You can't be passionate about someone just because of daydreams. That'd be just like me saying I'm passionate for Kim Tae Hee because I had a daydream that the popsicle in the background picture turned into my penis and I ended up blowing a huge load in her mouth.
MY TRUE FEELINGS
ReplyDeleteI'm one of the first people that would say how ridiculous and unrealistic a lot of fans are, and how delusional they are. None of us are going to marry our "oppa oppa oppa I be down down down down" and "unnies (aka whores)" and none of us should feel like we know these idols, who their naked bodies look (in real life), or how good they are in bed (when they probably are terrible--e.g. Hyomin, you slut).
Everyday I daydream and imagine scenarios where either me or Bora and Krystal are together. Suddenly Krystal begins to touch Bora's legs. Bora and Krystal begin to kiss and Bora tells Krystal, "Let's see if you can kiss me the way your sistar does."
Suddenly they start taking each others tops off and rubbing oil all over their pink nips. I watch and suddenly I have a huge boner. The boner starts erupting out of my jeans, but guess what, the jeans keep stretching out and the boner gets bigger and bigger. Suddenly my boner is sooo big it get in between krystal and bora. BOra looks and says, "oh my boooooyyyyy" and begins to use her mouth the way dirty girls do. Krystal calls me a naughty old man and she starts to put her fingers on her VAGINAL area. As she breathes harder and harder she tells me that her pussy is like a hot summer and my penis is like pinocchio (see what I did their people!?!?!)
They both start going at it with each other and they each take a turn letting me use and abuse every single hole they have on their bodies as a pleasure device. I squirt all over their faces and bodies (even their feet).
Then, Sulli brings me a sandwich and I watch the Super Bowl.
But shit like this will never happen to me I will never have my oppas or unnies!
lol, nicely said
Deletei'm really appreciative for the footnotes because otherwise this would have just been an insane rant
ReplyDeleteoh and i'd like to address s!b3...
no it's not that no one would understand your feelings you fucking moron it's because YOU HAVE NOT FRIENDS in real life because instead of going to their birthday parties your at home streaming their new concert in shitty 240p on youtube!
Sounds like the idea of a soulmate to me.
ReplyDeleteSome of those Kpop secrets/confessions are just the worst. = o =
tl;dr version: fuck me oppar! D:
ReplyDeleteBut that's the obvious thing about pop music; none of the companies are actually selling music to us, they're selling the bodies of mostly underage children.
I'd fuck Hyukjae.
I would be terrified if I had fans like this...
ReplyDeleteThis is obsession, and it is really bad for the health of ones being.
she needs to watch Epik High's Fan MV to understand what'll happen if it 'does happen'
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Delete& let her wash her oppa with washing machine!
ReplyDeleteI have dreams about being impaled by Himchan and Daehyun simultaneously while I'm choking on Yong Guk's swollen member, Zelo and JongUp are licking my toes and YoungJae is watching the whole thing while roughing up his suspect. . . or I'm lying in a tub of jello and whipped cream while Block B (minus Tae-Il) run train on me . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
ReplyDeleteNo but seriously this girl is delusional. I was waiting for the part in her daydream where JaeJoong backhanded her for not cooking the food just right or not walking ten paces behind him. We know he likes to beat women.
yuck those boys are so young you have the mind of a priest :\
Deletepriest, record company CEO, manager, yaoi fan fiction writer . . . potatoes potatoes
DeleteI must not be the only one who thinks that people who write trash like that are in dire need of a good, hard fuck to bring them home from Mars.
ReplyDeleteThey're delusional because they're not getting enough cock. That's the only plausible explanation; keep your bitch well-fucked and they will occupy that Pentium II brain with other quotidian things such as deciding what to cook for dinner.
The worst part of it is that it is generated by and large by a bunch of teenagers who haven't figured out what to do with their clitorises yet. Quite a shocker considering that they're not old enough to be legally allowed to fuck themselves silly, yet are able to describe in minutely accurate detail the very definition of a fuck buddy.
Fans like her claim to have so much "love, care and affection" but they never visit or call their elderly relatives, they're never there for their friends when they need help, and are generally completely cut off from the real world.
ReplyDeleteWouldn't it be fun for her to be with the real oppa instead of the fake idol persona? He would come home stinking of booze, cigarette smoke and the perfume of whoever he fucked earlier, and then backhand her for daring to ask questions about where he spent the night.
read the whole thing with a D: face
ReplyDeletewhat??? all this time i really thought that it's a hotdog in kim tae hee's mouth >_<
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