Eh Sexy Lady

I feel like this is becoming a pattern, don't write from weeks and come back with some random misheard lyrics. To jump right in, misheard lyrics of today come straight from Psy with his song Gangnam Style.

Now these misheard lyrics don't originally come from me. I introduced Psy to a friend who doesn't listen to Korean music (I thought she would appreciate the hilarity of the dancing) and unfortunately I find that once someone tells you misheard lyrics it is really hard to unhear them.

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Actual Lyrics

Oppa is Gangnam style, Gangnam style
Oppa is Gangnam style, Gangnam style
Oppa is Gangnam style

Misheard Lyrics

Oppa is Condom star, Condom star

Oppa is Condom star, Condom star

Oppa is Condom star

Make of the lyrics what you will but I still can't get them out of my heard even though I know what the actual words are. But I have 2 observations on the MV itself while I'm on the subject.

1.  Why doesn't Hyuna have any eyebrows? Were they getting in her way so she shaved them off? Or was this last dye job just too much for them so they fell off. I don't know but they disappeared.

2. This is completely pointless to mention but I'm going to anyway. The car lights dance to the music, the blinking lights are just so blinky, can't help but fixate on them.