delete"Sareanghae yo" to you, too, anonymous ;)
DeleteHahaha. Next week's Question of the Week: What should the fanclub be called?
$10 says Anons will beat ELFs in a fight
DeleteBring it on bitches
DeleteNo one can beat blackjacks though, all they need to do is show CL's face and they automatically win by default
DeleteRemove E-young from AS and add Jaekyung
ReplyDeleteAFS: NEEDS TO TAKE OUT ALL THE NEW MEMBERS!!! ONLY LIKE THE DIVA DAYS!!
ReplyDeleteMBLAQ: TAKE OUT THAT OGRE THUNDER
2NE1: WTF IS THUNDER DOING HERE AGAIN!!!
SUJU: ALL OR NONE? DOESN'T MAKE A DIFFERENCE WHO GOES
SNSD: DISBAND ALREADY
FX: DISBAND BITCHES
SHINEE: TAEMIN WTF YOU SURE YOU IN THE RIGHT GROUP GO SWITCH WITH MANBER
TVXQ: NOW THAT JYJ LEFT THE OTHERS SHOULD LEAVE: WHINNING ASS VOICES!
BIGBANG: TAEYANG HE ANNOYS THE HELL OUT OF ME
KARA: JIYOUNG AND HARA! WHY ARE YOU HERE?
ALL NEW KPOP GROUP---JUST DISBAND HOW CAN YOU BE WORST THAN THE ONES BEFORE YOU!? FUTURE IS NOT TOO BRIGHT FOR KPOOP!
are you in your period days?
DeleteHave you ever had anal sex?
DeleteYet Taeyang is the only talented one in BIGBANG!
DeleteLol, I just realized no one mentioned Hara until you.
DeleteI'd switch Suzy and Dara just cause I can.
ReplyDeletea year ago i would have said move to Suzy to like SNSD or something, but she fits in better now.
ReplyDeletei think i would mainly just make AS stick to all their subgroups, make Uee and Jooyeon switch in ASR and ASB
Omigosh if ASRed were Kahi, JungAh, Nana, and Jooyeon, I would be very happy. <3
DeleteI like how most comments are like nba fantasy rather than answering the question haha
ReplyDeleteSNSD should really have only taeyeon, Tiffany, sooyoung, yoona,
ReplyDelete^Agreed, minus the Yoona
DeleteMiss A should kick out Suzy. She's least talented.
ReplyDeleteSNSD should be broken into subgroups. Singing group, dancing group, and useless person group (I think we all know who should be in which group)
Rainbow is perfect, but move Jaekyung to some other group please, she dominates the group too much. Maybe SNSD or AS?
Kara needs to kick out Hara.
After School, kick out UEE, Eyoung, Nana, Lizzy, and bring back Bekah.
Super Junior - should disband except for KRY
BIGBANG - everyone needs to go solo, that way you don't have to hear TOP and GD's horrible raps unless you want to.
2NE1 - same as BIGBANG, everyone should go solo, so you don't have to hear CL's screech (except Dara, she could never be an idol)
MBLAQ - Kick out Thunder and Seung Ho
T-ara - Move Hwayoung to 5dolls, and give only Soyeon, Hyomin, and Eunjung lines.
4minute - Needs to disband, even though Jiyoon and Gayoon have good voices, but they won't go far.
Wonder Girls - Kick out Sohee and Lim. Bring back Sunmi and Hyuna.
f(x) - disband
"least talented" just coz you think so ,...this is debatable
DeleteI'd take Minho out of Shinee and send him to the military. Same for Taecyeon, Chansung and Junho. Nichkhun should just go back to Thailand.
ReplyDeletePut Seohyun, Soyeon, Min Kyung, and Yubin in a KPop quartet. I will call them Fapulous, because they are all attractive KPop idols with large boobies.
ReplyDeleteSeohyun has bewbs I must be blind
DeleteI was blind but now I see
DeleteKara is fine, can't imagine them without Gyuri. I can't imagine Gyuri not in Kara. If she was in another group, what would she get out of it? Gyuri works in Kara because she is a prominent member. Maybe not popular but still, prominent. I can't see her being prominent in any other group unless she was the center. Also, her voice imo suits Kara the best.
ReplyDelete...plus Kara need that one "fat" member to balance against that Hara/Nicole/seungyeon skin and bones look.
SNSD has two too many people. Hyoyeon and Sunny. They can GTFO. They both try way too hard. Make SNSD look bad. I'm also not that big a fan of Jessica, Tiffany but I guess I can see their usefulness. Tiffany needs a better body though.
Soyeon's siren voice deserves better than T-ara's mindless autotune songs.
ReplyDeleteJaekyung is such a multi-talentd powerhouse that she deserves to either have Rainbow be more fanmous or else be in a more famous group, like Miss A. Replace Suzy with Jaekyung and the group will be a million times more fierce than it already is.
SNSD has way too much dead weight that is only there to cater as idols to their obsessive religious nuts, I mean fans. I'd drop Sunny, Hyoyeon, Yoona, and Yuri.
I totally agree with this! You are a genius!
Delete^I second that
DeleteI'd put Sohee, Yoona, Dara, Uee, Victoria, Hyunah and Hara in the same group and name it The useless ones that only exists so u can fap on.
ReplyDeleteBut then again, I'll feel bad for the obsessive female fans
so I'll put Nichkhun, Minho, Siwon, Taecyeon, Seungri, Doojoon and Hyungjoon in another group of useless eye candies that should be banned from ever touching a mic.
Ever.
who can fap to sohee? u blind? Hyuna should just go into porn.
DeleteI'd put all the members of SNSD in f(x) and put all the members of f(x) in SNSD. Then sit back and watch what happens like a SimCity game.
ReplyDeleteRemove Yoona, UEE, Sohee, Dara, Sulli, Goo Hara, Nichkhun, Minho, Shindong and Hwayoung from their groups and put them into the new group for pointless shitty singers who only get into their company because *some* look good or coz they give their managers blowys.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah also remove Hyuna ^
ReplyDeleteno one will say GET HWAYOUNG THE EFF OUTTA T-ARA! now after the nipslip. She's the best member now.
ReplyDeleteI wish
ReplyDeleteT-ara had only 4 members: Eunjung, Hyomin, Soyeon, Jiyeon - i would seriously go lesb for them!
SNSD 6 members: Taeyeon, Sica, Fany, Seohyun, Yuri, Yoona - Yuri as dancer, Yoona just because i like her LOL
2ne1: they may remove Dara, though i can see her usefulness recently.
Miss A: is OK for me. Suzy is not as good as others, but not a dead weight like Hara, or Sohee.
WG: i only like Sunye. Yubin's rap is HORRIBLE, Sohee sucks, Lim is the ugliest girl in kpop, and i dont even know the other one's name. she can sing, but insignificant.
Kara: never cared abt them, still dont but seriously can disband. no single member who sings well. and WHAT japan finds in them?
dont know about other girlgroups, never followed them closely to tell.
SUJU: remove everyone exc KRY+Henry
BB & TVXQ5 are PERFECT!
and again...cant tell anything about other boygroups. i have never even listened to Shinee, Beast, Infinite, MBLAQ etc. just see the names around.
i can tell you're obviously a sone.
Deletei'm reading this in a bimbo tone a.k.a fany style.
Delete"i would seriously go lesb on them!" totally!
Yoona sucks! Get her out of there and replace her with Sooyoung, at least the girl has got personality and can dance sexy.
DeleteKara : Remove Hara
ReplyDeleteWG : Remove Lim
Sometimes I wonder what Five Girls and that Hyorin-Min-Jieun girl group would be like if they debuted
ReplyDeleteI'd put Luna, Eunjung, Kahi and Minzy in a group and call them "People Who Can Both Sing And Dance Better Than Anyone Else In Their Group, Seriously, Why Is It So Fucking Unbalanced"
ReplyDeleteAlso, I'd take Bom out of 2NE1 and then put her right back in whatever fucking swamp she crwaled out of
Guys, guys, listen. What if we took f(x), right. And swapped Amber for Hyuna (rapper for rapper is fair, right?). Then, swap Luna for Suzy, and then swap Victoria for Hyosung
ReplyDeletenow would you not have the most fappable group on earth? Also add IU so someone can sing.
^This and replace angry flat fish krystal with yura and eye sore sulli with Tia.
DeleteI will love this f(x)
But Tia is an eyesore also.
DeleteOk, here it goes
ReplyDeleteI'd definitely like SNSD if they were five : Put Taeyeon, Tiffany, Jessica, Seohyun and Yuri and you'd have one amazing group. Like seriously, we all know the others don't add anything at all.
Wonder Girls should kick Lim out because she's a triple disgrace: No voice, no dancing skills and no beauty. Bitch please, JYP must've been high or he got a blow. Perhaps both. They should leave WG as a 4 member group. Sunye and Yeeun are more than able to fill in the gaps.
Goo Hara should leave KARA. She is plastic, her voice is horrible and she's also taken hah! So she represents a material pervert ahjushis can't fap on anymore. Instead, they should bring some serious power horse like Hyorin. They lack vocal talent so bad!
2NE1 should go on without BOM. I know this sounds weird but I think she lacks the stage presents the others posses. And she looks like a duck. I know she might be more talented than DARA but would definitely get bitch slapped by Minzy and CL. Those two are on a totally different level.
Miss A is perfect the way it is. Most people say Suzy shouldn't be in Miss A cause she can't dance and stuff. No. Suzy is probably a much better dancer than a lot of your favourite Idols. We all know Miss A's choreography are on a different level. Plus, she's even that bad. U mad?
f(x) should just disband. Their songs fail to impress, they horribly lack vocal talent (minus Luna), and I don't think they add anything to the kpop scene that we haven't seen or heard already.
4minute should also disband. Hyuna'll pursue a porn career. Gayoon and Jiyoon will make a sub group and be amazing. And the others will be forgotten and dumped in the Kpop basement.
Agreed on both fail(x) and phominutesluts
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