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Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Hara? Solo career? trololol



Hara going solo would work out like the economic reforms they tried in North Korea a couple of years ago. How did that turn out? Like fucking shit.


We all know Hara could never go solo as a singer. Her singing is as good as CL's teeth are straight. She wouldn't be able to use any sex appeal...because she lacks a fucking body. She truly is a poor man's Namie.

She'll never be able to have a prominent role as an actress. She's terrible among idols trying to be actresses, plus she looks like she's fucking 12, so she would never get a lead role. Just imagine if Hara was paired up with Jang Hyuk for a drama role.

54 comments:

  1. Lol you wannted to troll around but you didn't realize you've been trolled back.

    http://www.allkpop.com/2012/02/dsp-media-denies-earlier-reports-regarding-goo-haras-contract

    So this is what you got after a long time?

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    1. Haha love you bitch

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    2. This is a blog, not a news site trying to be accurate.

      Plus, that doesn't affect this article one bit. I didn't "report" that Kara was leaving DSP or Kara, I was talking about a possible solo career out of Hara. This still stands regardless of Hara's contract status because DSP will try to put her in more dramas.

      Nice try. Better luck next time.

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    3. I don't even know who won this loser contest. Let's declare a DMZ while we circlejerk to try and decide a winner.

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    4. Lol butthert fanz trying to be smart on this blog always makes me laff.

      This blog isn't serious, stfu anon loser.

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  2. ....Maybe it's because I've been a Namie fan since 04 but she looks nothing like her (and I highly doubt she'll be as big as her too.....) *shrugs*...

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    1. I don't really see it either, but so many people make the comparison. Namie's much hotter anyway.

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    2. It's funny cause the one that saying Hara look like Namie is Japanese fans not Korean or international fans.

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    3. http://cdn2.mixrmedia.com/wp-uploads/ningin/blog/2010/06/hara-namie-amuro.png

      Iunno, I see a lot of resemblances. Namie is much more gorgeous. Goo Hara is purdi but she looks like a chipmunk.

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  3. I use my stick to judge the hotness of a girl. I fap to Namie in the 90s..till she announce her pregnancy. Goo Hara, well i had no idea why will anyone find her hot.My stick can't even stand looking at her.

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  4. i want hara to go solo because it is ridiculous and what is kpop but ridiculous

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  5. This Korean Bitch can never be NAMIE!!!

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    1. *xenophobic weaboo detected

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    2. No one can be NAMIE!! Hara is just another KOrean slut!

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    3. LOL that's so TRUE!!! No Korean can be Namie. Come on retards!

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    4. 4chan detected. Please help koreaboos from soompi. Over....Roger that.

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  6. Namie looks pretty in all of her music videos, and most pictures, but each picture of her on wikipedia is fug.

    Anyway, if you're in a group and your name ends with -ara- you are useless. I think Hara is pretty personally, she is no Jiyoung, but still, she has jailbait status.

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    1. Anyway, if your group name ends with -ara it is useless

      [FIXED]

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    2. Loool u dun goofed hha

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    3. Well then what the fuck is 2NE1 doing? Or SNSD?
      BITCH PLEASE, HOLD UP, NIGGA, IMA FUCKIN GET REAL IN THIS BITCH.
      KARA SHITS ON YOU BIAS, OK MOFUCKER

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    4. So...

      Goo Hara, Go Ara, Dara, Boram...

      OWAIT LOLOL

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  7. Hara going solo is my dream. that's how I called trolling

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  8. "plus she looks like she's fucking 12"

    You say that like it's a bad thing.

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  9. Her complete and utter uselessness just makes me sit down and wonder about the world sometimes.

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    1. selcas????? no?...k sry

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    2. without her, no one would care about kara.

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    3. ^ROFL
      Yeah, right, Hara makes Kara my butt!

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    4. Jiyoung jiyoung jizzyoung

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  10. Jang Hyuk looks like a constipated dog.


    And Hara like an alien.

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  11. at least she's better than UEE ?

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    1. LOL better? who can hara be better than????...hmmm...a mutt?

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    2. LOL not even a mutt..I would fuck a mutt!instead of hara

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    3. I'll take UEE you can have your slutty bone!~

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  12. UNFG HWAYOUNG IN JAPAN ROLY POLY PROMOTIONS HAIR SEXXX UNF UNF IF I CAN GET 50 LIKES I WILL SHOW A NIPPLE

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    1. LOLY POLY NO.1...EXACTLY

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    2. Yeah I saw that clip. Her hair was unf but her outfit was wtfff

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  13. Hara has a solo song i don't fucking know why since fat old drunk men sing beeter at the local norebang it is frightening that she may continue to sing i approve of this article

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  14. ...Hara will be fine when she goes solo, she'll survive the way Kara has survived all this time: by being pretty and having 40+ year old men fap to them/her, plus she has japan on lock too. The City Hunter merchandise in Japan has Hara's face plastered all over it, also the freaking nature republic stores in Korea are practically Hara shrines. Hara = Ain't going no-where no-time soon, expect to see her sub-par acting abilities in the near future.

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  15. I don't really see a resemblance. Sure, the face shape and lips are similar, but what really makes people relate the two is the eye makeup (I think). Otherwise, no. I think they both have their own beauty. The only difference is Namie Amuro actually can do something, and Hara is eye candy.

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  16. 'Her singing is as good as CL's teeth are straight'. LOL...This is the best!

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  17. I like the way KPop fans go on about idols being petite like it's something unusual.

    If you want big behinds, you're in the wrong business. KPop is for those of us who like girls to look like 12 year old boys who have extra holes.

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    1. LOL boys with an extra hole! yup yup

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    2. Or 12 years old boys with additional boobs

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    3. Why did I think of SHINEE? And all those new boygroups? Boyfriend, Infinite, B.A.P, B141, teen top...fucking cocking

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  18. Wait...I don't get it.

    Namie Amuro has as much of a body as Hara...http://tinyurl.com/6novygt

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  19. Oh yeah I wanna fuck JYP and Lee Soo Man from behind altogether.

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  20. Hara has receding gums and popping goldfish eyes.

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