Things that need to be addressed re: EXO & their stans.

1. Hunhan is the next Yunjae.

In case you're wondering wtf a Hunhan is, it is basically made up of EXO-K's Sehun and EXO-M's Luhan.

Luhan is the one on the left and Sehun is the one on the right.

Yeah we get it, they look like twins. One looks like a fairy princess and the other looks like a defective replica of the former accompanied by a lisp.

This is how shit works in the mind of Hunhan fans :

*watches 1/1 million EXO teasers and sees the one with Sehun & Luhan* OMGAWD LIKE THEY LOOK TOTALLY ALIKE, SO QTTTTTTTT MAYNNN. 

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HOW KAWAII LET'S SHIP THIS SHIT BRUDAS, TWINCEST SO KAWAII DESU MY FEELS!!!!11111  

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 WTF IS A JUNGCEST AND THUNDARA? MY EYES, EARS AND OVARIES SEE, HEAR AND OVULATE HUNHAN KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE!!!!11 ~

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HUNHAN 4EVA!!!!111 I'MMA SPAM THIS SHIT ALL OVER YOUR TWITTER AND TUMBLR HEHE + DRAW KAWAII FANART INSTEAD OF REVISING FOR FINALS HEHE *#YOLO NIGGAS.

*#YOLO MEANS YOU ONLY LOVE OTP BTW, UMAD DRAKE? KEKE I AM SO FANNY ~ 

LOLSHIT FUCKED UP MY FINALS BUT EXHOE OPPARS CUM FIRST #YOLO

KEKE SO BORED, I'MMA ABUSE PHOTOSHOP THAT I DL'D FOR FREE THRU MA TUMBLR FRANDZ AND USE IT TO MAKE HUNHAN EDITS!!!! HWAITEENG!!

KEKE DO U LAIKE MY QT EDIT? HEHE ASK ME FOR HD VERSION, I GIVE YEW!

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Fucking hell, if I had a penny for every single time I see a Hunhan shipper spreading their shipping diarrhoea across my tumblr dash and twitter I'd be mega rich and afford surgery for Secret's Zinger. 

Accurate gif :

2. The EXO related jokes have been abused.

When this shitty as fuck song 'Two Moons' was performed in their Korean showcase, it was the metaphorical birth of the shitty jokes that we now have.

The 2 umm 'memes' that came out of this was 'AYO WADDUP KREEASE' thanks to Chanyeol's engrish and 'ROLL LIKE A BUFFALO' genius lyricism that puts Jay Park's mixtape to shame.

This chick clearly got carried away when she posted this (click me! mwah exoexo <333).

It wasn't soon until tumblretards abused it like a whore from Game Of Thrones and made these :

I really don't know why the last one was made but neither do you.

ALTHOUGH, WHOEVER MADE THIS IS A FUCKING G.

Then you have the 'Enjoy the mayo' meme. Just like all other EXO memes, it started out as qt and ended up stale as fuq.

YEUH LET'S SPAM THE FUCK OUTTA THIS MEME KEKEKE SO BAWS YO. LUHANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN DID YOU ENJOY THE MAYO? ^___^


KEKE OPPAR/GEGE I STALKED YOU IN DISNEYLAND AND OFFERED YOU A JAR OF MAYO (THAT HAD MY PUBES AND VAGINAL DISCHARGE KEKE) BUT YOU DIDN'T ACCEPT IT ;___;  BUT NO WORRIES I'LL MAKE DUMB EDITS LIKE 

EXO food jokes aren't qt any more either man lbr.

so funny kekekekekekekekekekeke!!!!11111 ~

O, btw Luhan fangirls and umm fanboys are really creepy. In every live perf of EXO, there's always this one fanboy/fangirl that screams her lungs out saying 'LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHAANNNNNNN' as if they're having a seizure or something like calm the fuck down omg.



That dude @0:52 is fucking retarded, shit is worse when your volume is high.

poor thing, follows Kpop blogs for hot girls and gets spammed with EXO instead. #SADLYFE

Is it me or does this look wrong?

 Subtle bestiality? 

Damn you people are sick.

In conclusion,

do you <3 EXO?

do you h8 EXO?

do you like Sehun's lisp?

do you h8 Kai coz he's mainstream as fuq?

do you think Tao's a rapist?

will you have your vagina torn by Xiumin's piranha teeth?

do you like Kyungsoo's big button minho frog eyes?

Is Kri$ the asian 2pac?

ok byebye, exoexo.

Have a fab summer! 

Remember, don't be dumbqunt and carve EXO's names in chocolate!