[DRAMA] Sooyoung is a rude bitch...or is she?

SOOYOUNG IS RUDE. 


EDIT: Looks like this woman took down the story. Luckily for you, I copied the entire thing verbatim. I just can't let a piece of juicy gossip like this disappear into the ether, ya know.

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Straight out the...okay forget that.

The audacious investigators at AKF have unearthed yet more juicy gossip about everyone's favorite Korean Stick Insect Attack Warrior, Sooyoung. Now we know some basic facts about Sooyoung. Namely, she has the legs of a malnourished goddess. Aside from that, probably more so than any other SNSD member, she was born into a life of wealth and privilege. Now I'm not saying that being rich makes you a bitch. No, not at all. But being rich, one of the top celebrities in Korea, a famous idol, beautiful (yes David) and accustomed to getting pampered every second of your waking life probably does.

Does this look like the face of a stuck up bitch to you?

Then again, air travel is a stressful affair (I know). Sometimes, you just want to play Angry Birds, get through US immigration and not have some asshole on a power trip talk down to you. 

My analysis after the jump.

Our story comes from a lady who works for Korean Air at LAX, where SMTOWN landed for the recent concert in Anaheim.

Our witness.

She attempts to prove the veracity of her story by showing off her signature from world renowned bitch-ass TaeNy interruptor Leeteuk.

The handwriting of the second biggest asshole in K-pop.

Since I can't prove it either way, let's say for the sake of this analysis, she's telling THA TROOF.

So what happened was, I was walking by the FIS(federal inspection security) booths and I saw Sooyoung and the officer yelling and arguing. I came to her aid and to ask the officer if everything was okay. The officer was in steam, He was also yelling at me “I Have Told This Girl To Shut Off Her Phone, TWICE, and She Ignored me TWICE!” but in reply Sooyoung yelled, “But I was just using my phone! I don’t understand why! I didn’t know!” so in my position I have to protect my customer’s defense. In reply I said to the officer, “she probably didn’t know or hear our announcements.” the officer looked in rage. He explained to me that he told her twice. I knew he did, but I didn’t want Sooyoung to go back to korea just cause of a simple call. It would look bad if she did. 

So this is a nice lady (besides being an ELF), she doesn't want SMTOWN to be ruined because of some airport drama (even though YoonYul weren't there either...power of six, bitches). I'm not sure if Sooyoung was speaking English at the time, but I'll assume she was, trying to feign innocence. Now I'm not a big fan of the po-po or authority figures in general, but I know some people, especially those who work security at airports, tend to be a little paranoid or stressed from dealing with bitches, dicks and assholes all day. So I take it if this boy told SY twice to turn off her phone and she refused, well, I can understand why he'd be mad. Angry Birds is addictive though.

Who could say no to that face?

Sooyoung was also in rage. She said to me in korean “I don’t want to talk to this man, translate for me” I was fine with it. So the officer asked why she was here. I told him for a concert. she’s a singer in Korea. The officer was mad. He ignored me and asked Sooyoung again, “I’m not asking her. I’m asking you. YOU speank ENGLISH. YOU understand ME. so YOU answer me!” I couldn’t help her at this point. I listen to what he had to say and let her answer, but when the officer was busy stamping sooyoung’s passport.

I'm virtually certain Sooyoung is not used to being raged at, so she was probably feeling somewhat agitated. However, I'm not sure what this officer was getting at. What sort of questions was he asking her? Why she didn't turn off her phone? What group is she part of? Did she want to go get "jjigae wit it" later? Who knows? From this account, it sounds like this fool is a bit of a wanker too. He's a figure of authority, he should know how to control his anger, even if he's working in a high stress environment.


Maybe he's part of STAND.

THEY COULD BE ANYONE...besides graphic designers, obviously. Look at this shit.

she said in korean to me with an angry tone. “they do what ever they want huh? does he even know who I am??? this (Shibal seki) son of a bitch” I was shocked. stunned, I didn’t know how to reply. The officer heard her say stuff in korean to me. he asked me what she had said. I told him “she wanted to apologize for not knowing about the “no cellphone” usage.” it was totally opposite of what she had said but I didn’t want to get her in trouble. so I lied for her.

Oooh, here is where it gets interesting. Now if this is true, she does sound a little stuck up here. Alright babe, we know you're SNSD, but this is 'MURICA. This fool won't recognize your fine ass.

Fine ass not depicted.

According to my sources, "shibal seki" is a fairly coarse swear word in Korean. Something you wouldn't call people in public, ESPECIALLY if you're an idol with a squeaky clean image. NAUGHTY SOOYOUNG! The fact that this lady lied on her behalf was really nice though...if it happened. Now, ready for the SHOCKING PART?

after the immigration was done she ran to her manager crying. I know she was humiliated. but to the officer she’s just another passenger giving attitude. I was worried that her feelings were hurt. but later The manager came to me apologizing about how she was rude to me and the officer. the Manager, Her Self, came to me apologizing about how she cursed about me. I didn’t know until she told me, I was even more shocked. I helped her not get into bigger trouble by sending her back to Korea, instead she was saying bad stuff about me. I was heart broken. and jessica and Sunny was there with her. comforting her when I walked by they would glare at me. I mean I helped Sooyoung and yet I was getting cursed at.

This is when it changes from being "Sooyoung gets cut at pseudo-cop for being an asshole, acts like bitch herself" to "MEGA POWER FUEL FOR ANTI-SNSD ACTIVITIES". Just when SNSD caught a break in the Eternal War between Sones and ELFs (the Leeteuk incident), this happens. Oh Sooyoung...you bad girl. How could you? I can understand calling the officer a sumbitch but this nice lady? You messed up girl. 


But then again...a manager wouldn't do this. Their job is to maintain the idol's image at all times. She wouldn't go and throw Sooyoung under the bus and tell this lady that she cussed her out...that's just unprofessional (unless this manager REALLY felt regretful or something).

Sooyoung's true form.

I know in the idol TV image she may seem cute and innocent. NO. She is not. She was rude to me AND the officer. I mean this is USA not Korea, you have to follow the Officer’s rule or its big trouble. and even though she may be famous in korea, but I don’t think its right to be rude.

that is what really happened.
Swear this on my OWN grave. 

My thoughts? 


I don't know if any of this is true. But if it is, it doesn't paint Sooyoung in a good light. Yeah, she was probably tired from the 12 hour flight. Yeah, she got shouted at by some douchebag who probably thinks his uniform gives him the right to boss people around. Yeah, she probably should have just listened and turned off her phone (Angry Birds can wait). 


However, there are numerous holes in this story. Managers aren't usually in the business of apologizing for idols. In fact, they usually make sure idols are untouchable, so that's one thing. Furthermore, there's allegedly a VIP line at LAX immigration. I don't know if this is true or not, I've been through LAX immigration a number of times (being an international student from Australia and all) and not once did anyone come up and ask me if I wanted to go through the VIP line like they should have. So I don't know.


Overall, I think this story more than anything gives insight into how idols really are. Fangirls and boys alike think their idols are perfect, blessed beings descended from a Heavenly realm to treat our ears with amazing K-pop. But they're just humans who have been lucky or talented enough to become extremely popular entertainers. Their flaws have been masked behind a veil of perfection and their dedication to maintaining that idol image. Even I am under no illusions that SNSD are earthly angels (well, okay, they're pretty fucking hot). That fame and wealth can get to one's head.


Lesson of the day: Idols are human too, and airport officials are fuckwits. WHO KNEW?

Thanks Taeyeon. You always know what to say baby.

What are your thoughts on this story? Comment below, or Demonic Sooyoung will consume your soul.