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Friday, June 22, 2012

Gang (Bang) Kiz MAMA: I'm confused!

I remember as a child I was locked in a closet. My grandmother wouldn't let me out. She'd lock me inside, laugh at me, and hurled eggs at my face while I shivered in fear. I was never allowed to see the face of my grandmother--only her huge protruding belly that breathed in and out.  I would hear her footsteps from outside and then suddenly the door would crack open---the  belly was all I saw (it had so much hair on it). Left with EGGS on my face!




While watching the Gang Kiz video, I was reminded of the those days. 

I had such a hard time focusing on each member; I could not make out a single face in the video. I squinted my eyes and MAYBE caught a glimpse of a few girls. Here is one theory I have about this: I have a feeling their faces are being hid, so we can just insert our own favorite KPOP girls' faces on to theirs...and FAP away. Yeah, those bellies are wonderful to look at, but for a man to fully appreciate a woman, he needs to see faces too. 

5 Faces you may want to insert on top of Gang Kiz Members' Faces since you can't see shit in the video: 


HYORIN: You know you will fap to this. If you do please email me at sullifags@don'tgiveafuck.edu
DAESUNG: He's the CUTE one in BIG BANG! UM YEH!
BOMMIE: ?????



I DONT EVEN!
HYOSUNG: The SECRET is: YOU NEED MAKEUP, BITCH!

Quick note: The noises (BONE CRACKING) in MAMA reminded me of this:
  ONLY MANLY MEN WILL ENJOY THIS....FUCK OFF LADIES! Yeah YOU BITCH! TURN THE OTHER WAY, CLICK THIS SHIT OFF, AND COOK YOUR MAN A SAMMY!




Also for you readers who want to look like a complete fawghet here is a 10 min. Wavy KOREAN HAIR TUTORIAL. Enjoy being gay and watching this. I know one of you boys will. I'm gonna guess one or two of you will fap to this poor fellow. Meh, he probably likes it anyways!

UPDATTEE:::::
OK WHICH ONE OF YOU PEOPLE SENT ME THIS: 





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68 comments:

  1. sunny_fagJune 22, 2012 at 12:12 PM

    Why no post about exofans
    Butthurting about the title song?
    Exo just debuted and still the fans causing shits up?

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    1. sulli_fagJune 22, 2012 at 12:22 PM

      I don't even know anything about them tbh.

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    2. Mina's Nipple RingJune 22, 2012 at 2:08 PM

      I'm still waiting for a #SUJUISTHEREALWINNER post

      that shit was hilarious

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    3. lumporJune 22, 2012 at 2:38 PM

      Exo is the bomb

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    4. SuJunkJune 22, 2012 at 3:26 PM

      PACQUIAO WON OKAY!!!! REFEREE THE CHEAT WITH BRADLEY'S MANAGER #PINOYPRIDE2012

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    5. sulli_fagJune 22, 2012 at 3:27 PM

      i knew you would like Pacquiao pic. Freakin' PINOY...jk

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    6. sunny_fagJune 22, 2012 at 3:31 PM

      im talking about this gangbangerkiz video ..
      exo fans are all butthurt about how they stole MAMA
      smhz*

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    7. SuJunkJune 22, 2012 at 3:37 PM

      @ Sooyoungie, such flow of logic is already a redunancy among most (if not ALL!) of SMEnt fandoms. It's harsh but a screaming reality. We should all easily calculate whatsoever reaction these kinds of fangirls spill over the internet because it's that predictable based on their recurring behavior.

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    8. sunny_fagJune 22, 2012 at 3:42 PM

      The sad bitter truth

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  2. krystal_fagJune 22, 2012 at 12:38 PM

    This comment has been removed by the author.

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    1. sulli_fagJune 22, 2012 at 1:45 PM

      I already read what you wrote!

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    2. Mina's Nipple RingJune 22, 2012 at 4:26 PM

      Me too! shocking, wasn't it?

      I mean, I hate pinoys as much as the next person, but that was just wrong

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    3. krystal_fagJune 22, 2012 at 4:40 PM

      FUNNIEST POST EVER HAHAHAHA

      I DON'T KNOW WHY I REMOVED IT

      WHY AM I CAPSING

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    4. sulli_fagJune 22, 2012 at 4:45 PM

      u lie. you posted

      krystalfag June 22, 2012 12:45 PM

      I really want to fuck DANI, HNHNG HNG HUNFFFFF NO PEDO!

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    5. WowoWJune 22, 2012 at 6:23 PM

      Kystal_fag is so direct. That's what i call confidence!. Pedo and Proud!

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    6. davidfreshJune 22, 2012 at 11:50 PM

      That's fucking messed up. There is a very distinct line between hilarious and fucked up, and you just went balls deep krystal_fag. I'm contacting my attorney as we speak. Prepare for hell.

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    7. sulli_fagJune 23, 2012 at 12:00 AM

      "There is a very distinct line between hilarious and fucked up, and you just went balls deep krystal_fag."


      HILARIOUS!

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    8. SuJunkJune 23, 2012 at 12:34 AM

      The government of the Republic of Pinoyfags cordially invites Mr. Kyrstal_fag to the Presidential Palace to formally receive his civilian honor for bringing utmost glory to the pinoy race

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    9. krystal_fagJune 23, 2012 at 4:07 AM

      I am honored, Mr. President of Pinoyfags, SuJunk.

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    10. krystal_fagJune 23, 2012 at 4:18 AM

      This comment has been removed by the author.

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    11. krystal_fagJune 23, 2012 at 4:19 AM

      ONLY ONE YEAR LEFT UNTIL SHE'S LEGAL UNGGFFFFHFHFFFF I CAN'T WAIT

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    12. sunny_fagJune 24, 2012 at 7:13 AM

      Thats messed up

      Delete
    13. krystal_fagJune 24, 2012 at 8:37 AM

      Cocaine's a hell of a drug

      Delete
    14. sunny_fagJune 24, 2012 at 3:44 PM

      i blame gdragon

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    15. krystal_fagJune 25, 2012 at 12:05 AM

      Yes. G-Dragon.

      Delete
  3. U-Know Who Has Man TitsJune 22, 2012 at 1:20 PM

    Hyorin needs to get rid of that stupid haircut she's had for the past decade, then she could be decent looking, but hers and Daesungs body and voice make up for their unfortunate faces. Hyosung is deadweight in Secret.

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    1. SuJunkJune 22, 2012 at 3:31 PM

      If that is how much facially revolting Hyorin to the rest of the superficially-inclined public is, then I must say my bonerisms for her reveal the true limits of the human physical attraction. A true beauty of genuine love--fap knows no boundaries. Must be for the books!

      Hyosung is such a deadweight for a leader. ALways thought my Jieun waifu was the frontrunner. Looks like girl is too humble! Put some more Kahi into that shit, bitch!!! You're doing ett wrong!!!

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    2. sunny_fagJune 22, 2012 at 3:42 PM

      But hyosung has curves and boobies of a real woman!

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    3. sulli_fagJune 22, 2012 at 3:50 PM

      hyosung has HONEY THIGHS and a juicy ass. It's cool her face is a train wreck without makeup. Most women's faces are anyways.

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    4. SuJunkJune 22, 2012 at 5:34 PM

      My mother is quite beautiful without make up for an asian woman. Just realized that after more than a decade being her legal responsibilit. WOULD TAP TH-- I MEAN SO PRETTY PROUD SON

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    5. sunny_fagJune 23, 2012 at 2:32 AM

      some men want to see the world burn

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  4. TonedeadJune 22, 2012 at 1:42 PM

    Girl my hair is wavy naturallyy I don't need a tutorial all I need to do is flick it like Dis.

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  5. Bárbara GarciaJune 22, 2012 at 2:15 PM

    Actually the beggining of this song reminds me of Kill Bill... Is it just me?

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    1. sulli_fagJune 22, 2012 at 3:03 PM

      yeah. it has an old west feel. Kind of like it but at the same time I don't like the song.

      I'm undecided right now.

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  6. BudyJune 22, 2012 at 2:31 PM

    I find Daesung really easy to masturbate to. As long as he's shirtless and singing.

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    1. davidfreshJune 22, 2012 at 3:44 PM

      "As long as he's shirtless and bagged."

      FTFY

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    2. sunny_fagJune 22, 2012 at 4:47 PM

      Ftfy=??

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    3. sulli_fagJune 22, 2012 at 4:53 PM

      Future Tranny, Fuck you

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    4. BudyJune 22, 2012 at 6:57 PM

      Let me change that to just singing

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    5. SuJunkJune 22, 2012 at 11:05 PM

      Fisting Thy Father Yunho

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    6. sunny_fagJune 24, 2012 at 7:15 AM

      I wish many ppl will be like u budy.
      Even tho i love trolling him.
      He is a remarkable guy isnt he.
      Funny. ugly. Nice body. Ugly. Timid. and ugly
      Escaped lawsuit because the brother of the victim and aunt forgived him.
      I wish i couldbran over a guy with my audi and still live free

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  7. SuJunkJune 22, 2012 at 3:19 PM

    I was reading the first narration and I was like WTF????????!!! then I scrolled down, and I knew it was true. So real, it was you <3

    oooo baby I'm swooned

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    1. sulli_fagJune 22, 2012 at 3:27 PM

      wtf is this i don't even

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    2. SuJunkJune 22, 2012 at 3:33 PM

      I always know your writing style, honey. I always do. Should be Nobel-winnin

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    3. sulli_fagJune 22, 2012 at 3:51 PM

      honey honey, amirite?

      Delete
    4. krystal_fagJune 22, 2012 at 4:41 PM

      I thought I was the only one for you, SuJunk. :(

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    5. SuJunkJune 22, 2012 at 5:46 PM

      @scullyfeg: ICWUDT

      @krystal_fuck: no baby. you're the one :"> along with Sooyoung is a fat whore, U-know who has man tits, FatChorong, Gheivid and QueensEmissary OOOOPS

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    6. krystal_fagJune 23, 2012 at 4:08 AM

      Slut. :|

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    7. sunny_fagJune 24, 2012 at 12:59 AM

      Sujunk prefer the term Jessica

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    8. krystal_fagJune 25, 2012 at 3:17 PM

      That's just wrong...

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  8. sunny_fagJune 22, 2012 at 3:24 PM

    its easy to fap to daesung..
    just fap to minzy

    u willl feel no difference!

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    1. sulli_fagJune 22, 2012 at 3:26 PM

      lol. i only fap to minzy's ass.

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    2. sunny_fagJune 22, 2012 at 3:29 PM

      but u will see her face anyway amirite?

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    3. SuJunkJune 22, 2012 at 3:44 PM

      This comment has been removed by the author.

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    4. sulli_fagJune 22, 2012 at 3:55 PM

      How is it possible to see her ass and face at the same time unless she turns her head.

      In that case I'll stick a picture of Hyomin on the back of her head.

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    5. sunny_fagJune 22, 2012 at 4:48 PM

      She always poses like that

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  9. SuJunkJune 22, 2012 at 3:47 PM

    Nevertheless, the comments clearly show that the author's side comments are far more relevant than the exact group being reviewed

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    1. sulli_fagJune 22, 2012 at 3:56 PM

      a slow week for kpop imo. But i saw this video and just wanted to comment on how I couldn't see shit.

      probably for the better.

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    2. SuJunkJune 22, 2012 at 5:48 PM

      Asian boy who "squints." SEEMS LEGIT!

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    3. Scatter_88milJune 22, 2012 at 8:26 PM

      I think he was damn accurate with his comments :D

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  10. Mina's Nipple RingJune 22, 2012 at 4:28 PM

    Scully_fag, you should watch their dance practice instead

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-vCrhCT4Qk

    they all know they're so nugu that they have to wear nametags & stick their hands up when it's their turn to mime

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  11. AnonymousJune 22, 2012 at 6:15 PM

    That's Hyosung...? Looks nothing like her lol.

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  12. Scatter_88milJune 22, 2012 at 8:25 PM

    ROFL couldn't stop laughing at the pics.

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  13. Scatter_88milJune 22, 2012 at 8:27 PM

    But fuck, the hoe on the right looks like an ahjumma

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  14. PearlMilkTeaJune 22, 2012 at 10:08 PM

    the hyosung pic looks like tiffany

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  15. KTYJune 23, 2012 at 3:10 AM

    i fuking hate gangjiz why do they have two girls with short hair makes it hart to differenitiaite

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    1. SuJunkJune 25, 2012 at 6:04 AM

      Actually it's 3. The one is a readhead (literally), Haein the female Leeteuk is jet black, the other one is an old faced fug. Very easy to distinguish

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    2. SuJunkJune 25, 2012 at 6:05 AM

      Or I think they changed looks again? FUKKK. Check Drama version as reference

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